Hi! I'm here for the job interview!

>>4906336
"my client says u made an unwholesome comment about her breasts."
"yeah theyre bumpin"
"hah yeah totally."
*hangs up*
lol nothing i could do

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:31:59 Post No.4906431
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Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:31:59 Post No.4906431 [Report]

*lathers your breasts with lubricant and slides dick between them*
You want that time off you have to earn it.

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:33:25 Post No.4906433
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>>4906431
oh my god, this is lascivious and lewd and latrocious

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:34:53 Post No.4906435
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>>4906399
>>4906433
every dubs deserves a check

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:38:26 Post No.4906448
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>>4906297
You will be a great ASSet, and I love those qualifications.
You will report to Mr. Beanus.

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:40:42 Post No.4906455
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>>4906448
There's something wrong with your cat

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:41:44 Post No.4906459
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>>4906455
praise check

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:46:43 Post No.4906484
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>>4906455
no, he just gets CATatonic after he eats. that's his 4th plate.

Anonymous 2016-11-15 23:49:17 Post No.4906494
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>>4906484
oh i see
i get it
uh huh
okay whatever man
jeez
i mean
pfoo
wow

Anonymous 2016-11-16 00:35:01 Post No.4906635
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>>4906399
..it's not like I needed that stupid job anyway! I'm going to go where I'm appreciated!

Anonymous 2016-11-16 04:28:25 Post No.4907190
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>>4906297
I'm sorry, ma'm, the wet-nursing position has already been filled.

Anonymous 2016-11-16 04:32:19 Post No.4907208
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>>4906448
>mug of milk
>broken LCD
>burnt pancades
>not a real cat

wholly shid man your off the hook here

Anonymous 2016-11-16 05:04:32 Post No.4907284
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name?

Former Ryder Club Vi 2016-11-16 05:06:16 Post No.4907289
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>>4906297
What are your qualification besides being an eye sore?

Anonymous 2016-11-16 05:26:04 Post No.4907319
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>>4907289
I worked at NASA for twelve minutes and I have a doctorate in small engine maintenance

Former Ryder Club Vi 2016-11-16 05:41:16 Post No.4907336
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>>4907319
Nice to see a fellow doctor of the sciences.

~~t. Honorary Doctorate in English and Literature recipient~~

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/