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rate my dog lol

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rate my dog lol
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Backstory= Leukas was born in a budgie farm whose breeders were only interested in profit and money without paying attention to health and welfare and not putting passion in their work. After being sold, she spent her first year with an irresponsible girl who thought to have a toy to play with, this didn't help to build her trust toward the immature owner. Even the cage was not secure since the budgie was able to open her cage by herself, because of some bars in a bad shape. She was extremely acrobatic and could escape through small openings. After finding the fatal error, she tried to give back by waving her arms and screaming but this only worsen the entire situation since the smallest tension caused her to take off, needless to say that the stupid girl was devastated by the loss. There was not much she could do at this point . In her yard time she found an interesting hole that seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness, an other dimension, even though she was mistreated by that braindead girl she didn't loose her curiosity so decided to explore more deeply and she immediately found herself into an other place, on an operating talbe more precisely. She saw a strange, big and clumsy budgie creature, scared and got curious at the same time she didn't know what to do when suddenly the creture turned to her. That creature was 9-BBN the scientist who experimented on himself recombinant DNA technology and since he could understand bird language and could speak it, he tried to approach her with gentle and slow movements, then after gaining some of her trust he fed her, a new bond was formed. After some days (human days) she become one of his first bird experiment which involved neural enhancement. This improved a lot her already high intelligence to the point she even devolped a complex written language to share and teach to other smart budgies.
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Personality= Leukas is a budgie with a very bossy and violent personality, she doesn't trust anyone except 9-BBN, her true friend. She is quite dominant towards other budgies especially females and laid back males. If she has to impose her dominance on other, first she flies at their head and then tries to bite them. She doesn't tolerate that a bird (doesn't matter if female or male) doesn't understand when to quit, this was clear to 9-BBN when a male tried to pursue her relentlessly but he was killed in a bad way by her. She is a pretty tough bird with a lot of personality but when she is with 9-BBN she becomes very calm and quiet and of course she doesn't tolerate someone who hurts him. Due to enhancement experiments she gained high speed ability that allow her to cross quickly Aphanobionta dimension and Earth since she is 9-BBN's main liaison between the two worlds.

Strong points= strong-willed and strong-minded bird, self confident, smart.

Weak points= hostile, belligerent, bad-humored, over-dependent to 9-BBN.
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>>4938484
>>4938487
yeh
i giv it a dog outta blog
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>>4938490
ah!
the personality is th emost important you didn;t even rEDD IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD WHYYYYYYY DON'T YOU LOVE MY SPARKLEDOGGGG????????
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That's a cat you fucking neo-nazi.
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>>4938494
i red it it tok me les thn a sec
som cal me th'humn flash bcuz i read at supr sonci sped
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>>4938496
cats can't into recombinant DNA technology wTHECK LOL!!?!?
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU BECAUSE YOU LOVE GAY COMMUNISTS
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huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
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>>4938515
turn my pitch up
smack my bitch up
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>>4938490
>>4938496
>>4938501
>>4938532
Hi guys today i've decided to put some "rules of conduct" or guidelines if you want to get along with me. I generally get along with majority of people because i am polite and kind but this doesn't mean that if i notice a sharp and hateful behaviour (especially towards my few friends, because if you attack me i generally try to ignore, you little pinhead) i won't react, i know some people may not like it because they could say "ehy, these rules are shit etc..." but i don't care what you think this is my page and i have the right to put the "rules" i want, like i said in my page info DA is not mine but this page is MINE. Since many of people won't read this, i also put it in my Gallery and i won't be put in one of my Folders because it risks to be deluged by other artworks so i will be displayed on Featured. If you visit my Gallery at least you will notice it and maybe read it, maybe because it seems people are forgetting the ability to read. And now, without further ado, the "rules":
Do not comment with a single non-sense line, i gladly accept a "nice" but stupid comments or nonsense one word lines without proper explanation will not be tolerated, i will hide that comment. If you continue for the second time i will block you!

A thing i don't appreciate unless you are one of my friend and explained me the reason of it: don't hide your comment! I hate this behaviour, it's a childish and coward attitude plus i think it's spam. Think twice before writing something or don't write it at all! Unless you are one of my friend or a person i know and talk (but my friends and people i know are too smart to do such a childish thing), i despise people who do this and anyone who does this is frowned upon by me.
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>>4938543
Even though i don't force people to comment i am very happy to get a feedback, positive or negative. I accept constructive criticism and opposing views as long as they are stated in a respectful way, if you are an asshole i will ignore you and then block you. Sorry i can't stand rudeness.

No aboos (a crazed fan of something yet they know nothing about the thing they worship as a god) and SJWs allowed here. Everyone is good as keyboard-warrior but you're actually an attention-whore who complain about everything doesn't go the way you want. We are all good at playing virtual Gandhi but no you are not Gandhi, if you truly wish to change positevly the world: first start with yourself, observe the nature of your mind and origin of your all emotions (positive and negative) and then put this into practise! Hpw can you think of changing others if you don't change yourself? Become the change you want-Gandhi.

This is not really a rule but my netiquette on DA: if you give me a llama, watch me, fave something i will go on your page see if you want to be thanked, if not i will give you a llama in return as my way to say "thank you for the fave, watch ect." I don't understand this trend of the moment but if someone do something good and/or nice, i was taught to thank that person but people (especially the young ones) clearly are forgetting basic good manners :/
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>>4938547
This is one fo the few true rules. Do not send me via notes or in comment section of my profile page requests to give you points, it happened to me. If i give you points it's only because i really like/love your Art and/or i respect you as person and not because you ask me to give points. People are free to choose what to do and what not to do. If you send me via note these kind of things (same applies to watches and faves) i will not reply and i will not give you points, watch, faves and probably i will block you. I am free to do what i want and i don't have to feel obligated to do things, plus i personally don't find nice to ask people to give you a favour if you don't even know them, if it has been one of the people i personally watch or watchers i really know, i would gladly have accepted it because we are on friendly terms. I hope you don't think i was rude with these words, i felt only a bit discomfort.

Don't even try to send me via notes links to suspicious sites, i will block you and report. Trust me it happened to me.

If you mention me in a work and/or post where 1) i don't kow you and 2) i don't want to be associated with i will ask to remove me from your infamous tag list and then i will block you, so who told you to do that? That would be totally different if some of the people or friends i know on DA did it, in that case i am grateful to be mentioned.

Don't spam my page or artwork comment section with your useless links or i will flag it as spam! I don't like it and i think everyone doesn't like to be spammed.
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>>4938553
Some of my artworks can contain gore, violence and death (there is even a Folder dedicated to that) even in an extreme way so if you don't like it, don't handle it etc. don't watch it. I like gore and violence because since i was little i was fascinated by anatomy, dissections (i perform dissections too), organs etc. and practising with pencils on colour of blood, solidity of flesh etc. is useful for my drawing skills. Gore and blood has also a spiritual function for me because as buddhist contemplating on gore images helps me to focus on impermanence and transience of Life plus it shows me how far human violence and stupidy can go.

"Rules" may vary and/or change according to stupidity of people, thank you for reading. Remember i am like snakes, peaceful like a ball python but violent and aggressive like a Russel's viper so do not tread on me. These "rules" are not applied to people i already know and watch me, especially actively. >>4938543
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>>4938543
>>4938547
yeh
i giv thes rules a dog outta blog
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"leukas" what
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>>4938487
>>4938489
>>4938543
>>4938547
>>4938553
>>4938557
Tl;dr
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>>4938484
BUDGIE BUDGIE BUDGIE BUDGIE BUDGIE
>>4938557
dumb demented sh*t for brains
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