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Have you considered the benefits of censored pornography? I'm

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Have you considered the benefits of censored pornography?
I'm fucking stupid, basically, so I sure have. A couple weeks ago I went through a whole thing where I installed the k9 webfilter onto my computer to block me out of porn because I was really horny and also a fucking idiot. When I finally ended up cumming (took a while because I bought a chastity cage because I'm a stupid fucking idiot) I realized just how god damn dumb I am and figured out how to remove it (despite having purposefully lost the password because I'm the biggest fucking idiot on the planet) near instantly.
The current idea that buzzes through my stupid head when it's horny is that I could make myself a child account on my computer, which I assume would stop me from removing programs. Hopefully I never go through with this, but I am such a dumb dumb stupid fucking idiot when I am horny that I just might, and all these ideas came from censored porn captions, ones that I'm probably about to go jerk it to because
I
AM
A
FUCKING
IDIOT
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>>4787345
Me on the right.
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>>4787377
litrelly lafghin @ ur life fam

hah<zaHHAHAhAHAhahahAHahhahaheheheHAHAhaHehEHAHAHAHAHhahahuhaHaa

Your fortune: kill urself lmao
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>>4787377
good dub
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>>4787387
Stop using my name. You hate me anyway.
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>>4787387
>>4787390
Thanks, guys. I'm going to order some pizza now. See, I was kind of hoping to have some pizza today, but I couldn't really justify it. Now I can play it off as ironically conforming to the description on the right.
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Wow you should kys
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>>4787405
Kys me anon
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>>4787394
Hi LoLo big fan here what do you think of my problem it seems like the current leading opinion is that I should kill myself which I am inclined to agree with, but I'd like to hear your perspective as well.
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>>4787397
A moment on the slips - a lifetime on the hips.
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>>4787414
Yeah, but the memes.
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>>4787413
I think you should try the stuff on the left side of the picture. If you on the other hand wont even bother try to get a better life, but rather just sit at home and pity yourself I would probably agree with the popular opinion and suggest you just end it now.

But seriously you should consider the first option one more time.
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>>4787443
Hey who said I'm just sitting at home pitying myself?
I am just sitting at home staring in amazement at my mess of a life. It's mad stuff, I didn't think a human being could drink the sheer amount of alcohol I intake. I'm learning a lot about life and just how much it is bad.
Also the normie method is terrible; I do solemnly swear to never talk about any of my problems with my family.
Still though your opinion is appreciated, and even though you probably aren't the real LoLo, I'll take it seriously and kill myself. Good bye everyone it was fun while it lasted.
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>>4787459
Godspeed anon. May you find peace in the eternal sleep.
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>>4787345
haha this picture image is soo truey
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>>4787466
I'm so glad that the last thing I will see are these dubs.
I'll remember your kind words for the rest of my life ; )
LoLo, I always loved you.
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