Would swaglord sticky a konata?

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>>4903398
no lol

>>4903398
I'd sticky a konata ahahaha

>>4903406
who is this sperm germ

>>4903398
I'd coat her liberally with an adhesive, if you know what Im meaning :)

the lucky girl

>>4903398
aminu girle? id make her sticky with the hot ejaculate from my cock after i masturbate to her! fuccin lol bros

I like konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

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>>4904024
this but unironically

would konata let me suck her big meaty cock

>>4904024
whats an otaku? what if im a bitter repressed virgin so afraid of failure i take no chances in life I live a self-imposed isolation where fun is scare and when it does present itself it's in the form of hedonistic behaviour like masturbation or doing drugs

why am I content to accept the piece of shit I am but I laugh at it? I don't even care that this is what I am, I don't feel "good" or liberated admitting it but it's precisely what I am just a fucking nothing toiling away in my own mind until it slowly collapses

>>4904433
With digits like those, it's a sure yes!

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>>4904437
What if I'm afraid of failure and I don't leave my house because I'm also terrified of people and their unpredictable behavior?

>>4904443
I'm not really terrified of people so much as being forced to interact with them.

It's probably a personality flaw but I simply cannot be fake or lie and that's sadly a must in the social game.

Generally speaking anyway a lot of socializing is posturing, farce and peacockish nature I'd prefer a laid back evening with close friends who also don't lie and we can bust balls with no fucking pretend barriers as if we need to step around egg shells as not to offend.

>>4904450
>I simply cannot be fake or lie and that's sadly a must in the social game.
I'm the same way. Lying is one of the most difficult things to me.

only if she was naked and having her brains fucked out by her dada

>>4903398
test

>>4905075
did it work

>>4903398
dumb animeposter
>>4904024
good pasta
>>4903406
HNNGGGGG

>>4905841
anime bump