Hello and welcome to [ds4ss] - Drinks Sh*t 4chan Says Serves, [s4s]'s very own in-house bar!
Sit down, place your order, enjoy the atmosphere and just relax!
So what would it be today?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4863837
gib me a nice big cup of reddit please
>>4863837
one awoo please
One big Reddit
>>4863850
thx bby
>>4863843
Here you go, Anonymous
I want the third anime from the left on the top shelf
>>4863856
WTF?!? WHERES AWOOS BODY?!?
Third anime from the left, for >>4863859.
>>4863861
Should've said you wanted a long awoo
One big guy for me plz
mm beary milk
>>4863837
the teeth girl
Big guy, for you.
>>4863886
That's a huge drink fam
>>4863884
There ya go.
helo good man
gimme a nice tall glass of ass bbefore i start feel feelings again
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4863837
gimme the cheapest meme ya got
One tall glass of ass for one depressed poopboi.
Congratulations on your dubs, by the way!
>>4863900
So cheap we will pay you to get it off our hands.
Whoops! Sorry, I'm afraid the bar is going to close ridiculously early tonight. No time even for last call!
Do not worry though, because [ds4ss] will reopen soon enough tomorrow!
>>4863920
kek
>>4863912
thanks u ur an angle
>>4863947
very pretty 47 u got there but cmon man
be an archanhgle n refill this for me bb
Your fortune: Godly Luck
DONT YOU SHUT THIS DOOR IN MY FACE JESUS CHRIST AT LEAST DRIVE ME HOME
give me one bar for ants pls
can i have a pint of ass with a side of alberto barbosa?
>>4863837
can i have a kot
>>4863899
>>4863900
>dubs
...and we're back!
The [ds4ss] bar is open once more!
Feel free to place ya'r order.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4864039
i stand by my original order
>>4865333
Good trips bartendar
gimme some top kek
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4865348
forgot pig tho
>>4865333
Nixe tripps fam, could i get a huge cup of cancer plz?
>>4865339
>>4864039
Here you are.
>>4865351
who is this sexy cade?
topkek for adsnhmg.
poopboi, please drink that outside. We don't need two "dead body in the bar" situations in one week.
>>4865359
Bella Thornewaifu claimedjokes, actually the underage racoom """""lady""""" is already my waifu
Your fortune: Average Luck
Dumb cat poster, your cup of cancer is ready.
>>4865371
Thanks fam
Can i pay u with poorly edited pictures of my cad?
All drinks are paid for by dubs I find and check on page 11, so you don't actually need to pay me. Feel free to do so anyway, tho
>>4863837
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>>4865380
Nice
>>4865385
Watch it, adsnhmg
>>4865389
Here it is.
>>4865400
Thank you, #1
*tips youre nice dubs*
>>4863837
May i have a big cup of patassium iodide
>>4865471
I'm afraid we don't serve that...
>>4865364
umm ur not eben my real mom so eat me shorts maybe???
i dont need you or your nonsensically early closing bar m8 i gor this thing called self-rusepect sooo
fug gimme a ciass on le rocks lets turn this batman into titanic
also if someone wants to punch me in the face, go ahead
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4865514
1v1 me nuketown m80 snip3r 0nly i fugging r3k u i swear on me nan
>>4865521
*pinches your wrist*
>>4865523
*falls down and starts crying like a baby*
I... ;_; i said snip-p-per only-y :'(
I CAME HERE TO 'SPLODE SHITLORDS AND PINCH DUMB CAT POSTERS AND IM ALL OUT OF DUMB CAT POSTERS
*Crawls out of the bar to die heroically on the battlefields of the Western front*
Sorry for the delay. Here's ya CIAss.
give me two fingers of girl (male), neat
>>4865546
nice ciASS
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4865546
heres ur dub bby
keep the change>>4865551
kek
I'm afraid we're out of genuine girl (male)s. I hope this will suffice.