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>he was like "fuk u"
>im like wha?
>"fuk u"
>then i "fuk u"
>then he went "hmph"
>;)
>that'll be 93 cent
>"fuk u"
>then i woke up

>be on the bus
>old woman behind me starts tickling my ass
>think its her bag and just go with it
>feel a finger inside my pants
>finger goes inside my ass
>weirdness stays like this for 5 minutes
>bus stops
>go to my job and nothing happens for the rest of the day

>wake up
>masturbate to anime
>sleep

who are you quoting

>>4904176
>I wanna see s4s' best green text stories. Post away.
>>4904185
>>he was like "fuk u"
>>im like wha?
>>"fuk u"
>>then i "fuk u"
>>then he went "hmph"
>>;)
>>that'll be 93 cent
>>"fuk u"
>>then i woke up
>>4904194
>>be on the bus
>>old woman behind me starts tickling my ass
>>think its her bag and just go with it
>>feel a finger inside my pants
>>finger goes inside my ass
>>weirdness stays like this for 5 minutes
>>bus stops
>>go to my job and nothing happens for the rest of the day
>>4904237
>>wake up
>>masturbate to anime
>>sleep
>>4904250
>who are you quoting

>>4904185
>>4904194
>>4904237
Whom are u quote???

>>4904455
>55
Nice dubs!

>bronze by gold heard the hoofirons, steelyrining imperthnthn thnthnthn
>chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail,chips
>horrid! and gold flushed more
>a husky fifenote blew
>blew. blue bloom is on the
>gold pinnacled hair
>a jumping rose on satiny breasts of satin, rose of castille
>trilling, trilling. Idolores
>peep! who's in the . . . peepofgold
>tink cried to bronze in pity
>and a call, pure, long and throbbing. longindying call
>decoy. soft word. but look! the bright stars fade. o rose! notes chirruping answer. castille. the morn is breaking.
>jingle jingle jaunted jingling
>coin rang. clock clacked

>riding my bike
>get hit by car
>go to hospital
>I'm ok

>driving car
>see bikefag
>run him over
>i'm ok

> Be in hospital
> See idiot coming
> He got run over by a car
> I'm ok

>>4904478
>>4904481
>>4904485
>>4904498
Whom are you quoting?

>>4904500
james joyce

>>4904500
dubs confirme

Your fortune: Good Luck

>driving my bike
>beep beep
>i get run over
>i'm not ok

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>have friends
> we leave for good time in mauntains
> man reach from inder the seat
> he tounch me nice so good
> oh baby
> wake up
> car asscident inro truck hard
> but its was ok because we still had lmao to smoke
> endup in the moibtains anyway
> good hike and fire
> yes good times were had by all

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