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autist moments thread?

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>be me, 16 year old cynical prick
>be in highschool, talking with deh squad
>some autistic kid runs up to us with an alien balaclave on and dabs
>wat.jpeg
>"oi fam, what up?"
> he dabs again
>i start thinking about that life hacks video where franku slams around a hammster in a sock
>execute evilplan.exe >:)
>"hey buddy, can you do me a favor?"
>"what is it?"
>"go to the office.."
>"yee?"
>herewego.jpeg
>"and start yelling 'allah uh ackbar!'"
>he nods like his head is too heavy...
>i go to my class three mins after and fuck around for 30 mins
>principal comes onto the pa
>"the school is going into a lockdown, this is not a drill."
>ohmyfuck.exe
>after about 5 mins of shitting my jimmies, the principal comes back on
>" the lockdown is over, you can continue your day."
>"fucking fina--"
>"HEY LOOK! ITS FUCKMOUTH FROM THIS MORNING!"
>i go up to the window just in time to see his dumbass get stuffed into a cop car
>they even hog tied the fucker.
>mfw I instigated a hold & secure in a highschool
>mfw I prob can go to jail for it
>mfw i got away with it.

I'm not using my own comp for this so don't expect a response.
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You're a nigger lover
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>>4856066
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>>4856068
C O C K
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anyone else got tard moments?
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>Be me
>Know tard
>Goes on 4chan too much
>swear to god this kid is a future mass shooter.
>see him post this on 4chan
>Mfw
>BTW i know where you live and if i ever see you in public i will fucking kill you
>.gif
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>>4856081
fite me u fukin autist!
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>tfw i blow your beaner head off
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>>4856084
name ten things that are not V A P E R W A V E
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I know who you are you autist nigger
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>>4856088
nice dubs
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>>4856066 (nice!)
>>4856081
>>4856085
Whom are you quoting?
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>>4856093
i see, nock u rite in deh gabba
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>Fuckingjap.jpg
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>>4856100
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>My dad is beating me for being on the computer for too long
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>>4856111
good
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computer part fetish???
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>>4856111
lol
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>my dad started beating my mom
>the only escape i have is 4chan abd you autists ruining it
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>>4856088
Owen wilson, Owen wilson, Owen wilson, V A P O R W A V E, Owen Wilson, Owen wilson, Owen wilson, Owen Wilson, Owen wilson, Owen wilson. Did I win?
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weaboos.
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>green txt lolpololololololoolol
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>>4856118
>be me
>have a samsung
>sometimes i masturbate with it
>see a guy with an iphone
>race mixer
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No you filthy nigger lover
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>>4856123
no
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>Greatmorefags.jpg
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>moon man moon man can't you see
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>>4856135
filthy japs need to hang from palm tree's
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>>4856132
Oh rats :^(
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>my beats are so hot watch them melt steel beams
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>rub your clit eat some shit and take my dick you filthy fucking slut
>what is this triggering you
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>>4856144
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>be me
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>>4856147
follow it up with something you fuckin jap
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rolling down the street I see another child who is in danger who needs who ME

a sick fuck claiming to be a saint with lies smothered all over them like wet paint.

is this what you all fail to see a catastphy that isn't as bad as me.
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>>4856066
i hope that story is not true , the schools are suppose to be helping u not hurt
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>Killing minorities is my favourite hobby but not as much as fucking your mommy
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>>4856149
bu t that was le joke
there is le nothing else
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>>4856156
I envy you
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>>4856167
Thats ok because I hate your guts
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>what do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A sandy hook survivor
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That face you make when they let the sand eating goat fuckers into our great white country
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>DVDs SUCK
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stores jackshit
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>kill all the queers
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>femimasacre is mah favurate

>fuck those feminazi niggers
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wow, this really is an autist moment
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>>4856066
nice dubs, but who are yo uquoting?
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>predicts what your thinking before you think it
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>>4856511
Nice dubs, but who are you quoting?
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>>4856066
This is a very good story anonymous user.
Please give details to further the "lols".
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>>4856066
you are a meanie if tou are telling the truth
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>>4856525

I'm not the (op)
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>>4856135
Heyy it's saint bebsi
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Thread images: 31


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