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Cringe High school story 2016-08-31 03:45:46 Post No. 4730985
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Never done a green text story before so here goes
>be me sophomore year of high school
>not a lot of experience with girls, pretty introverted and shit
>a few weeks before a big test
>me and friends decide to study at my house
>me, some other guys, and a girl we're all friends with
>after studying they all go to leave, she starts hugging everyone goodbye
>goes to hug me, I feel uncomfortable
>I fucking shake her hand
My friends still give me shit about it to this day.
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a funny thing to do is when u feel like shake her hand again just take out your bepis real fast and set it in her hand then you will show you're friends whos boss now
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>>4730985
never do one again
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>>4730985
who are you quoting
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Let me try
<be me
<in high school
<I'm a transfer student
<getting my school ID made
<see another fine af transfer student that happens to be a girl
<talk to her but spill spaghetti when I try to pronounce her name (it was Leanne or something)
<we get the same computer class
<try to impress her and say I skip most of my classes and I only come to this one for her
<never make a move on her after that
<she tries to make me jealous by making out with her second choice in front of me
<she still likes me
<one day in class she asks why I never talk to her anymore
< keep ignoring that slut
<she pulls out her nipple and then just sits there looking at me
<I turn and continue to do my work acting as if it never happened
<her face when
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>>4731077
>77
>Dubs
Nice
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Never thought id find a thread that actually had some form of intelligent and coherent life. Good on you OP
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Who r u quote
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>>4731754
>when keeping it nice goes too far
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I can also share a story.
>be me junior high
>meet qt pre pubescent girl
>tell her that i like her
>''i also like u anon''
>we start to fuck
>CUM.JPG
>came in her vagoo
>after a couple of months I found out she's pregnant
>ohfuck.jpg
>well I guess I am a dad
>her parents are super christian so no abortions
>9 months pass and the baby is born
>baby turns out to be black
>her dad suffocates it with a pillow 2 months later
>be at baby's funeral
>lost.jpg
>while my speech I poop my pants really loudly
>prrrļļļpfffrplllllļļnnzzzzz
>ohfuck.gif
>everybody's watching
>ignore the stares
>big brown log falls out of my pants bottom when walking down the stairs
>everyone in the room starts crying
>mfw
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>>4732592
you just reminded them of the baby
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