who is this guy again??

>>4916491
That's Wilford Brimley. He shoves cakes and fried chicken into his face until his blood turns to syrup and then just bangs some insulin lol.

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You're worst nightmare

Doug Dimmadome founder of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

Bolonel Banders lol

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the man who cursed a japanese baseball team

jerry springer

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Well hoot and hollerin' that's Colonel Sanders! I remember when he was still a Second Lieutenant. That was A LONG time ago, I tell ya. Did I ever tell you that he used to sneak some of that delicious finger lickin' original recipe kentucky fried chicken into basic training? Boy, was our Drill Sergeant PISSED! He took Sanders' whole five dollar fill up bucket, and dumped it in the mud! You should've seen the look on Sanders' face! I swear if I ain't've grabbed him right there I swear'd he'd jump right on down there in the mud to get the damn chicken! Man, this brings me back. Oh, oh, did I ever tell you about the time Sanders killed a vietcong with his bare hands? Ha, ok, so Sanders here and me was in the deep Vietcong wilderness, surr'nd'd by trees and bear shit, all's of a sudden I hear's a rustlin' from up above, and swear I grabbed Sanders by the shoulders, and real quiet but real intense like, I says, "THEYRE IN THE TREES, MAN, THE TREES!" And so's we're's gonna go smoke us out some Vietcongs, so Sanders reaches for the Napalm, and, dammit, Sanders, the damn fool left it at camp! I's swear if I aint been 'bout to get ambush by some damn Vietcongs, I would've had that dumbshit by the neck. So's a Vietcong drops out the fuckin' tree, and Sanders grabs him! They's didn't want us to fire guns because bullets cost to much, so Sanders strangles this Vietcong shit to death! We went back to camp, and Sanders 'ere cooks up some Original Recipe, and damn, tastiest shit's I ever done tasted. Wasn't no chicken, though, gov'ment can't afford to give us no damn chicken, so Sanders cook'd us up some mystery meat. Think he'd found some bird or deer or som'n shit up in the woods.

>>4916491
le mcdonalds man

Bernie Sanders