what in tarnation what did you fellers do to my bean gumbo

how are you my new favorite namefig in one fucking post?

get out of ere god damn tarnation ill have my daughter bring out my rifle

>>4882291
I say I took it down to Santa Fe with old Billy Creed the other day. They paid us fine for it what round Rosa's cantina don't you know...

>>4882296
came here to say this xDd

>>4882296
also this
funniest post I've seen in a while. good job!

>>4882300
you yellow varmint
now im gonna have to make an armadillo gumbo

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>>4882291
I didn't eat it Bob honest

>>4882305
ya yellow-bellied coward! meet me round back of the saloon we'll settle this man-to-man

>>4882311
i'm about to show you what a big balls boy can do, you slimy snake

>>4882312
yer all bark and no bite. I'll be waitin' come high noon...

>>4882331
i'm no bite because i'm quick on the draw

i ain't no animal

>>4882334
well ye got me there, but let's just see if you ain't bluffin'...

>>4882335
trust me feller, i can shoot the tomahawk right out of an indian's hands.

>>4882345
you know what they say about the best in the west...

>>4882348
they say im the best with a gun in the west

>>4882348
ive also got the biggest balls below the mason-dixon line

>>4882355
your brain cavity wouldn't make a drinkin' cup for a canary... when I'm done with you there won't be enough left to snore...

>>4882358
you just made your last mistake bud

im gonna kill you quicker than wyatt earp killed johnny ringo

>>4882300
>>4882311
I came here to say I'll have my daughter bring out the rifle but then I wanked off to these dubs.

>>4882363
just you try, you couldn't hit fish in a barrel

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>>4882369
that's your last mistake, feller

DRAW!

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>>4882376
you slimy son of a bitch! you best start runnin' 'cause you won't last 5 minutes in this town, ya hear me?! the cavalry's comin' so you best find a fast horse you sorry dog!

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>>4882390
a big balls boy never runs from a posse. them boys won't know what hit 'em!

>>4882397
you'll pay for this!
*dies*

>>4882399
that makes one. now i'm gonna have to find this Billy Creed rascal and blow him away.

>>4882376
If I was in the west old west days and a gun slinger came up and challenge me to a gun battle at high noon and I knew he was really good, I'd just get some crayons and a piece of paper in my holster and then at high noon when he says draw I would real fast get out my drawing supplies and draw a picture and then he would he like "what in tar nation are you doing young feller you need to draw yer irons " I would just go "oh I'm sorry I thought you meant draw a picture" and then hold up the drawing and It would be a picture of me and him holding hands and a sign that says "friends" and then maybe he would feel bad and not shoot me. Also you could do that but draw a picture of a pig and put "your mom" on it and when gets mad and starts to shot at you just throw a grenade at him idk

>>4882411
tru

>>4882411
a real cowboy doesn't need crayons or books. he only needs his trusty iron and a pot for his chili gumbo.

>>4882421
But I never said I was a real cowboy so it's not really that important

>>4882432
trust me, feller. it's very important around these parts.

>>4882432

But cowboys are important they built the rail roads

figure it's kinda strange that the posse hasn't shown up yet, huh fellers? maybe that rat was bluffin'.

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>>4882500
Maybe those dubs need checkin'.

>>4882502
WHAT IN TARNATION? BIGGEST LIZARD I EVER SEEN! You wouldn't happen to know a feller by the name of Billy Creed, would ya?

would y'all younguns keep quiet? ahm tryin to sleep

>>4882527
'scuse me? nobody tells a big balls boy to quiet down. who're you, varmint?

>>4882581

Yea, bump

>>4882722
yea dubs

I really really like this thread lets revive it

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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What is a tarnation and how can I find one ?

>>4882532
i reckon you call me the sheriff 'round these here parts. i'm the best snaker there ever was. i snake, and the snakes go on straight to hell and i don't even need to lay a finger on em. i'm the best jumbalaya cooker from here to new york city.

>>4883298
Listen, pardner. You know anything above the Mason-Dixon line don't matter 'round these parts.

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Which one of you sons of guns stole my tater tots?

I'm not gonna ask twice

>>4883409
Can't say that I have, feller. I don't eat taters. Maybe that wretched dog Billy Creed stole your food, too.

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>>4882291
OOHH BAAH GOOOOWAD BAWBE THIS GUMBO IS JUST TOO SPICY FOR THE PEOPLES CHAMPION TO HAYNDLE.

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>>4883428
Jim Ross, you fat bastard. Did Billy Creed sell ya that gumbo? I oughta shoot ya right now.

>>4883413
You think I'm dumb as a sack of hammers? I know it was your sorry ass what stole mah taters.

>>4883442
>>4883428
You fellers are really gettin' on my nerve. Shut yer gumbo-holes or we're gonna have to settle this outside.

>>4883449
Every side is outside if taters is involved. It ain't right to touch another man's taters.

>>4883457
I'm tellin' ya I never did touch no taters! Can't make a good gumbo outta taters.

Quick fellers! there's a shoot out down at old man Chester's saloon, some trouble makers makin a ruckus about a stolen gumbo i Herr

only a cowpoke'd squirm around in the dirt for some gumbo! jumbalaya is the true food of the south.

#fortune

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>>4883503
Draw, you dirty dog!

*bang bang*

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come at you!

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>>4883536
You never stood a chance, you dirty snake!

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MAH GAWD

joke's on you, compadre. i've got nothin' to lose!

>>4883600
How about we stop this silliness, pardner? There's a food crook on the run and no one's tryin' to catch him.

>>4883600
nice dubs

im a nigger

>>4883626
prove it

>>4883626
i stole the food

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>>4883635
BILLY CREED! YOU DASTARDLY DOG! DRAW!

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run, amigo! i''ll take care of this!

>>4883689
what in tar nation are you doing young feller you need to draw yer irons

>>4883637
you got the wrong feller dummy

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>>4883719
I've been waitin' for this, you dirty devil. You'll regret ever eyein' my gumbo.

DRAW!

Eh, señor, you forget about me, eh? We don't need no stinking gumbo when we got fajitas!

>>4883734
english only usa english only usa english only usa english only usa

>>4883727
son, let me learn you one thing. you ain't ever gettin' yer stinkin' gumbo back!

Most cowboys (gauchos) were hispanic

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>>4883770
Eyyy cabron

>>4883773
Howdy, compadre. You from below the border?

>>4883773
>>4883774
Who're you fellers? And are ya gonna help me get this dastardly Billy Creed?

>>4883781
Whoopsie, forgot to get off of anon.

¿he's done run off with it?

that's

too

many

>>4883428
>rick james

>rick james sux ball


>fuk u rick

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Yarr, which one of ye scallywags made off with me booty? By Davy Jones' locker I'll have ye walk the plank.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4883919
WHAT IN TARNATION? WHAT KIND OF CITY-SLICKER ARE YA?

>>4883917
whats rong with ur dong

daingert I'm outta terlot paper

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Howdy folks, i'm the sheriff round these parts and I won't be standin around while some vigilantes stir up trouble in my town!

>>4884284
Howdy sheriff. I was just dealin' with a rascally feller who done stone my bean gumbo.

well i say i do declare hoss that this here town is as lawless as a wet dog at a parlor social

>>4882443
Pretty sure that was all the gooks

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Fight my champion if ye dare

>>4886261
ahhhh tomoko is so cute and cool i'm crying

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>>4886261
Your champion is small and plastic
Also lolo told me that anime always loses
This is my champiom,.[time for lime] man

>>4886261
only a darned city slicker would call that a champyon i tell ya, youd be down to the ground before ya knew it if i were still alive, ya hear me? you ain't no match for Big Balls Bob's dead eye and quick hands. learn yer place before ya come round 'ere again, boi

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>>4882291. Well sir I find it reprehensible that you would suggest that a gentleman as myself would have anything to do with such a dire act as the defacement of a man's dinner. No I say I have not sought to spoil your hard earned dinning experience. Look elsewhere for the culprit I remain blameless.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4883186
It's Texan slang for damnation