This morning at about 7am, whilst still drunk from the night

I hope a gang of Niggers start chasing you.

>>4820044
omg. i wouldnt know what id do if someone started chasing me. if i wasnt near my bag id have to either leave it or try run to it. but even if i get to my bag i wont have time to change.. what if tehy got to my bag first. what if they catch up.

fucking crazy shit.

Josh?
What the fuck dude

>>4820053
itd be crazy if u had guessed my actual name. but its not josh sorry.

if someone does know me and their on here ill be a bit freaked haha.

ask me anything about this guys. im happy to talk

>>4820028
niec bepis

>>4820077
thanks.. a person i could walk into in the street at any point has now seen it.

wyd?

>>4820095
what am i doing? posting on s4s. and discussing the thing i did this morning.

>>4820106
no in real life xD

>>4820109
laying on my bed, on my laptop. want to ask a more specific question? ill answer honestly.

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Mabe cops catch u

>>4820113
what would you do if cops cuaght you or are lookin g for you RIGHT NOW

>>4820113
that'd be the worst. do u think theyd let me put my clothes back on before arresting me.


this is why i tried to pick an out of the way place in the early hours. next time ill do it even earlier if i do it again so i dont get runners and dog walkers and stuff.

>>4820028
i bet she's the last woman to c u completely naked

>>4820115
id deny it if they came and asked me about it.

but if they caught me in the act.. i have no idea what id do.


>>4820118
why do u say that?

>>4820028
and bich if i wanted to see brejvik naked i'd travel to the magical fairy tale land of Denmark

where do yuo live

>>4820124
UK

BINCH

>>4820126
binch?

>>4820125
no fuckin way with all that red fucking hair on you

>>4820131
SLUNT

>>4820134
shut the fuck up.

ask me questions or talk about what i did.

>>4820133
yup.

>>4820139
LMAO ur a cront

>>4820141
no idea what that one even is.

just shut up and go back to staring at my dick

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here's what she would have seen from behind.

>>4820139
what you did naked/in Denmark?

>>4820154
no, in the north of UK.

>>4820151
hshshshahahHAHAHAH are tyou a girl?!

>>4820159
no. also my hair was tied in a bun when i was running around naked.

>>4820156
we all know u brejvik, so quit denying it bich

>>4820177
whatever.

i wana know who teh woman was that saw me naked.. i didnt get a good enough look at her face but theres a good chance she will recognize my face if i walk past her. im scared.

your willy *this* big

>>4820200
as you can probably see in the picture. my willy isnt very big. its about 4 inches at its biggest.

.. omg do u think the woman saw it and laughed at it.

>>4820165
thom yorke !

>>4820208
if thats 4 inches how tall are u are u like 4 feet tall lmao

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>>4820210
fuck. you've discovered my secret.

>>4820213
shut up. im 5ft 10 or something.

>>4820044
>>4820055
>>4820077
>>4820133
>>4820177
>>4820200
Checked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4820151
azz

>>4820217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE

>>4820222
yep. thats my ass.

>>4820223
this makes me think what if a group of girls catch me. and they all laugh at me.

>>4820222
Holy cr*p
Nice triples

>>4820233
>33
aaaass

>>4820233
>>4820235
>>4820222
did not notice that. fucking wow.

god i cant stop thinking about the person that saw me. i want to know what theyre thinking or who theyre telling. i wana know who all knows.

im still here if anyone wants to ask me anything.

>>4820215
Wow rude

>>4820559
what?

>>4820565
Thom yorke doesnt deserve this
;_;

>>4820574
haha fair enough