sneakin up on her in the morning dint work- she just turned into an eclipsesof moths which then dispersed aroundle room
i did get ger later tho when she was sleepign in her box but that dint do the job either- instead of a love of wetness she developed a rly nasty rash?? (pic related)
so my question now is is it ok if i only have holy water at my disposal?
cause with me being pope and all all water in the household is automatically that and um
she doesnt talk two me anymore
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>>4878944
>44
At least you've dubs keep you company
>>4878962
dubs make evrything better
just like bacon xddddd
>>4878944
u try combing her hair?
sometimes works
>>4878978
haha my dad has a coaster for low sugar sodypop drinks that LITERALLY says """'''bacon makes everything better""' :D written in a fancy pen script
white text on black background
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>>4878944
This sounds like something where LoLo's expertise might be of some use. TO get a female perspective, you know.
>>4878984
i would like to try but sadly.shes nowhere to be found now
>>4878989
goode lorde ur father sounds like a master ruseman. i wish my dad was as dank. haha ur daddy could probably outmeme my daddy is wat im saying
>>4878992
wow why did u assume im not a strong independent lady myself
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wife update #2
i found her under the bed lul the window was open hah
now i need to buy me some alcohols and im worried shell run off again
could someone keep an eye on her pls
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>>4879288
forgot pic omg my reputashen a ruind
why my penis wenis of course
I can't tell what this thread is about
Garbage thread >>>/trash/
>>4879736
She turned into sand??
>>4879742
check ur privaledge
>>4879753
>r u honduran
i literally' fef'd out loud at this
>>4879755
>55
i literally LITERALLY checked them
I don't get it. Are you the real poopboi?
>>4879753
Hmm so she turned to ash after touching water? Has she ever taken a shower b4?
>>4879764
yes no maybe whos askign
>>4879766 (Dubs)
tbf it was holy watr mang
she used to shower sometimes (would never take a bath) but in her current form im not sure if she cancontinue
>>4879777
o_O Trips
>>4879787
>787
tiny palin drone!
>>4879777
nice trips
I think you should return her and get the money back
>>4879790
thanke
she came with the house though :///
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>>4879799
nice dubs
haha I meant return her and get the monkey back oops lol
>>4879801
i dunt fug with no mongeys faek lolo
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first young childen meme me with i like trains and cs memes and now my hands smell of some outrageus perfumed soap i wnn join my wif in deth
k goodnight yall
may ur underwear be dry n ur water wet
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>>4880777
nice trips fam