cute silky socks~

>>4943118
will those improve my programming skills

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Looks nice but I'm worried I'll ruin them by getting paint or blood or mustard or something on them

>>4943237
I really hate getting blood on my cute outfit whenever the organisation has a spectacle.

>>4943237
Also I have a lot of fluid leaking from my brain because I'm a heavy smoker but it drains down into my lungs because of my hadui nose so I'm always coughing up sticky sap and sooner or later it would fall on my clothes and petrify into them it's gross

>>4943118
that looks like littel girle how gross do not post more i repete do not post more

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>>4943246
lel the smelles are comin from her butte LEL! XDDDDDDDD

>>4943228
yes they give you a 1.5x XP boost

>>4943237
slug looks happy

page 10 save rave!

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>>4943246
x 2 th d

cute silky cocks~

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>>4945266
cute silky DATA BLOCKS

>LEL XDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>4945266
>cute sixy dubs

>>4945287
fore~

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I love pair programming!

>>4945654
why even bother dropping your name CTS

I know you're a shamefilled piece of shit but c'mon we're all friends here

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>>4945671
r u bullying?

>>4945654
friends are nice

>>4945671
My PC setup is not like that. I mainly use a single 4k monitor for all my memeing.

>>4945654
i am f*cking impressed with everything in this picture
i am not jealous of a lot of things in this life but wow

>>4945825
you're jealous of two furfags in socks?

you really have your head screwed on tight dont you

>>4945834
No one cares and you aren't funny.

>>4945836
if you didn't care you wouldn't reply and I don't see what me being hilarious has to do with this

go get that nugget screwed back on proper this time lad

>>4945840
If it took any effort to reply I wouldn't do it. Imagine a quarter is on the ground and you pick it up then some criminal walks by you and steals the quarter. He mocks you and you say "who cares?". He retorts that you must care because you picked up the quarter.
While technically correct that you must have cared in some very, very small sense, he's still possibly braindamaged to think that this is a good argument.
And you not being funny was just something I wanted to let you know.

>>4945836
>>4945844
lol butthurt

>>4945844
no one cares and you got dubs

>>4945844
Interesting now is this an opinion or a lie? I'm literally funny and have the credits to prove it.

Lying isn't nice. But I guess in a shemale tread lying to oneself is the norm.

>>4945850
deep

>>4945849
i care about those dubs

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>>4945834
>>4945836
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>>4945850
>>4945853
>>4945860
EASY-E GOT AIDS FROM FREDDIE MERCURY
Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddy was the cutest guy you’ve ever seen
You went backstage and got fucked in the ass

Easy E got HIV from Freddy Mercury

You went to dinner, Freddy wore a leash
You ate fried chicken, Freddy ate quiche
Now Freddy’s dead and he’s in heaven
At his wake you ate watermelon

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I had secretly fantasized about getting charged up. I'm a bareback bottom , love to get fucked, and having a guy breed my hole. The idea of having a hot guy fuck me and blow his dirty seed in all in my ass had inspired many spank marathons. I'm sure that I have taken a poz load before not knowing the status of whoever was fucking me or really even caring for that matter. I had never knowingly let a guy that was poz fuck me. One night I was cruising all the slut sites looking for other bareback guys to play with when this really hot guy messaged me. He said that he had read in my profile that I liked to go bare and that I was a btm. He told me that he was looking 4 a hole to use 4 the evening. That got my attention I had never been submissive and must admit it had been another fantasy of mine to completely give up control. He asked me if I was into pnp and I told him that I do party sometimes. We chatted 4 a little while with the standard Q&A, u know how big, what position, where to cum. Then I asked poz/neg? He responded with poz. I told him that I was neg. To which he responded "u want to get a charged load n u tonight?" I was shocked and very turned on, I asked him if he fucked neg guys bareback. He told me he did all the time and that he even hosted several conversion party’s. I wasn’t familiar with the term, he explained that a conversion party’s was were a group of poz tops get together and breed a neg guy. The soul reason 4 this was to spread dirty seed, and infect the neg btm. Before I could answer he asked me if I liked to pnp. I told him that I did, but I didn’t have any party supplies. He said that if I wanted I could come over to his place and get ass fucked and get high.

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the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fucked by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuck them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

the third method is the most dangerous and the hottest. i had a biker mate, and for a while we'd go round together using the above 2 methods. one nite we couldn't find anyone so we rode up to hamstead heath, London's cruising area. we wandered about till we saw a cute young asian guy. he was a bit drunk, i think it was his first time on the heath. we smiled, said hello, and led him to a quite part of the heath. i started kissing him while my mate pulled down his pants. then my mate pinned him to the ground, and using just spit for lube, raped his ass. i held him down and pushed his face into the mud to stop him screaming. when my mate finished it was my turn. after we'd finished we both pissed on him and told him we both had hiv. we left him there, sobbing, soaked in piss, with our poz loads in his OMGOMGOMGOMG. i still get a hard on thinking about it.

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>>4945873
hello friend i am not sure what you think it is that you are doing but could you please not associate lain with these reprehensible text blocks thanks

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>>4945881
What I'm saying is that I would put a hand on Lain's blushing cheek, and kiss her deeply on the mouth. I'd push my tongue between her sweet lips and explore her own slippery tongue, not breaking the kiss until we're both breathless. I'd plant one last peck on her lips before kissing her ear and working my way down her slender neck to her collarbone. While I do this my hands will go up Lain's onesie for her hardening nipples and down her pantsu for her stiff little clitty and play with them until she can't take it anymore and begs for me to enter her. I'd then take unzip her onesie and kiss her lower lips with my mouth, working her slick folds and clitty with my tongue and send her over the edge into her first orgasm of the night. Then I'd slowly press my penis into Lain's dripping cyber cunny and kiss her cervix with my member, looking her in the eyes while she tells me she need me and loves me. Then after vigorous lovemaking with slow thrusts working into frenzied bucking and pumping, we'll cum together as my semen fills her fertile womb to the brim, giving her one more kiss before we whisper our lover to each other, melting into our lover's embrace if you know what I mean.

>>4945892
STOP IT

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>>4945902
She bites the sheets as I push my penis into her slowly. Slowly, slowly I push into her.

I love you, I love you Arisu. She says.

I love you Lain. I say to her. I push my futa penis into her and she cries out as I pierce her hymen.

I've taken it, I tell Lain. I've taken your first time.

I'm so happy, she says. I'm so happy that it was you. She cries, the tears roll down her cheeks.

She's not my classmate anymore. I've become one with her. We've become lovers. It's so hot and tight inside her. I feel so good. I begin to pump in and out of her. Feeling her body. Feeling her heart. She is mine now. She belongs to me.

I love you Lain. Let's all love Lain!

I listen to her sweet voice. More, more! She says. I want to feel you more!

I lean forward and suck on her perky nipples. Not now! She cries out. I can't take you sucking my nipples right now, it feels too good.

Then feel too good, I say to her. She orgasms just as I cum inside her.

Are we lovers now? she asks.

We're lovers now, I say.

(Hope that was enough for you for now. See you again.)

>>4945671
nah cts pics are all blurry n shidde hes a filthy poorfig

>>4945912
you are POOR haha POOR

>>4945912
you are a dead man

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>>4945931
NOT POOR!

>>4945943
poor guy spent his life savings just to buy some graphics

>>4945654
I want

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>>4945950
Your life is going to be spent in a minute.

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>>4943118
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it

I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it

I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water

Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now

I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole

What do I do, how do I break the curse

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>4945950
thats ok hes a prostitute he can print more money

>>4945955
Greetings. My name is Aikawa Kizuna™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

>>4945967
you made the classic butt-water mistake friend and now your life is forfeit
i wish you better luck in the next life

>>4945967
just vomit out the poopie water, youll be fine bury

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>>4946500