In corner one is Ahmed
>>4818379
In corner two is joshua
Prepare for fight of a century
in corner 3 is chuck
>>4818387
Don't bring aryian masterrace into the fight that's unfair for the other contestants
Personally, Renko, I have no idea what we're going to see out there. Ahmed's from Shutterstock, but his methods are completely unconventional. Joshua is with Visualphotos, which I sometimes forget is even a stock photo website, but look at that tie. A man who has time to arrange his tie like that is a man who is skilled enough with a hammer that he's now thinking about style.
I really want to make a “David and Goliath” comparison, you know, but which one's David, and which one's Goliath?
Also, nice dubs with >>4818388 there. Really nice.
in corner four is suicide man, and he's got a helmit!
(and hammer of course)
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4818379
in corner 5 is me with mah massive wang instead of a hammer lol i fuckin all teh bitches
In the Fifth Corner is Sean Connery. I guess he didn't get the memo about hammers. Or the one about how Fifth Corner is a YTMND thing.
CHUCK NORIS IN ALL CORNERS
in the sixth corner, it's.......
hammer man! equipped with his hmasmer!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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