How was church today, [s4s]?

the microphones messed up and I had cake

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>imbalying

i've never been

i havent been for a while becauese the churches near me just play music over and over and dont talk about anything serious because the saddleback church cult thing is taking over churches and they think you need 5 minute sound bites and music and clapping to keep people interested and thats a load of crap so i just read the bible at home and study Jonathan Gray and listen to good pastors like Tony Evans on the badio.

Churches are going in the shitter in the US because of people like Rick Warren also the catholic church is a cult so they do a lot of damage and scare people away from the truth. the battle is real friend

>>4901575
church good i have better outlook upon learning i m soldier of God

>>4901602
haha what if u went in to church and actually it had real cades in side and one was at the pulpit going meow... meow.. and oh wow that would be crazy.. .can u imagine lol

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>>4901609
soudns wonderfol

>>4901609
*smacks you in the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper*

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>>4901616
wow SO rude lol

>>4901807
DON'T

It was pretty good, lots of interesting facts about the bible in view of historical documents

Did you know the king from Esther was euh
A guy with a lot of x's in his name

>>4901811
dubs confirms

>>4901815
xerxes

dog giveth dubs
god taketh away

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>>4901811
Those look like dubs.

*zips up bible*
grea t

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>>4901575
>How was church today, [s4s]?
I gave my SEMEN to JESUS