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>>4799035
le shit nigger falls out of his chair onto his semen stained and crum covered floor. he had passed out sometime during the afternoon. Brown lines of sweat streaked down his bloated, acne ridden stomach and worked their way into the crusty, unwashed thicket of pubes, disappearing from this world.
He grabbed the crushed pringles can next to him, lifting it up with his flabby arms and shook it over his mouth, wheezing as he did so. The crushed chips slid out, along with an unknown fluid, and glued themselves to his bulbous lips. He snaked them into the festering gob that was his mouth with his grey, mucus-pasted tongue, gurgling on his own spit as he swallowed.
He wiped his chunky forehead with his greasy palms and adjusted his cracked glasses that burrowed their way into his meaty skull. Tilting his head down he saw that there was a piss bottle, nearly filled to the top with briny, black liquid, jutting into his folds, still stuck to his glorious chode.
He'd aptly named it "le shit penis"
After much sputtering and wheezing through his two gapped teeth, he managed to roll himself over, much like a turtle stuck in the hot sun. With a deafening slap, his fat, sweaty mitts latched themselves onto the computer desk. Breathing like he'd just run a marathon, le shit nigger began to type on the keyboard, giggling to himself all the while.
Clicking the mouse over the "submit" button his chubby chortles filled the room as he began a new day.

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hi guys can someone please explain this meme to me? who is this white haired scholar? why does he look slightly like a pedophile? why does he have the caption, 'le shit nigger,' under his name? why is everyone posting, 'ass'? what connection does he have to fortune

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>>4799544
Nice-ass dubs, dude!
The most essential feature of the meme is this: Steven Pinker = S. Phincter

Start from that assumption, and see where logical reasoning leads you.

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