why

>>4775323
dood ur just le luser that wants reel little girl lol y dont you kys (kiss yourself) 2 make u feel better?????????

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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the only way to be with her forever is to exit this vulgar 3d universe

>>4775323
It's your hormones, young man. Enjoy it while you still have it. Once you approach my age, all such tender feelings of love and affection you may have once had will be nothing but a fading memory.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>4775351
soon

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>>4775355
dad dubs of truth

>>4775355
i want to die even more now

>>4775428
Don't let your nervous system trick you into pussying out

>>4775355
I have a really great quote about this on my kindle just wait until I get home or can I access my highlights on Amazon through the phone

>>4775465
im waiting

>>4775465
CMON F.A.M

>>4775465
ωαιτιηg

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>>4775465
I need the quote. Where is the quote!?

Op has very good taste in little girls
Make sure to touch her scars everyday
That is good for little girls

>>4776840
Also give her bigger scars
It builds character

>>4776847
And water her everyday, then put her in a place with a lot of sunlight
Can confirm that also builds character

>>4775465
nigga where the fuck is the quote

I just squeezed a duckling til his eyes fell out. Every hour without this quote I do it again. God dammit where is this quote!!!

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>>4777100

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Yo, real shit. Imma bout to fuck these pigeons silly if I don't get this god damn quote. Suckin bats blind. Fuck your dolphin, nigga.

>>4775323
juts man up an attach u self to u self

pleniafish in a sea

>>4775465
Quote, NOW!

STILL NO QUOTE

>>4778019
what are we going to do about this

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spikeman

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

"honesty is the best policy" -me 2016

>>4778416
"Dishonesty is the second best policy". -George Carlin (?)

>>4775323
Probably you just have autism tbh

>>4778453
fuck

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Until we get the quote that we were promised, I'm just going to drop some of my favorites.

"We can either end up living a life that others expect of us or lives based on our own truth. The difference is the difference between living a conscious life or one that is unconscious. And that's the difference between living and not living." -Stephen Gough

>>4778577
vulgar dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4779147
Here's another:

"Honesty is hard, but it's the right thing to do." -Hank Hill

Do you guys know how many ducklings are dead on my floor now? I basically have a down rug......where the funk is this quote?!?!

>>4779357
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." -Theodore Roosevelt

>>4779719
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." -William Jennings Bryan

“”

>>4775323
"u need to somtin othere u life an stobit an bein attach to peeplel"
~T. roos cade

If i dont get the quote in 2 hours a bomb is going to explode somewhere in the world, im not joking

>>4775323
cuz theres a disease in ur brain

>>4780856
u r fat ahahah FATTY FAT

>>4776849
Exp builds character

>>4780062
"Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex and intelligent behavior. Complex rules and regulations give rise to simple and stupid behavior." -Dee Hock

>>4781287
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons." -Douglas Adams

>>4781907
"You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing." -Richard P. Feynman

>>4782213
"Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler" -Albert Einstein

>>4775433
>>4777100
Checked

Your fortune: Outlook good

We're never getting the quote...