left tastes like spoiled milk right tastes like fresh strawberries

Me on the right. Also very smol.

>>4875696
small ones with sweet pink supple glans are so hot because they taste really good and you can fit the whole thing in your mouth easilly

>>4875699
dubs confirm?!

>>4875699
:^) Thank you for making me feel good about my smol uncut benis, anon

that mfw uncircumcised and its me on the left

>>4875727
only european faggots who suck each other off care about being unclipped I prefer having a huge cock and lasting very long than having clit like sensations

sissies

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>>4875734
>triggered snipped anon
Hahaha, he's circumcised!

>>4875734
Rude

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>>4875734
>LITERALLY cucked by jews
>will NEVER experience the true pleasure of an intact foreskin
>salty af, boasts about have a big penis (which he doesnt)

>>4875693
where to succ benis?

foregen pls help

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>>4875750
delete this

>>4875719
np it's true though i'm not just blowing smoke up your butt

>>4875699
>they taste really good
sucking on a part of your body 'tastes' good lol wtf? literally impossible because the only taste anywhere is salt from sweat.
>>4875750
>will NEVER experience the true pleasure of an intact foreskin
There's fewer nerve endings on a certain part if your body that would otherwise be sensitive...so the fuck what? My eyeballs are extremely sensitive nerve endings yet I don't go touching my eyeball to stimulate those nerves. Wtf differnce does nerve count change.

>>4875766
Chek'd those dubs
I know. I just pulled the skin back to admire the pink head of my own, very nice

>>4875767
wtf they either taste like sour mlk or frsh strawberry did you even read the OP?

>>4875776
Hahaha ikr? >>4875767 is obviously just cut & salty about it kek

>>4875787
he has a gross dried out glans lol
it's probably all hard and scratchy to touch

>>4875794
Chalk-dick top fucking kek

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diet effects flavor of cum, acidic veggies acid veggies like onions, also red meat makes it taste worse. Fish and fresh fruits usually make it taste better.

Also if you jizz frequently it stays cleaner tastes better in general, and similarly the carrier fluid is glucose and tastes pretty nice while the sperm itself is usually kinda nasty regardless, so ideally you suck somebodies cock who precums all the time due to aneros up the butt and its like a festival of flavors in your mouth aka gotta gib them femboys the S U C C

>>4875797
why even bother dropping your name CTS

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>>4875797
Dafuq did I just read

>>4875799
dubs

>>4875802
a girls guide to cum by cc cummings

>>4875797
as someone who's eaten a significant amount of my own semen, i can confirm it tastes pretty good.

>>4875797
i've been on hrt for 3 yrs so mine is clear, runny and very sweet to taste but only a little bit comes out

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>>4875808
Thanks fam

this and the tranny thread are /pol/ tier cancer

i go to /pol/ more than any other board but i dont want it infesting this board

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>
that tfw no qt gf to make fun of your slightly-below-average-length cut penis
>

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>>4875857

>>4875860
tfw when no qt bf or gf to mildly commend your slightly-above-average-length girl boner

>>4875699
Wish you where grill.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>4875870
when you feel that feel tfw that theres no qtgfbf that will make you worship their superior bepis

>>4875878
imagine pressing the small one and the big one together and comparing them while they rubbing against each other

>>4875874
i am a girl i just have a boner is all >.<

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>>4875891

>>4875970
and then you retract the glans and make them kiss

why doesnt my weiner have the hood? hah jk i know why. it's a flesh sacrifice to MY god, god of MY people, god of ABRAHAM, ISAAC & JACOB, who LED my PEOPLE out of egypt, demanded a FLESH sacrifice that MY people proffer forth to pledge our whole selves to yah weh. if U are missing the hood ?? but NOT flesh sacrifice with ur gosh? i am LAFFING at u. if u gave it to GOSH like ME and ALL GOOD jews, that is good and holy. it is MY flesh sacrifice, and yahweh will smile favorably upon me for it! NOT u!

>>4875984
my wiener is from the hood
meaning its black
meaning its large
i'm not really black though

Fuck guess my dick is a milk curd

I never had a choice in being circumcised, I don't mind being snipped has never affected me before

>>4876018
lol dick curd

>>4876022
dubs

I got circumsised because of an infection and woke up in the middle of the surgery it was the most painful thing i have ever experienced

>>4876040
is this for real or meme?
that sounds genuinely horrifying

>>4876047
Real man seroius i was only 4

>>4876050
>seroius

no worries it is just meme everyone you can sleep well at night :^)

Actually left tastes very good. Delicious actually so try em both before you make an assessment. Forseskin is gross, and unhygenic.

>>4876058
like how would anyone even remember being 4

>>4876059
wrong you're just mad because your glans is dry and calloused and taste like sour milk
supple intact glans are not unhygienic and taste like sweet strawberries

>>4876058
when i was two my friends aunt scolded my fruit bat with a hot iron when i was over at their house and now it hurts when it bends or stretches

>>4876125
this is my fetish

>>4876131
one night my friends aunt actually climbed into my window at night because i told her my address and she burned my fruit bat with lighters and a hair straightener and my parents never found out

You niggas not a joke i did k it was a traumatic experience

>>4876140
is she hot? post pic

Has a strainge shape on one part where they were cutting when i woke up and screamed, guess they got shocked and the knife cut it off

>>4876157
not her but really looks like her in face and clothing style

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>>4876164

>>4876151
>>4876160
no way how do you remember being four though?

>>4876187
Partially becuz of how traumatic it was partially becuz my mother says that she wont go under anymore after she saw wat happened to me

>>4876140
lol

>>4876224
irl a burn on your fruit bat would hurt like a mf though

>>4876167
by fruit bat you mean your dick right? did she overpower you and hold you down?

>>4876234
what other body part needs a euphemism?
yes it was the penis and yes she did hold me down and squeeze my marbles to overpower me

>>4876232
my friends fiddle my fruit bat when they come over after work

>>4875767
Sour milk get out

>>4876749
he has a gross dried out glans lol
it's probably all hard and scratchy to touch

>>4875984
It's an easy and good sacrifice to make to YHWH as well.
It's just a foreskin.
Makes penis cleaning easier.
Less stimulation = less time spent lusting, more time spent contemplating G-d.

When we get to paradise, we'll get our foreskin back. Maybe it'll even be twice as long, or 3 times as long.

>>4876794
imagine if it's so long that it flaps about like a windsock in a gale

>>4875693
They both just look like bepis to me
>>4875984
Hi cade. Stop imposter me pls. It's rude.

>>4876822
dumb fat cunt get your own name thaaanks!

>>4876827
No u get ur own. I'm the real me and ur a faker

>>4876830
What Are You Talking About, You Fool?

>>4876833
Nice dubs. I'm talking about you stealing my name u loser who has to copy me cuz u are basically admitting I'm better by imitating me

>>4876841
>>4876833
two fakers faking & a partridge in a pear tree

>>4876822
if the raisin and grape both look the same to you get your eye check mister

>>4876845
>>4876841
tfw when i finally realised how fucked up lolo posters are
quit stalking that girl you fucking creeps and don't put her pictures on 4chan

>>4877050
I'm just amused I got sparkles to argue with me in a thread about ducks, lol

>>4877054
is sparkles katt williams?

Anyone want to taste my fresh strawberries? x3

>>4877081
when the whole squad glans intact so u'know the mixtape about to be fire

>>4875734
you will never experience real pleasure and your dick looks like shit, get rekt
you jelly?

>>4877106
woah that's a bit much

>>4875755
uncheckt dub not nice truly s4s is dead indeed after all

>>4875857
/pol/ loves homosexual things?!!?!
damn they've changed...

>>4877106
not really, i just got it sucked earlier and you're still bumping this like I care

>>4877131
we can rebuild him

>>4877133
dubs

>>4877101
Well, it is pink & pretty! :)

>>4877464
like a delicious fresh strawberry :)

>>4878159
Mhmm! Who wants a smol sample? ;P

>>4878770
gimme them berries!

bumping a dick thread

left is butt
right is vagina