I now have a MEGA CRUSH on Emma Stone I just dreamed that I

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I now have a MEGA CRUSH on Emma Stone

I just dreamed that I was sitting in my elementary schools lunch room (school dreams have been super common recently), which happened to be in Hollywood California. A bunch of mind control hillshill actresses were sitting in front of me talking to each other, and I just filmed them with my phone with them not noticing somehow. Emma Stone was with them, and without prompt kissed another actress from the other side of the table. I was stoked at how much this is perfect for my footage. Sometime later I was in a classroom with Emma Stone in it, I did bunch of stuff, then I decided to go up to her and grope her behind (something I would never ever do IRL, dunno how my non-lucid self decided to do it) I did it completely terribly though, I was directly facing the left side of her body, was super close and visible, and decided to grab the rest of her body too. I then dashed off in fear, Sat down, carried a chair with my legs, the chair smacked my face,, and hid myself behind the chair, I stuck my eye out and started saying something like "you see nothing" or "I will return" like a ninja or Puss in boots would do. the teacher went over to me and said "this whole charade is not funny" I then started miming an explanation with my left hand, before I explained that the whole groping and chair hitting the face and hiding anonymous thing is a metaphor for the Democrats or something. I think everyone laughed (proving the unfunny teacher wrong) but I sort hit that period where Emma was noticing me and I was in the stage where I was trying to goofily impress her I think. I felt weird romantic feelings, then I woke up. I don't know Emma and I didn't film her kissing a girl. I actually promised myself the night before that I Wouldn't start jacking off right after I woke up, but that dream changed it.

btw I saw cafe society (movy about L.A.) before seeing. maybe that has something to do. fucken woody allen making my dick hurt