In This ITT: The Eighteen Steps You Can Take To Improve Your Life In Only 80 Days, Part 1: The Progon Tower, A Diophonic Metriculation
1) Buy a lawnmower
2) Sell your lawnmower
3) Learn a new language
4) Throw your TV in the trash
5) Have a "me" day
6) Write a novel
7) Live in the woods for nine days
8) Go fishing with your dad
9) Wake up and smell the roses
10) Walk do not run to the nearest exit
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11) Start a rock collection
12) Skip to step 13
13) Play basketball with your niece and nephew
14) Take some time to look at the stars
15) Relax
16) Have a transcendental experience
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