hi could i borrow a giant newspaper plz lol

i have none

>>4904997
fine im almost done

>>4905017
gracias

>>4904996
whats about a giant iphone so you can check your big emals an play giant candy crush

>>4904996
LoLo getting potty trained

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>>4904996
sry m8 not done "reading" it yet gotta poke all the peeks if u kno wat i meme

once I went to the doctor when I was 5 or 6 years old and you know how they have those big rolls of paper on the couch there? yeah so there was one of those and I asked why it was there and the doctor said it was elephant toilet paper. i thought it was pretty funny and you know your post reminded my of that and that made me laugh so good job on that one. just sucks that afterwards i got diagnosed with a severe cold :(

>>4905852
>diagnosed with a severe cold :
did he dieded

>>4905852
Just googled this and it’s original, not copypasta, thank you

>>4905859
i wuld never copypaste wtf i dont even know how its pretty rexepctless off u to assume that... i produce only oc lol do u not now me im popular namefig anonymous... lel i just like typing long kiddo but when i do its bretty good hehe :)
thnks
>>4905858
yes it hurt a lot, especially when pedrus put his benin in my notouchyzone at the gaet to heven and then thrw me bacc to earth :(

>>4905870
>i just like typing long
type me lik 1 of ur french girls

>>4905871
hey hey hey ther poopboi
u know i always wondered why u claled urself poopboi i mean that name is acutally pretty disgusting when u think about it, but then i thiked about it more and it made a lot of sense, i dont even know why but it just seems so fitting, even though ur not very poopy ( idont know if your a boi but it doenst metter :))
so i think that was pretty interesting btw ur preddy funny gj making good funposts on my fvrote board of all times
>french
here u go monsieur begattue entrecote trottor (pissoir LOL) jemapelle monami directiur de porno avec fromage muchos gracios

yeah im basically george rr tolkien lel xD

>>4905873
hhey rahts p good now who do i need to poop oin to get this a movie adaptation

oh an u wnna me origin story?
daddy was p[oopy
mommy was a boi

>>4905879
i don know but that would be prrretty epig if you know what im sayon prrrretttttyyy ebbig hehe

pls use ur connegtions i wann be an hollywood mr poopies
ill even unzip ur dick for u when u go poopies :)

>>4905885
oh thats pretty interesting actually
did you know that tigers and lions can have kids and they're called ligers or tions depending on whos the daddy so ur basically that so
yeah
sad part only is that they cant jhave kidds :(

>>4905886
o im flattered i rly am but theres no need ofrr that u see what we doodoo here is empowewrin g talelntred posters and not using them like objects mkay so whatever u wanna unzip u do it on uyr own time heres the key t o me vault kek but also keep up the ood work n may u familyu be hydrated at all tims u wonderfule bozter u

ill be watching

>>4905891
also yes yes i did
>>4905900
eyy dub

>>4905900
alright thank you (nice dubbloners u got there :))
ill be on my way then
i hope to see u soone