REAL modern warfare storys

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on tuesday, i should post some storys i have and call it "fuck my life fridays". tuesdays because i cant even get the fucking day right.

>be me, just now
>walked into the library and see three fags playing minecraft
>it was even one of those "hunger games" servers
>feel fucking sick
>"hey guys, i got the admin!"
>i hoped the admin would unleash glorious pain onto them
>it never came
>got an idea
>unplug their Ethernet cables and sit down, log on, etc
>after a minute, their connection is lost and they flip shit
>hahahahahah
>"hey! did you unplug our comps?!?!"
>dehjigisup.jpeg
>"no, why you ask?"
>"you fucker! i lost EVERYTHING!!!"
>my only hope was the tard handler will come over and reel 'em in a bit
>told them i did not do it and that, lets be real here, should be playing kids games at home
>they look like they want to rip out my fucking soul
>they leave
>staff came over and asked whats up
>"winter, thats what...."
>mfw