hey guys rate my gf lol

>>4822632
your fortune: very bad luck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4822632
She's a tall girl

>>4822648
For you.

>>4822632
tahts a man bb

ur gf is qt & sexy

>tfw no puffy vulva

hir benis bigger than my :((((

i'd grab her pussy

traps arem't gay!

*squeezes her bulge* :3c

whats this?

bc no one will read this, my dick is laughably tiny and it has been the source of much of my diagnosed depression. Three years ago today my brother died from a heroin OD. I see him in my dreams every night. Suicide is for pussies and my mom would end up killing herself also. I think I hate myself even though I think I'm a good person. I go to uni where I literally know no one and I had a roommate who just smoked all my DUDE WEED, got angry when I asked for some of his because I was all done with my homework and wanted to chill, he tells me no and the next day he just left and then moved out. I have no one. I thought I would be so free away from home, but each minute I find myself more and homesick. My mother and I argue all the time, she has instigated every single fight. I am getting flustered now just thinking about how angry she makes me. But yet, I am still homesick. I miss my big bed and two tv's in my room. I miss the few (maybe 2, in reality just one) friends I have back home. I do really well in school and hope to do well in life, but I have to a realization, I am going to die alone. Thousands of ancestors before me and it ends on me. Pretty saddening.

>>4823388
why wod u bump this thread gedof the interned

>>4823394
but now u just bumped it

I have no friends and I do very poorly in school where I know no one, and I live with my parents.
I have an above average size penis tho, I also have sex with chinks whenever I want, and I have a decent amount of savings for a young wageslave/student.
I do not feel even slightly depressed and if anything may be slightly arrogant or smug.
Quality of life 100% comes down to size of the D and money.
Not the things money can buy.
Just money.

>>4823388
>>4823399
>>4823411
the feels dubs

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>4823388
i just dreamed about him again, now im crying, great way to start the day

benis :DDDDD

>>4824370
this but with more :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD