idea for a prank: sneak up from behind and break the egg yolk

>>4894283
It's a boiled egg so make sure to kick it extra hard

>>4894298
kick it like a polaroid picture

>>4894283
me in the pic

>>4894303
show bepis lol

>>4894283
>>4894298
Uuuh don't listen to these posters theyre trying to ruse you, that is NOT an egg.
kicking cute girls in their b*lls is not okay and can cause permanent damage! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!!

>>4894304
i will if you'll be my loving gf

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>>4894321
are u the poster from yesterday

>>4894324
yes

idea for a prank:
suicide

tbh none of you pass or are lovable thats why you have to roleplay all day. you have nobody and one day you're going to off yourself because you're not strong enough for life alone

lol

>>4894325
not her (????london????) but show ur bepis
also if she'll be my gf 2 ill also show bepis

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>>4894327
"idea for a prank:
suicide"
got em!

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look at this rude loll

>>4894327

>>4894332
i was only kidding about the "me in the pic" but i want you to be my gf

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>>4894337
show me your you on the left

>>4894338
i did

>>4894338
>>4894340
me on the left (a kind of a criminal)

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>>4894283
wow sick prank dude

>>4894340
hi its me again
show ur bepis

>>4894344
sick dubs brah

>>4894340
>>4894343
now i dont know whos who anymore

>>4894347
show bepis

>>4894347
it doesnt matter

i want you to be my gf

>>4894355
dubs say post bepis

>>4894355
i dont believe in love on first sight

will someone PLEASE post their beeple??????

>>4894362
no

>>4894364
wtf i forgot to click numbers haha

>>4894327

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>>4894366
yes

>>4894358
mitä tarkoitat sillä, että "et"?

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>>4894362
hmm i shouldnt but should i anyway

>>4894374
Y E S
E
S

>>4894372
that is not the language of my people

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>>4894380
hmmm i guess this will do

>>4894387
>not even spoilering yourself

get out slut

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>>4894383

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>>4894388
dubs
im more concerned that i forgot to rotate it

>>4894387
cute
cute
cute!!!

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lole

>>4894475
bost peble

>>4894484
break your egg post pics

>>4894487
no!!!

>>4894371
UGH you nasty WHORE

>>4894677
rude dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4894677
rude!!!

There sure are a lot of FAGGOTS on this board

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>>4894475
gimme the sauce

>>4894702
there sure is a lot of RUDE in you!

>>4894702
has your boyfriend ever pulled out of you and had shit on his dick?

haha talk about a lot of SURPRISES

>>4895334
LEVITICUS 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination.

>>4895332
>>4895334
way to MISS the TRIPSE guyes

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4895352
EXODUS 21:20 "And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished."
EXODUS 21:21 "Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money."

>>4895421
ah JEEZ!!! DANG it!!!

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>>4895352
delete this

>>4894387
I want to put you on my lap so I can touch your benis while you try to push me away and pretend that you're not enjoying it tbh

idea for prank hide a nuculer bomb in you're nose and pretend like you have to sneeze and then set it off lol

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>>4895738
why would i pretend to not enjoy it

>>4895771
Because it's kinda hote tbqh familia

How do you feel about programming while wearing cute pantsu?

>>4894706
thats me lole

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>>4895781
i end up doing that sometimes so its pretty nice i guess

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>>4895816
>tfw you will never pair in Haskell with your qt trap bf sitting on your lap

Why even live?

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>>4895830
come visit the freezing land of new england and we can fix that

>>4895816
>>4895830
stfu and break your eggs your both probably old hons or fat men this is gross i am actually mtf and find this creepy af

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>>4895836
but i literally posted myself earlier

>>4895837
oh you're muscle man mike?
i actually have hips and boobs and my legs don't look like i'm a male cyclist so...

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>>4895844
who

>>4895854
the 'trap' who posted in this thread
i call you muscle man mike cause you're a big strong dude :)

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>>4895856
cant say ive been called muscular strong or big before

>>4895872
just saying you look very masculine like a lumberjack
also i can tell you don't have feminine values or understand feminine aesthetics by your choice of clothes
do you have a voice like barry white too?

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>>4895874
hmm maybe i should have went with a picture that more clearly showed the rest of me maybe some other time

>>4895435
Stay back sinner! I will cast you away along with all the other sodomites.
I have turned towards the path of Christ and I urge you to do the same.

>>4894387
I bet you feel all blushy and submissive when you're dressed like a girl.

That will obviously damage her penis.

>>4895788
nice dubs, gimme your tumblr bb

>>4894387
Hi cutie pls break your egg and post result

>>4897087
Fore!

>>4897099
checking dubs checking '87

>>4896897
>her
>penis

I hate you pretend fag posters

Why is s4s so gay?