Doge is the nicest friend there is!
>>4782224
:^)
>>4782477
>77
rude dubs
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4782477
you forgot the rest of the comic :^))
>>4782224
Prove it
>>4782224
she really is! :^D
>>4782851
thats a good doggo, friend
nothing is more important than doge in ones life, NOTHING...
how could anyone live a nice life without a nice friend? i have no idea
>>4782851
why would anybody wear a vneck and not shave their chest is wat i wann kno
>>4782224
Doge fucking SUCKS!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4782224
NO duh!!!! XD
>>4783190
dunderheade
dogelet or pupe?
>>4783148
because they're a man xDDD
>>4783190
hi friend :^)
>>4783204
i believe babby doges prefer the term pupper :^)
>>4783457
>>4783459
>>4783460
very cute aminals, but do i detect a corgi and not a doge?
>>4783152
NO
the perfect first date imo
fuck doge
Jiveturkey best fig :&^)
thanks doge
probly the least scary image EVER
>>4785362
recharge nice good shiba
Kabosu the dog deserves to be put to death.
>>4782224
LOB DOGE
>>4785516
she is a very nice friend isn't she :^)
i lob doge 3
just imagine all the ways your life would be improved with a best friend like doge with you ALWAYS. even if you accidentally cut open a frogs anus in science class and its poo shot u in the face and you screamed like a fat dog/little girl and everyone elese laughed at you but doge didnt and was just watching you from outside the window and a tear dripped slowly from her eye because she knew u were embarrassed and she felt your pain and just wanted to be there for you and lick away your tears and let you gently pet her head.
>>4785570
yes i lob all the doges
>>4783482
they are certaintly not doges lol
>>4783632
more like ieo (in everyones opinion) xDDDD
>>4785744
hello my second best friend (doge is #1 obviously) i have missed your wonderful posts :^)
>>4785744
>>4785744
nice 4s
>>4785788
nice 8s
>>4785786
I have been very busy!!!! last night was my friends birthday and we bought 8 grams of coke of a somoan guy and I feel sick now :( Why do I keep falling into cades ways
>>4785949
its ok friend, i used to buy a ball for myself every saturday night and feel like shit for a week straight afteword.. dont worry though, doge will find you. and she will enter your heart with the force of a 1000 suns, if you open your inner most bean to her :^)
I want to rape doge in her anuse ;^)
>>4785989
Why would Doge ever go on tinder??????? D: I mean I would certainly swipe right but its very unlady like
>>4782224
fuk doge
>>4785995
Kys n*gger
>>4786091
sometimes doge needs a friend to talk to. obviously a tinder date with doge would only involve a nutritious dinner of steamed veggies, great conversation and wonderful company and mabey if u were a very nice dinner date u could pet her a couple times when u drop her off afterwords. she is a lady but even more so a Doge.
>>4786275
I AGREE!!!!
>>4786279
with doge in your life, the good times never end :^DDDDD
>>4783152
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I really like doge, very nice. But "wow such doge" mem is bad
>>4786623
i agree friend, i prefer doges without captions :^)
>>4786623
i really like that pic. it lets me know what it would be like to have a bestfriend/roommate who would have dinner with me. i bet they instantly gave them the best seat in the house in the window so EVERYONE could see that that restaurant was Doge approved :^)
>>4786623
>"thanks for taking me out to dinner anon, this place is really nice"
>>4786649
pictures of cute doge is enough
>>4786671
it's my favorite pic. and I'd have dinner with you friend.
Doge is a big business !
:D
this is nice thred
>>4787064
Please post doges then friend, this is NOT a thread for dogs :)
>>4787754
Gavin my nice friend, i have a VERY important question to axe you
>>4787754
i NEED to know what lies in your inner most bean. Has Doge entered your catacombs? Do you feel doge flowing within your deepest desires? oh man im getting pumped thinking about doges right now, are u as well reading this? thinking about how nice she is? i could punch my mom in the face thinking about how doge would never judge me or think i was a bad person for hiding under the bed and watching my cousins getting dressed and seeing their cooters flapping in the wind, but i felt bad after words and my mom made me sit on a popsisickle (in my bum) until it melted. theres NO WAY doge would make a human child do that!
>>4787937
Well friend, Doge has yet to enter my bean. My brain is deluged with sin :-( I use drugs, drink alcohols, and sometimes step on cockroaches when they scurry their disfigured, disgusting bodies underneath the floor boards. The same hands I would use to pet Doge are the same hands that put drugs, poison, into my body. I am corrupted. I feel I assume a veneer of niceness. But like all veneers-they wear thin. Underneath the patina I paint of myself, is one of a rewd fig.
A degenerate.
Thats why I need Doge. Furthermore, Jiveturkey, thats why you need her. Let me speak to you candidly, you should NOT have been looking at your cousins cooter ok bby? That's abhorrent, reprehensible. But a popsicle in your bum is just has abhorrent and reprehensible.
We are flawed. You and I. Look you’re an odd duck.
A polka-dotted zebra.
A crippled turtle walking around frightened.
A scowling dodo bird.
The only person on earth who loves Doge as much as me.
But neither of us have Doge, here in our rooms, to share a meal with, to grow old with. And we wonder why? Are we too corrupted?
I love Jiveturkey and Doge
>>4788048
my deer friend, i feel you havent looked deep enough into your catacombs. doge is there waiting for you. to be petted and go for a walk with you. though she may not be physicaly with us yet, her physical bean is only a small portion of who doge is on the INSIDE. she must join u on a spiritual level but u must first invite her in.
i as well am impure in doges eyes being an alcoholic and former cadeist. Doge wants to be a nice friend to us, if we simply let her.
does doge not show us her unyielding niceness daily by not only being near cade, but in some cases, living with her?
Your thread is pretty good.
>>4788807
yore deviation from you're normal pattern is dogshit I'm sorry
>>4782224
no, Cade!
>>4789297
eww, gross!
>>4789813
no, (You)
>>4789822
ack! what is that thing!!!!??!?
>>4782224
haha did u eber see birb??
>>4789901
gus
>>4789901
>>4789912
gus am not nice friends!
smiling doge is best doge :^)
>>4789930
ya they jus scared of people and strict about personal boundary an territory
>>4789971
:^DDDD
>>4790005
yiss and that makes them not very nice, unlike doge who welcomes EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to pet her :^)
dogs are ugly smelly stiff gross high maintenance loud disgusting creatures that I wouldn't eat not because it's morally wrong but because the creature itself is to nasty
kets are great tho
>>4790154
your smelly and gross
unlike doge who always smells good and is beautiful
>>4790197
forgive me doge plaz for my rudeness, i only wish to defend you honor
>>4789297
>>4789822
>>4790154
Doge is a very nice friend who is very friendly to everyone but this is a doge thread so please take your cades elsewhere and she will forgive you for your rudeness :))
>>4790106
bepis doge
here's one for the desktop bg :^)
>>4788692
>my deer friend, i feel you havent looked deep enough into your catacombs.
(im quoting you btw) Perhaps, self-introspection has never been my strong suit. But you're right I can feel her petting and imprinting her blueprint on every neuron in my brain, every cell in my body.
She is here. With us.
one time I feeled sad and, but doge was there to make be feel better :)
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4791719
whenever im feeling down, i look at pictures of doge as well to turn my frown upside down :^D
>>4791789
dumb animeposter
>>4791786
>>4792156
i dont think there's ANYONE on planet earth that could deny doge a tasty treat from their own hand when she asks so polity for a small sample as a nice friend :^)
>>4792175
agreed btw :DDD
For real, just fuck you doge. Eat shit pupper, pooper or whatever they call you. Don't make me rapee you.
>>4792709
in the name of doge u better delet this
DAVI
>>4792277
Nice double doubels :^))
i love you doge
>>4783457
hello hazel
>>4782224
Doge is nice.
>>4793084
>>4793105
>>4793234
u r very nice friends :^)
>>4793278
Ty nicefriend. I'll do anything to defend her name :))
>>4793291
one day u will get to pet doge, im sure of that my friend :^)
<3
>>4793570
I wish Doge could be the half of my broken heart :_;
>>4793946
>>4793842
>>4793795
>>4793570
>>4793446
dumb animeposters
>>4793946
Gavin, She is....
One night I dreamed a dream.
As I was walking along the beach with Doge.
Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.
For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to me and one to Doge.
After the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that at many times along the path of my life,
especially at the very lowest and saddest times,
there was only one set of footprints.
This really troubled me, so I asked Doge about it.
"Doge, you said once I decided to follow you,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life,
there was only one set of pawprints.
I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me."
She whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you
Never, ever, during your trials and testings.
When you saw only one set of pawprints,
It was then that I put you on my back."
>>4793314
I really do hope so! I believe that she will grant everyone worthy of her respect the chance to pet her. Rude cadeposters and hurtposters will never know that feeling bc of their sinful actions. Maybe in another life they will understande the true meaning of doge and let her light into their soul :)
>>4794915
i hope so my friend, doge is here for everyone if they just open their hearts and accept her into their inner most bean :^)
>>4785570
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>>4796372
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>>4796380
''>I hate this website''
>>4796384
>I hate this website"his website
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>Is this how i green text?
>>4782224
look my doge. he's not real doge but he's very fastidious and hes my friend
can someone pls post the doge picture where doge has a flower behind her ear and looks really happy?
that was my favorite doge pic and I lost it in a ruined hd.
>>4797452
i know the picture but i cant seem to find it, here is a nice picture of doge smiling at a funny joke though xDD
this board is retarded
>>4798359
>singles
>not dubs
Desu
>>4782224
>>4798836
OH MAN!!! could u even imagine if they sent doge into a hostage situation?!?!?!? there would be a bad guy holding a bunch of hot ladies hostage and all of the sudden u just hear a slight scratch at the door. then slowly the door opens up and the bad guy sees the 2 most beautiful eyes the world has ever seen staring at him. but instead of anger or hatred in those eyes, there is sadness!!!! can u even possibly imagine the utter guilt that dude would feel having doge walk in on him, seeing him hold all those fine ladies against their will??? i could only imagine water dripping from his eyes as he put the barrel to his own temple and ended it do to the shear guilt of knowing that doge saw what he was doing.....i know i would want to die if i made doge cry :^(
:^)
I love Doge's part hat xDDDDD
Notice how
>>4799795
Ignores
>>4799159