tfw big thunderstorm irl

>>4911763
*gibs u dat hugg*

I sexually Identify as a big thunderstorm. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the country making noise and dropping wet rain on people's heads. People say to me that a person being a thunderstorm is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon transmute my body into electrically charged clouds. From now on I want you guys to call me “storm” and respect my right to make people stay indoors and generate sick acoustic effects. If you can’t accept me you’re an astraphobe and need to check your meteorological privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm scared too dude

more thunder needed

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>>4911763
I like big thunderstroms
last year crimbus time we have BIG thunderstorm and flood for like 7 day
I try to help frands move into new house but on the off ramp to interstate water flood engine and I was stuck had to pay for tow so I just got drunk on the side of road during massive rainstorm friends couldn't come back 4me cause flood so I had to get parents to pick me up at auto garage and loaded their car up with my frands stuff and stay at parents house then next afternoon friends made it over to collect their stuff but it started thunderstorm again waaaay too bad so twe got drunk at my parents house with my maw on chrismas eve and eat dinner and it felt like an actual family doing stuff for christmass it felt good that's the kinda shit I'm gonna remember on my deathbed