Friday Vocaroo Thread

>>4897296

"dubs in my threads? its more likely than you think"

its le funne maymay kid xdddddddddddddddd

>>4897304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q5fqJiObq3

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CIA Agent: [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]
CIA Agent: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]
CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!
[pulls the hood back into the plane]
CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent: You're a big guy!
Bane: For you.
CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

Watch it, Yuji!

ぽrごいにうs、 ぽrごいのs, swarg flap bergeg fourgenald ponos, blanfenjard oue vern gorrep behinged sweller flop. SWEE nor flagerallen hip snop plapenyak. defornitas planteau er nakben neu poos.

>>4897314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cYsAPXLEIX

>>4897322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxJnWgpGBB

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>>4897342
Damn, absolute madman
Breddy nice, 9,5/10 on narration 8/10 on CIA, 5,5 on bane tbqh

>>4897353
I'm laughing my ass off at my horrible Bane, tbqh. Yeah, muffling my voice with a blanket was not my brightest idea.

Now, first off, I want to thank God, because that’s who I look up to. He’s graced my life with opportunities that I know are not of my hand or any other human hand. He has shown me that it’s a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates. In the words of the late Charlie Laughton, who said,“When you got God, you got a friend. And that friend is you.”

To my family, that’s who and what I look forward to. To my father, I know he’s up there right now with a big pot of gumbo. He’s got a lemon meringue pie over there. He’s probably in his underwear, and he’s got a cold can of Miller Lite and he’s dancing right now. To you dad, you taught me what it means to be a man. To my mother who’s here tonight, who taught me and my two older brothers — demanded that we respect ourselves. And what we in turn learned was then we were better able to respect others. Thank you for that, Mama. To my wife Camila and my kids Levi, Vida, Mr. Stone, the courage and significance you give me every day I go out the door is unparalleled. You are the four people in my life that I want to make the most proud of me. Thank you.

>>4897363
And to my hero, that’s who I chase. Now, when I was 15 years old, I had a very important person in my life come to me and say, “Who’s your hero?” And I said, “I don’t know, I’ve got to think about that. Give me a couple of weeks.” I come back two weeks later, this person comes up and says, “Who’s your hero?” I said, “I thought about it. It’s me in 10 years.” So I turned 25. Ten years later, that same person comes to me and says, “So, are you a hero?” And I was like, “Not even close! No, no no!” She said, “Why?” I said, “Because my hero’s me at 35.”
So you see every day, every week, every month, and every year of my life, my hero’s always ten years away. I’m never going to be my hero. I’m not going to attain that. I know I’m not. And that’s just fine with me, because that keeps me with somebody to keep on chasing. So, to any of us, whatever those things are, whatever it is we look up to, whatever it is we look forward to, and whoever it is we’re chasing. To that I say: Amen. To that I say, All right, all right, all right. To that I say, just keep living, eh? Thank you.

>>4897363
>>4897367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08IpwCXM4Ob

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>4897393
I swear I did this like four times already.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FA1z9f8XSm

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>>4897405
Actually doesn't surprise me tbh desu
Still nice though

>>4897411
I try and be as nice as I can. Nice dubs.

>>4897382
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s08IpwCXM4Ob
thank bubba i cri errtime

>>4897342
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxJnWgpGBB
you mispronounced plapenyak
its "PLAP EN YAK"
do you even english?

>>4897296
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

if I were to say, for example, "Kill all the japanese",..
in milhouse voice please

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>>4897439
Milhouse is not a meme, have a leppo and stop forcing it, I am displeased with your behavior fam >:^(

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>>4897444

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>>4897444
s-sumimasen deshta

>>4897435
Whoops.
Here, fixed it. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ya4FKA6uL6

>>4897436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYUqh1tjgM

>>4897439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y6wPodf996

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u r walkin down da stret
u r thinkin bout dubs
u say to urslef "checkem"
and point like le dubsman
then u get embaras and look aroun
did any see u?

suddenly,

ses

>>4897461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r1MemajlgA

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>>4897460
Wtf How do you know how chocking on a dick sounds like
First attempt was breddy solid actually
And thanks for not helping establishing this shit maymay

>>4897460
>>4897460
rude
ty for trying tho
>he would never say this
it's from code geass :o(