Dedicated Taxi Slut thread

>>4720122
Dubs

>>4720116
Tell her she has to find her own ride back I wouldn't want her touching me
>taxi slute
Eww gross

>>4720116
tbh I would accept the succ, but I wouldn't be proud of it

I'm not that sex obsessed that I would actively seek out an encounter like this, but if it just presented itself to me I'm not going to lie I would take the succ

fug her butte

>>4720137
>>4720132
very lewd answers please do not oversexualize Taxi Slut

i would pay for her taxi

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4720141
If it does post pics

>>4720141
maybe kys yourself would feel good ;^)

>>4720116
throw clean toilet paper at her so she can get clean

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>>4720144 (dubs)
Paying for a taxi? Too lewd, take the bus.

>>4720148
We can't let that happen, what if it continued to shrink and created a black hole and your hairy yet soft skin takes everything with it as reality shifts to the inside of what's technically your gooch?

>>4720155
woah nice dubs
i'm sure she'd be proud of you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Kill myself

>>4720160
You could always try buttplay
Gay is a choice
nothing wrong with getting a little gay every nows and then lol

Also try bum hunting~ To relieve stress

>>4720116
ask her to be my gf

In all honesty if I knew it was her and I was the taxi driver then I would ____

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>>4720173
Nigger I'm posting on the same site at the same time as you why do you think I'm here.
Me btw

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>>4720180
I only had two women in my life and one was my cousin who cucks me with her husband at family get togethers and the other was a slute who everyone including my brother fugged, how bad is your pee pee mutilated tho that sounds messed up

This is also me but on weekends


>>4720176
Then I would kidnap/murder/raep her

>>4720176
Then I would drive her to the other side of town and make her walk

>>4720176
Then I would pull out my phone and tell her we're gonna make a movie then when she starts undoing my belt kick her out and slute shame her. Later post that video on my sekret club sites and finally post on 4chen and read all the funeh comments calling me a fgt

>>4720187
>>4720200
delet that shitty girl and delet ur rudeness... i refuse to check your dubs, get out of my thread if you're going to be mean to Taxi Slut!!
>>4720171
tbh yes and no she seems very nice but i rather stay friends with her and support her through life !!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4720204
Cuck + white knight = u (beta) (lol)
>>4720176
Then I would pull my pee pee out of her throat right when I cammies so it would go in her nose instead of her whore belly, then I would kms

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lots of rudeness in this thread
why?

>>4720211
epic dubs
im guessing Taxi Slut didn't give Nani Nani and others enough attention :^]

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>4720214
isn't sl*t a rude word?

>>4720132
This tbh
Succ is always nice

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>>4720211
>>4720214
I'm trying to chase her away so figs don't jump through their monitors for scraps. If you don't know how this attention hor game goes by now then you need to rethink your memes

Also me as of this moment

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>>4720116
Kill him cuz that's what my hero Travis Touchdown the Taxi Motorist would do

>>4720220
This anime has no (0) facial features.
It's facepaint fyfi.

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>>4720218
Uhh she cut your benis so she deserves whatever it was, you matter your not just trash. Also I've fugged some pretty ugly grills to but who hasn't. I've only cared for the two tho honestly you can't pick who you <3

>>4720176
Then I would tell her I was gay and ask how she planned on paying

Pretty much me rn

>>4720220
>>4720232
i miss Taxi Slut she was very nice, and it also feels like you're pushing your gay agenda on us

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4720242
Your making excuses for her stop, if she was really trying to help you she failed. DONT TURN AWAY FROM REALITY learn to live off of all your feelings you have them so find a way to use them they are not going anywhere. Are you going to let life and your weak human heart beat you?

Me visualizing my new form btw

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>>4720259
F M L !

>>4720122
Why walk when you can drive your taxi?

>>4720266
I think you're dumb and ugly tbh.

>>4720266
>66
Yes idk about you but if I interact with a person for an extended period of time o end up caring for them, in the case of grills I dont want to <3 too many so I don't even talk to the majority. I don't know how you form relationships but if someone was nice to you all the time and made you feel good how would you not care for them? You have a better method than just self imposed isolation?

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>>4720289
You have enough and you get disgusted with yourself but hey look at me now I'm not even human!

>>4720301
I'm sure you would make some Pokemon go trainer very happy :3

>>4720116
the name is taxigirl

>>4720338
how about taxifriend?

>>4720332
Ur still good for breeding also pls b a grill lol

this thread derailed because Mudkipz is attention whoring and Nani Nani~ is ok with it

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4720359
I'll take you and put you in box 1 where you will await your release8==D~

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lmao /s4s/ full of thirsty betas

>>4720365
Literally middle le kek I don't give a heck now dubs check *drops mic*

>>4720380
NO!
You have to earn it
*pulls out girl benis*
*shimmies a little*
Now earn~ it

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>>4720396
>support lolo psots
that means you're really nice if you support your friends, good job!

>>4720396
Uhh that's going to require some advanced fun posting I don't think your quite ready for honestly, take a gander at this for example

Le
Meme
Face
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>>4720402
well I still respect your opinion 100%

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>>4720410
what do you mean? I'm just trying to get along here
sorry if I hurt your feelings

>>4720420
You have a lot of competition though
There's taco, rudefig, me...

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>>4720420
but your posts seem good...
>>4720422
nice doubles

>>4720425
Nice cacti

>>4720435
thanks you too

>>4720122
>>4720144
>>4720200
>>4720211
>>4720266
>>4720355
>>4720377
>>4720422

bump

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>4720396


make taco kid threads

pic is me when reading taco kid threads

>>4720449
LoLo is just a meme, LoLo is just the most well know namefig so when someone asks "who's the worst poster on s4s!?" all these fags who no no one but LoLo just crawl out from under their desolate rocks and start ranting about how much they hate LoLo. The obscure namefigs can never win against her no matter how shit they are. All LoLo is is an implied girl who makes threads that are mediocre and don't really add much to the conversation. Is that really bad poster tier? I don't think so. I don't think so.

>>4720449
tbh id vote gavin if there was another vote
hes a goone

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>>4720784
you're new so I'll let you think that. Lets just say when this list was made everyone was in agreement about the rankings :3

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>>4720988
Anonymous > Anyone here

>>4720998
true, also that "official namefig ranks" pic was always meant as a ruse, although pmf and thurston are literally god tier so it is accurate to some degree

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>>4721014
>/s4s/, often referred to as [s4s] by its users, is a family-friendly board about dedicated ironic shitposting ("funposting") that was added to 4chan on April Fool's Day in 2013.

>The board quickly, within hours of its creation, turned from a board for ironic "checking privileges" threads to a dedicated ironic shitposting ground for "check 'em" threads, GETs, and funposting/quality threadcrafting in general.

>In general, [s4s] users, who often refer to themselves as /shitp4sters/ or slut/s4s/ale frown upon 3DPD/IRL pr0n. In order to post on /s4s/, one must first check their privilege. No, seriously.

>/s4s/ is also property of [a/jp].

>Hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them

>pic was always meant as a ruse

quoting the internet btw

>>4721051
*everybody

>>4721144
saw those dub

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4721144
Nice dubs

Also Mudkipz is in Low Tier, check it my dude. I remember Beare and a small amount of beare's story from a thread a LOOOOOONG time ago

bump

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4721957
Kiss yourself pls :)

>>4721973
never

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

page 10 save rave

>>4722622
Checked

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

You guys are actually making threads about this now?

Okay. Hi.

And no i'm not going to be a namefag

>>4722816
Hi taxi sloot! Can I put my penis in your vaginor

>>4722823
I'm done, anon

I've read all replies in the thread that i made a while ago. It really made me rethink my life choices. But yeah, i did suck two complete strangers' penors and that will never go away, nor will i ever forget about that.

Right now i'm going to start working out and try to do things right for once. Mayhaps i'll find the love of my life? Who knows? Maybe i'll end up being a slut once again.

>>4722829
I like the slut ending more

>>4722831
Yeah right now it seems very plausible, too.

Fuck.

>>4722838
You can be my taxi sloot ;)

>>4722829
>>4722838
hi
im sorry you feel so bad about your choices.
working out is a good idea; both in that it can improve your lifespan but that it also tends to make people happier for whatever reason.

for the record i don't think that sucking a couple strang bepises is a big deal but i do know that if i had personally done it i would probably feel the same way because i tend not to mind sexual behavior in others while being very shy and uncertain about my own sexuality
i think people have really specific ideas of how we want to appear to other people that we put a lot of stock in but that others for the most part don't really care much about.
either way, hopefully you'll end up doing what's best for you, whether that means making changes or accepting this side of yourself.

>>4723047
Thank you.

I just need some time, i guess.

>>4723047
Lmao this reads like you are some degenerate gay boi

>>4723107
rude i'm not even that gay

>>4722838
Hi u r gross can i put my bepis in ur butte? :DDDD

>>4723163
Are you cute?

>>4723297
uh huh

>>4723332
Where you at

>>4723336
canada

>>4723085
yeah, it's not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. you're just doing sexual stuff and everyone does sexual stuff. just do whatever makes you feel good and dont worry about it.

I can't know for sure, but I think if I was a taxi driver and a cute gril offered to give me the succ i would get nervous and tell her that she could just have the ride for free.
Oh well.

Post

>>4723341
pls repsond :(((((((

>>4723442
I'm sorry anon, i'm not in Canada

>>4723495
:(((((((((( i want to fug u though

T__T

>>4723505
Perhaps one day we can hug

Until then..

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LoLo, are you in here?

I'm having a stream party, please join?

>>4723366
Why though

>>4723512
im is name related you down to fug?

>>4723344
>>4723366
Checked

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4720116
you know there's actually something really cute about this image

sounds like it hurts

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lmao slut throw rocks at her :^^)

>>4723810
Two reasons:
Possibly immoral. Certainly the most moral thing to do as an individual is to let everyone ride free so long as you are able to (unless you think you can use their money for a more moral purpose). If this is the case then the difference here is you've found a special scenario wherein a person's means is they have to pay with a stranger blowjob. This can lead to the sort of emotional pain and conflictedness that the taxi girl is experience. Therefore, the price of the ride for that individual has suddenly become much higher than its actual monetary value, and I have a chance to be particularly moral in making the ride free. There are also obviously major issues if she is intoxicated which I don't need to explain.
And also, ignoring moral issues, I am not sure how I feel about sexual acts with a stranger. I'm pretty sensitive to the idea of people touching me physically at all past like a handshake. It makes me very uncomfortable, particularly if I don't know a person, and I can only imagine that I might really dislike the idea of such an overt sexual act with someone I don't know at all making the whole thing no fun. I guess I am very emotionally guarded and one way that manifests is being really uncomfortable when people try to interact with me in on intimate physical level.

i want taxi slute to take my virginity pls

>>4724285
its just a blowjob lol

>>4724411
Yeah being emotional fragile is tough.
I still think about the time a nurse was sort of curt with me and that was like five years ago (and also not a physical interaction). I have a billion things in my past that cause me pain and things like this typically just add to that.

>>4724436
Don't beat urself up about it, taxigirl.

>>4724673
You have mistaken me for another; I was speaking from a potential viewpoint of someone offered the succ. Sorry 4 the confuse.

So how are you guys doing?

>>4720144
these are dubs of truth

>>4725180
realy upset tbh bcos taxi slute gril wont gib my bepis the SUCC even though i am cute and nice [s4s] poster but she gib SUCC to stubid taxi dumdum smdh fml

>>4725265
Let's real talk for a minute about slutting around. OK so it's pretty obvious most guys are willing to be with pretty much any relatively young woman who isn't 300 pounds. That's how they are. So selling yourself for taxi fare? If you're not saving monies for a very expensive drug habit that's not really something a normal person would ever do. Like wtf... Nothing but bad feeling ever comes out of hooking up with random losers. They want pussy and if they want to see you again they're prob a total POS IMO. Get with someone you actually like and feel friendly with and close! (I am personally bad at that part basically)
But yeah, 4725265 anon, if taxigril was being for reals I would consider it a youthful mistake. Like... don't feel bad cuz she was just being stupid... Get a girl to like you cuz you're worth liking, right??

>>4725299
Lolo dubs

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>>4725299
>99
If you haven't hor'd around then you will at some point. Luckily guys don't get wallered out like grils (thank god)

Take me for example taxi sloote, I started a new job and two 16 year olds have already hit on me. If I wasn't an anime of moral I would have fugged them in the butt already and it's only my second day. Just know I'm thinking about it but I have enough self control that I'm pretty sure I won't and that's how you don't be a slute (^: also it's apparently my birthday :^)

>>4724411
>4411
Double dubs check

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4725327
IDK if I believe those cdc statistics or whatever but I've had a relatively high number of partners (idc saying it here like, everyone already hates me I don't have to pretend like I'm a good person). So my prudish morality is really just telling a young girl to slow down and consider who they're getting with and if they really want to do that.
Also habby birthday Nodorka!

>>4725337
I actually would of never guessed you were a whore, but I have never had any interest in fucking you so idgaf I can be friends with whores I just refuse to fuck them

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>>4725337
I liek u ur funeh even when you don't mean to I still find you amusing.

Look I found this one just 4u (biggurl~)

>>4725377
>77
Checked

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4725299
"random losers."
"they're prob a total POS IMO"
whoa chill they are just taxi drivers they didn't ask for this.

>>4725299
If I could get free taxis by doing sexual things with a female driver, I would do it all the time. Why can't a girl feel the same way? Why is it wrong? Why is a guy allowed to do something, but a girl isn't? Also I'm sure that not everyone feels bad about random hookups.

>>4725499
>99
Good double

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>4725499
i want to offer sexual things to a female taxi driver also nice dubble

>>4725499 (dubs)
Men don't have babies is the difference basically.

>>4725640
But men can give babies. Isn't that worse? A girl can only get pregnant one at a time but a guy can potentially impregnate tens of girls in a month. One illegitimate child vs. multiple illegitimate children.

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>>4725640
The difference is, you're a gutter-skank piglet whose opinion hardly matters...

>>4725687
how would you like it if someone said mean things like that to you
this is a nice board, please refrain from being so rude

>>4725690
but I posted the most flattering picture of her that I could find.
Does that count for nothing?

>>4725706
That's not a picture of her, you're just trying to demean a person on the internet that you don't even know. Why does she make you feel so insecure? What is it about a woman posting cooking threads that has inspired this hatred? Are you perhaps truly mad at yourself because this is the closest you've ever been to interacting with a woman besides your mother? It really makes you think

>>4725687
I bet you can put a whole apple in that asshole and coke can in that puss, she looks like she can take it all, black people, asian people, white people, native american people, aboriginal people of Australia, a bunch of those midget people from papua new guinea, you name it. I dunno, I just think she could take it all, you know? like just all in there, one at a time, one after the other maybe a few at a time. she could mix it up with some Japanese and black guys at the same time, maybe a Nigerian and a Somalian together. I think that she doesnt use lube either, she looks wet and ready. I dunno. I just get the vibe shes good to go, like shes ready to take it all, you know?

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>>4725714
>that you don't even know.

She's one of my closest friends and I love her dearly.,

Ask her, if you don't believe me.

>>4724001
Because it's taxi friend

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck