Only 5 days~
already voted for hilldawg bby
I want Trump to win but I bet $500 on Hillary winning, so that either outcome I'll be happy.
>>4877654
LOLE u sure showed s4s LOLE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH GOT EM
Let me get out my trusty ol Life Calculator for a sec here and run some numbers. Let's see..
"Number of Ways My Individual Life Will Substantially Change Depending On Who Wins The Presidency: __"
(processing...)
"ZERO"
Woah, would you look at that!
Let's ask another question.. "Number Of Ways Anyone Else's Individual Life Will Improve Or Decline Depending On Who Wins The Presidency: ___"
(processing...)
"ZERO"
Damn! Thanks, Life Calculator! I wonder what folks are getting so worked up about, or why they bother wasting time checking boxes off at some booth. You're my best friend, Life Calculator. What's that, Life Calculator? Something to add to that?
"It seems that everyone on the planet is a fucking imbecile who just enjoys have a culturally sanctioned icon to project responsibility on for the terrifying inadequacies of their own lives and character in order to relieve themselves of responsibilities for their own destinies and also to have something to prattle on endlessly about because they never bothered to get interested in life beyond the superficial level that is crammed down their throats by their media programming and educational brainwashing."
Woaah slow down there, cowboy! You're incorrigible, Life Calculator! xD
I voted 4 Gary Jackson
>>4877753
Your calculator's pretty fucking broken man.
>>4877768
Rude.
>>4877768
*pisses on your face*
STOP FROGPOSTING
>>4877781
We're best buds, you know nothing.
>>4877761
I like u
>>4877753
LOLE, BRAINWASHING LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4877797
;)
>>4877789
ni
I mean, no. I actually made that typo so I'm leaving it there lol.
>>4877788
*checks yo dubs*
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4877894
*arranges a floral bouquet for your grandmother*
>>4877658
me too h