R 8 my breakfast

>>4731579
uuuh its yu mmers hajha

>>4731579
i thought u had a fat wife. why isnt she cleaning your kitchen table?

>>4731579
Coke 0/10
Rest looks great, but I can't give you a grade with such dreadful taste in soft drink!

>>4731579
>texas pete
nigga u I need that lousiana or evangeline. otherwise 7/10. if your gonna take the time to fry tomatoes you might as well add some mushrooms. also I would add a slice of cheese.

>>4731579
Looks pretty ugly but edible
I'd eat it if I was real hungry

U bitches her had cold pop tarts

>>4731675
>>4731675
I am on my 3rd modelo no joke. beer is the breakfast of champions. but I gave you a good reveiw and good criticism, no need 2 b rood, dood.

texas pete is crappy hot sauce. and if you take the time to do the tomatoes in the bacon grease, throw in mushrooms or potato slices(pre cooked). cheese is a personal preference. also, why no serrano or jalepeno pepper? I eat a fresh pepper at every meal during the summer. I just walk outside and pick one at home.

>>4731579
don't eat most of that stuff but looks like a good set up tbh, apart from the coke zero

does anybody else do wilted spinach (in a pan with olive oil and chilli flakes) on the side of breakfasts?

>>4731705
No but it sounds better than whatever happened to those tomatoes xd

>>4731579
it sux, lol

>>4731579
I hope you take that android with you to the toilet, you know what I mean? xD

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>>4731700
Texas Pete is the best
I hope kids pick all your tomatoes and throw them at your house

>>4731917
texas pete is made in new jersey. if yor hotsauce has more than vinegar salt and peppers it is shit. louisiana is a dollar a jar.

my tomato plants are behind my garage so haha.

my onions are about to start again. I am going to make so much salsa.

>>4731941
I just literally put texas pete on my breakfast of eggs con carne that i made with rosemary olive bread

literally

or maybe it was something else idk but it was louisiana or something

>>4731946
texas pete is literally shit. and made in new jersey.

louisiana and evangiline are made in loisiana with just the 3 main ingredients
evangiline incluedes dies, but still tastes good.

loisiana has quite literally 3 ingredients.

>>4731963
wow ok just settle down

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>>4731946
>>4731941
>>4731917
lol

>>4731941
I pissed on your tomatos u ate them

Louisiana is pig piss texas Peter rules
Go back cooking with shit eaters

>>4731579
I have taken shits that looked better than this ''''''''''''''food'''''''''''''''''''' lmao

>>4732047
Stop imposter.

>>4731579
You eat a ton of food and then try to call me fat....

>>4732047
>>4732098
Stop impostering me. I don't even care that people call me fat. They think they can trigger me with rudeposting, but I will have the last laugh :^)


haha

>>4732104
Ur the fake one taco is like my arch nemesis or some shit. And he's a fat greasy truck driver with fat and amazon fetishes

>>4732115
fake LoLo poster detected

>Coke for breakfast

Don't do this

>>4732122
Real dubs detected

>>4732122 (dubs)
Stop calling me fake

>>4732130
Stop pretending to be me!

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>>4732122 dubs
>>4732115
im confused

>>4732141
classic dumb animeposter

>>4732133
Nice dubs but that is what you are doing!!!11

>>4732143
I really like this LoLo

>>4732152
I don't demean the animes, adsnhmg. I need an easy to type version of your name. Adsie? Sounds qt.

>>4732047
Lolo would never say this she is kind

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She isn't fat just kinda chunky× chubby

>>4732152
I like u 2 bby <3 ;^)

>>4731579
i hope u chock on it lol

>>4732187
Fore!

>>4732174
Sure you can call me that

>>4732199
nice dubs Adsie

>>4732180
fat and gross bleh

>cocka cola
Ruined it.
Most tasteless drink I've ever drank.
Tasted like drinking dry, stale wet-sock air. That's a physical impossibility. That's how bad Coke tastes.

If this thread is still alive in 12 hours, I will post my breakfast. If not, I will make a new thread.

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What cereal?

>>4731579
eggs and tomatoes look okay but i'd like another egg or less tomato.

need a little more patience on the bacon. not a fan of the dry crispy bacon and some burned there too. just needs to be firm not dehydrated

not sure whats going on between the toast there but that looks okay.

coke wouldn't be a bad choice with this to mix in some sugar. coke zero is stupid though. paying for less calories is like stealing from yourself. just drink water. could say the same about the dry bacon. if you don't like some oil just eat beans.

shouldn't need the hot sauce for anything with tomato and seasoned egg already. kinda redundant with tomato.

7/10

>>4731675
because cooking for myself is sad. an hour work altogether for just me is bullshit every day.

>>4731579
Where the scallops at?

Well it was just a hurry breakfast made before I had to go to work so yes it could have been done a little better
The way I really like those Tomatoes is sliced a little olive oil sprinkled on them with some bread crumbs then put on the grill

>>4732919
Don't have any but if I did I would be eating them


As long as we're talking food try Googling the buffet Wynn Hotel Las Vegas or just the buffet Las Vegas it's $50 a person but I have got to go there and eat some time it looked fantastic saw it on the Food Channel they rated it the best buffet in the United States

They serve 800 pounds of crab legs everyday and it's all flown in fresh from the Bering Sea

>>4731700
>>4731966
Checked

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

10

>>4732891
I don't see anything wrong with the bacon at least it's not raw. I would eat everything on that plate it actually looks pretty good for once.

there's something in that food that makes ya mean, man.

>>4733089
Did you cook that yourself ?
I'll give a 12

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how did you take photo if phone is on table?

>>4734113
No girlfriend

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>>4734119
That's girlfriends phone I have a man phone

>>4734145
Then I feel sorry for her man. You are ungrateful by saying the food could have been better. Shame on you. Anyway I would have loved someone cook that for me..

The food better b perfect next time or I will throw the plate @ her.
I will send her this link so she knows try harder

>>4734337
All I can say is wow!! Now hear this that is the last meal I'll fixed for you mr.

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I was only kidding
Fight my champion?

>>4734422
Good thing there then.
You should put a Ring on her finger for putting up with you man.
Hey girlfriend that's the way to handle him. Lol

>>4734422
>4422
Checked

She is really awesome cook
+ good in bed.

>>4734975
So tell me how you are in bed ? Meow!!!