>tfw farted so hard my asshole actually hurts why does this happen?

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2016-10-04 06:49:53 Post No. 4807140
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:49:53 Post No. 4807140 [Report]

>tfw farted so hard my asshole actually hurts
why does this happen?

Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:50:59 Post No.4807142
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:50:59 Post No.4807142 [Report]

it's a sign

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:51:47 Post No.4807143
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:51:47 Post No.4807143 [Report]

u ar powrful

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:59:37 Post No.4807153
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:59:37 Post No.4807153 [Report]

>>4807140
Originally humans had larger assholes so farts would just leave the asshole on their own, silently and without smell due to the constant tiny amounts of fart, but the prevention of sodomy in the middle ages caused humans to evolve tighter asses, but the density of farts never changed meaning that when there are particularly dense farts your ass is torn a tiny bit, not enough to do any damage, but enough to hurt your tight asshole.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 08:04:58 Post No.4807214
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 08:04:58 Post No.4807214 [Report]

when "fart harder" goes wrong

Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:48:06 Post No.4807927
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 17:48:06 Post No.4807927 [Report]

fucking gold thread tbh
i loved it

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:29:36 Post No.4808017
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:29:36 Post No.4808017 [Report]

>>4807140
you have a healthy colon and powerful sphinter.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:32:22 Post No.4808027
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:32:22 Post No.4808027 [Report]

what did u eat?

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:33:52 Post No.4808029
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:33:52 Post No.4808029 [Report]

>>4807153
fucking middles ages, man

poopboi 2016-10-04 18:34:54 Post No.4808033
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poopboi 2016-10-04 18:34:54 Post No.4808033 [Report]

some wounds
they never heal

Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:36:36 Post No.4808040
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 18:36:36 Post No.4808040 [Report]

>>4808029
a period of human history dominated by Christianity and it's called The Dark Ages

Coincidence? I think not. Checkmate Athiests

Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:15:25 Post No.4808321
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:15:25 Post No.4808321 [Report]

>>4808040
I want to embrace darkness

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:16:48 Post No.4808326
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:16:48 Post No.4808326 [Report]

>>4808321
i want 2 embrase ur mom

Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:17:49 Post No.4808327
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:17:49 Post No.4808327 [Report]

>>4808326
i want to lick ure braces

Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:20:20 Post No.4808341
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 20:20:20 Post No.4808341 [Report]

>>4808327
i want to be braces

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