reptillian takeovr

its turtles all the way down anon

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>>4942801

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ay

>>4942843
hah a what if the suitcase was made of turtle leather or somethin or aligator

>>4942860
hah a what if the meat from the chinese food you ate today was made of chinese prisoners

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>>4942804

>>4942884
they dont actually do this haha
right???

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>>4943148
Well you know the price of meat is high right now and the family at your local restaurant just had there third kid. Now their second kid came home with an F on his exam, so he is useless. There first kid is a girl, wich is why they tried another time to get a boy.
The finances are getting tight so the mother starts doing superstitious rituals like placing those waving cats everywhere.
Luckily for them there is a shady uncle with some connections to the chinese mafia.

So guess what... the father asks the uncle if he can get him some cheap meat no questions asked. (wink wink)

Before you know it you're eating another human being.

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>>4943186
I don't understand why don't they just plant carrots and tomatoes if they need food so bad

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>>4943131
haha ebin meme i loled sohard XXXXXXXXddddd

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>>4943190
They're running a restaurant; its about the profits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSurkfqXuI