Help anon get into college.

dear miss lonely hearts,

GIVE ME LE SCHOLARSHIPS

I am a giant faggot, so I belong in san fransisco.

(leave in the mispelled word)

check these trips

i will set out to prove that the mental faculties requisite to give consent are on average acquired between the ages of 4 and 7

I asked anonymous people from an imageboard to help me write this.

>>4853986
Inescapably so we never cease to be in the same place as where we initially were brought upon ourselves at the very least. I propose that we come to an agreement wherein we conclude that our findings are similar in nature only to which end that we see an agreeable conclusion to said discrepancies.
Please don't leave me hanging when it comes to fulfilling the agreement that we agreed upon so willingly that acceptance of said agreement has been agreed upon.
This nature of said agreement would be agreed upon through a series of agreements which we come to conclusions about through agreeing on said agreements to come to the ultimate conclusion on whether or not this agreement has been agreed upon conclusively.
I am a massive faggot, please rape my face.

Please put me in the gay dorm

>>4854005
lel

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Anonymous 20 minutes ago No.4854001 []

i will set out to prove that the mental faculties requisite to give consent are on average acquired between the ages of 4 and 7

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Meh 17 minutes ago No.4854005 []

I asked anonymous people from an imageboard to help me write this.

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Anonymous 5 minutes ago No.4854041 []

>>4853986 (OP)
Inescapably so we never cease to be in the same place as where we initially were brought upon ourselves at the very least. I propose that we come to an agreement wherein we conclude that our findings are similar in nature only to which end that we see an agreeable conclusion to said discrepancies.
Please don't leave me hanging when it comes to fulfilling the agreement that we agreed upon so willingly that acceptance of said agreement has been agreed upon.
This nature of said agreement would be agreed upon through a series of agreements which we come to conclusions about through agreeing on said agreements to come to the ultimate conclusion on whether or not this agreement has been agreed upon conclusively.
I am a massive faggot, please rape my face.

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Anonymous 34 seconds ago No.4854056 []

Please put me in the gay dorm

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what is USF

i love lamp

>>4854384
united space forces

So anyway, my boyfriend and I were watching "The Silence of the Lambs" last night. There's a plot point in the movie that Buffalo Bill, the serial killer in the movie, targets big women - so that he can starve them for awhile before he skins them. When Clarice asks him if he knew the first victim, he says "Oh wait... was she a great big fat person?" Clarice replies, "...She was a big girl, sir."

It struck me that in 1991 the giant monstrosities that Buffalo Bill seeks out to kill are size 14... the size of 2016's average American woman - otherwise known as "real women" in today's fucked up society. It made me shudder.

The other thing I noticed was the scene where Clarice searches the kidnapped fat girl's room. Her room looked like a proto-tumblrina's i.e. childish crap everywhere. This was odd in the 90's, but it is now instantly recognizable as part of the fatty mindset. She also had secret "fat lingerie" selfie polaroids hidden away. It was like seeing the Tumblrina in larvae form. They just couldn't contact each other back then, and had to keep all this to themselves.

Dear mommy,

Not all children are sexy. Some are male.

guys we need to finish

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So i would kindly ask you to stop letting black people apply to your institution

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Help anon get into college. Anonymous 10/23/16(Sun)15:19:42 No.4853986▶>>4854041 >>4854059
ok s4s, next 50 posts writes my college application to USF
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poopboi (preferred name: sally) 10/23/16(Sun)15:20:25 No.4853990▶
dear miss lonely hearts,
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Yuji Sakai 10/23/16(Sun)15:22:47 No.4853994▶
GIVE ME LE SCHOLARSHIPS
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Anonymous 10/23/16(Sun)15:22:57 No.4853995▶
I am a giant faggot, so I belong in san fransisco.

(leave in the mispelled word)
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Anonymous 10/23/16(Sun)15:23:23 No.4853996▶
check these trips
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Anonymous 10/23/16(Sun)15:25:13 No.4854001▶
i will set out to prove that the mental faculties requisite to give consent are on average acquired between the ages of 4 and 7
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Meh 10/23/16(Sun)15:27:57 No.4854005▶>>4854057
I asked anonymous people from an imageboard to help me write this.

Narutos an okay anieme

This is nice board

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I intend to major in Meme Studies

>>4853986
Asian twink boy gets Fisted and Prolapse in club.

>>4853986
RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE, LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK RODE ALL FUCKIN' NIGHT

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>>4853986
I shoot niggers and Jews for fun

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I drink water to stay healthy and hydrated

I'm a big boy

I have a PhD in telemarketing

>>4853986
MEMES ARE LIFE

>>4856535
I have a PhD in telepathy

>>4856535
>>4856623
I get a PrettyHardDick during telethons

Im cumming

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Destroy all colleges tbqh