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sneakin up on her in the morning dint work- she just turned into an eclipses of moths which then dispersed aroundle room
i did get ger later tho when she was sleepign in her box but that dint do the job either- instead of a love of wetness she developed a rly nasty rash?? (pic related)
so my question now is is it ok if i only have holy water at my disposal?
cause with me being pope and all all water in the household is automatically that and um
she doesnt talk two me anymore

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4878944
>44
At least you've dubs keep you company
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>>4878962
dubs make evrything better

just like bacon xddddd
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>>4878944
u try combing her hair?
sometimes works
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>>4878978
haha my dad has a coaster for low sugar sodypop drinks that LITERALLY says """'''bacon makes everything better""' :D written in a fancy pen script
white text on black background

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4878944
This sounds like something where LoLo's expertise might be of some use. TO get a female perspective, you know.
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>>4878984
i would like to try but sadly.shes nowhere to be found now
>>4878989
goode lorde ur father sounds like a master ruseman. i wish my dad was as dank. haha ur daddy could probably outmeme my daddy is wat im saying
>>4878992
wow why did u assume im not a strong independent lady myself

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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wife update #2
i found her under the bed lul the window was open hah
now i need to buy me some alcohols and im worried shell run off again
could someone keep an eye on her pls

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4879288
forgot pic omg my reputashen a ruind
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why my penis wenis of course
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I can't tell what this thread is about
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Garbage thread >>>/trash/
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>>4879726
omg dude
>almost 2017
>not subscribbked to me channl
basically my wife dint wanna go swimming with me and the nice figs on s4s saided i should splash her with watre to prepare her for the real deal but then somethin happen >>4879294
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>>4879736
She turned into sand??
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>>4879742
check ur privaledge
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>>4879734
>putin poopoo in le trash
r u honduran
>>4879742
i am a sand expert so i would know if she did
upon closer inspection it seems 2 b ash actuallel
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>>4879753
>r u honduran
i literally' fef'd out loud at this
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>>4879755
>55
i literally LITERALLY checked them
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I don't get it. Are you the real poopboi?
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>>4879753
Hmm so she turned to ash after touching water? Has she ever taken a shower b4?
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>>4879764
yes no maybe whos askign
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>>4879766 (Dubs)
tbf it was holy watr mang
she used to shower sometimes (would never take a bath) but in her current form im not sure if she cancontinue
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>>4879777
o_O Trips
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>>4879787
>787
tiny palin drone!
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>>4879777
nice trips
I think you should return her and get the money back
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>>4879790
thanke
she came with the house though :///

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4879799
nice dubs
haha I meant return her and get the monkey back oops lol
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>>4879801
i dunt fug with no mongeys faek lolo

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first young childen meme me with i like trains and cs memes and now my hands smell of some outrageus perfumed soap i wnn join my wif in deth
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k goodnight yall
may ur underwear be dry n ur water wet

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>>4880777
nice trips fam
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