>when the taxi driver asks for fare I wish i was kidding,

Sounds like a rude taxi driver tbqhfam

Your fortune: Average Luck

haha must hurt when he stepped on ur head lolz
haha get it cuz he >literally came< over ur hair xDDDDD so he probz stepped on ur head xDDDD

>>4711100
>11100
>111
>00
Nice numbers

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

full story?

>>4711102
and cuz u know hair is on head xDDD

sexual favors are not tax so its a crime

you need to suck off the president for tax OH SNAB

>>4711105
i'm too lazy to greentext it, but long story short i forget my purse at my friend's and me being tipsy and kind of horny i ask the driver if he'd like his dick sucked, he just goes "wellllll nooooooow... i suppose" he then started giggling like a retard. i dunno he kinda looked autistic but whatever

>>4711155
>11155
>111
>55
Checked

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4711089
hote. Do you know if cab drivers accept boypussy as payment?

>>4711089

PLEASE source

>>4711089
you still tipped tho right???

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4711902
no

I kind of want to do it again. It felt great.

What do?

was he indian?

>>4712238
No, white

>>4711089
That's honestly gross. You could have given him ur number or sth if you forgot monies. I'm sure they've encountered that b4 without having the passenger sell themselves like that smh. .___.;;;;

>>4712246
Do i really look like a reasonable human being to you? Besides, i was horny

Was he a nigger?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Further proof that sex is for perverts

>>4712268
No

>>4712271
What about consensual lovemaking in missionary position with a sole purpose of making a child and all while hand holding

>>4711089
Post pic of le vagine (or b*ob)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4712291
That's gay

>>4712291
>missionary position with a sole purpose of making a child and all while hand holding
delete this

>>4712291
Then you deserve what you got. Slut

>>4712291
holy jammer lammer you are disgusting

>>4711089
sucks to be a grill

glad i'm a boi

>>4712260
>look like
Wut?
I have done stupid shit so if you are really freaking out about having done something deplorable just get over it and move on, you don't have to be who you were in one moment. If this is some kind of RP crap I have even less help for you. Anyway #feels. Is that what you needed?
All guys will want to fuck pretty much any woman so girl don't let them take advantage. OK?

Also shame on u OP for not wanting ur bobes squeezed so hard you get huge black bruises on them. The pain reminds you of the fun you had (but mebbe not if you were being a cheap whore to keep from having to pay idk)

>>4711089
was he at least cute?

>>4712358
I agree having pain from having sex a bit ago is nice. I almost feel like the person is still there with me if I can still feel something they did to me later. But that might be a little crazy.

>>4712368
Kinda, yeah. Pretty sure he was a virgin, too. He was frikkin shaking and moaning

>>4712387
M'lady may I stick my peener in u? :-)
I want SEx (from WomaNS)

Your fortune: Godly Luck

#fortune

>>4712392
Are you cute?

>>4711875
Looks like BeNantoka

Hello is this the thread where I get my peener sucked?

>>4712440
no as this will never happen to any of us :^(

>>4712445
I wish I was a taxi driver. They are living the dream - driving cars and getting paid with blowjobs.

>>4712445
lol you've never had sex

>>4712452
stop bullying me. its not nice and i will tell my dad

>>4712452
me too ;_;

>>4712455
lol you're dad has had sex but not you

>>4712457
thats it im calling the police

>>4712458
"hello police"
"hello my dad has sex but i don't"
"hahaha"
";_;"

>>4712459
stop it right now

>>4712402
he'Ll yes

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4712299
>>4712300
>>4712455
>>4712466
Checked

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4712429

Thanks!

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>>4712335
how was op sucking cock cause she a hoe mean she was tooken advantage of

>>4711089
was this meant to be posted on r9k or what
is your ass still drunk or something

>>4711155
>dubs
wellllll nooooooow... i suppose

>>4712245
that's racist

DAE: think op would give every person on [s4s] a round of a suckes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4712763
everyone on esfore should give the round of suck to everyone that way all succ would go

>>4712765
succ harmony

>>4712742
that's homophobic

>>4712765
i Do NOT WisH to use My Mouth TO SUCK (BeniS)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4712770
use the rear mouth

>>4712291
>h*nd h*lding

take your fetishes somewhere else.

>>4712777
>777
Checked

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4712291
>What about consensual lovemaking in missionary position with a sole purpose of making a child and all while hand holding
I know it's a meme, but after being said so much, I think I've actually developed a fetish for sensitivity

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>>4711089
you act like him being rough doesnt make it better

>>4712777
nice trips my DUDE

Jersey
E
R
S
e
y

>>4712907
What

>>4711155
>>4711089
LoLo why aren't you namefigging

>>4713351
I'm not gay, dude

>>4713351
Because people will just imposter me bby

I tried it again, this guy refused, and told me he would agree in a heartbeat but he has a girlfriend

He gave me 50% off the fare. Nice.

Are you an anime?
#fortune

>>4713501

>>4713498
I would appreciate if you posted a picture of yourself. It makes it easier when I masturbate to the thought of you sucking my dick.

>>4713506
yes indeed
after all, we're all nice people here
no harm in it

>>4711875
Seriously LOVE Little Sister

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>>4713506
>>4713530

Me posting myself on the internet? Fat chance, bruv

But okay - here: I opened my recent photo with photoshop and just drew the outline for my face. This will have to do

PS my hair is light brown, i was too lazy to use different colors

PPS i pretty much fucked up the face, so let your imagination run wild

>>4713538
What's your bra size

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4713538
you're pretty, want to add me on steam or discord, or skype?

>>4713538
Would you consider yourself attractive? Rate yourself from 1 to 10 and be honest.

>>4713538
tits or gtfo,
jk no need to.

>>4713541
c cup

>>4713547
It's hard to be fair when rating yourself. I dunno.

>>4713573
No it's not. I would rate myself 6/10. Now it's your turn.

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>>4713588
>>4712777
>>4712466
>>4712455
>>4712300
>>4712299
>>4711155
>>4711100
Consider all of your repeating digits checked, even if this thread is full of lewd, crude dudes.

>>4712839
Muh pokefu

I wish I were a girl so I could slut myself out for free taxis.

>>4713588
See, now i'll feel bad if i rate myself higher than you rated yourself. Not doing that.

>>4713604
6/10 is literally just 'average'
just rate yoself foo

>>4713604
How am I supposed to get off if you rate yourself lower than 6?
We already saw your outline so we know it can't be that bad. Just put a number on it.

>>4713611
Like... 8? Fuck. I mean, jesus christ why are you making me do this? I honestly don't know. I've heard good things. So 8.

>>4713613
dubs checked

>>4713613
:3 i bet your actually a 10 ;) lil miss pretty

>>4713613
Okay thanks. Now post something lewd so I can get in the mood.

>>4713618
stop it you creep this isnt /b/

>>4713613
post a picture of your self and we can rate

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4713622
I'm just making conversation. Nice dubs.

>>4713628
thnks bby ;) okay, ubt this girl is mine

>>4713618
Like what?

>>4713636
pls responds to me already ;_;

>>4713636
Boobs

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4713636
I don't know. Like what are you wearing lol.

>>4713636
i think the area of your tummy between your bottom rib and belly button would be cute to see

>>4713538
You are literally anime.

>>4713638
Here you go

>>4713641
Nothing, only a blanket. /comfy/

>>4713661
ok cool, a blanket sounds comfy im in a bed sheet and boxers :)

>>4713661
That's pretty hot fam. Thanks for sharing.

>>4713671
Don't tell me that you're actually jerking it

>>4713675
Nah I can't really get it off from a poor MS paint drawing and the number 8, I'm just meming you.

>>4713675
don't tell me you think he's the only one

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>>4713675
I am, he may not be. But dont worry, im jerking it because im watching porn on my tablet

>>4713675
d-do you have a kik or skype?

>>4713680
wow, lol...........................freaking lmao'd at that pic

>>4713687
>>4713680
>>4713678
>>4713671
>>4713669
>>4713669
woooow....

>>4713498
He prob feel sorry for you if your so poor you have to offer bj instead of paying. Ofc your just doing it for the thrill I guess. That's deplorable IMO...

>>4713697
Why do you never pay with blowjobs or post what you are wearing LoLo.
You are so boring. Not even a drawing of yourself in paint.

>>4713701
hey never insult lolo she's my gf

I don't know why are you guys constantly trying to get my kik/skype/whatever, long distance relationship is probably the biggest joke after Battleborn

>>4713697
I am doing this for the thrill. The moment you're desperately trying to find the confidence to ask him if he wants his dick sucked and then tell him that with a trembling voice..

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>>4713704
really?

>>4713697
is this true, LoLo-senpai?

>>4713709
Oh and i guess i'm gonna go now, i'll try doing this again tomorrow. It's not like i have anything else to do

>>4713712
Yes. What about it?

>>4713709
i dont think they want a relationship they just want lewds tbhfam

>>4713712
yep i fug her every night, she is hands down the prettyest and sexyest women on the planet i love eating her big juicy ass and making her cum from just my tongue.

>>4713719
this tbh i just want skype or kik for boob pics

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>>4713697
>>4713716
LoLo be my pure heretic nudist nun and mindwipe my Nevada desert ranch or play my fiddle, summoning Abaraxas God Devil, master of light and dark, my one and only is a harem in herself, all pigs must die meaning capitalist as well as the regular human rubble burning in the diviine light, you and I watching this never seen yet everlasting new sun rise, I lay one arm around you and whisper: "We are alonestanding at the edge of this canyon cliff yet remember: There is only one person here, only one person anywhere, detect the AIR as the flexible cement that joins us with all, the extended body, true augmented reality is actual reality accessible through mechanics of mind, remain elastic, do not worry my love, I will show you...

>>4713730
are you saying lolo is FAT?!?!
Well I never

>>4713712
Is what true?

>>4713709
I agree LDR never works idk why anyone bothers.

>>4713720
Uh.. not true.

>>4713722
Nice dubs. Now if I were ur gf for reals how would I feel about that? Idc tho cuz you don't know me.

>>4713730
?
Those movie threads u used to do were cool.

>>4713738
*hugs my gf* oh you know we have a LDR so we are open about other lewd pals, as long as we keep each other in our hearts. dont you remember?

>>4713734
LoLo is an idea, ideas have neither mass nor volume. Trith is no one here really exists, OP doesn't exist either, we are words in a machine mind and we have only ourselves to thank for that. Op is not real, OP's story never happened, the man you envision is not a taxi driver, he exists only with-in you, letters and number filtered through mind's eye, add one robotic mind to the equation and see hear smell taste metallic fingers grab the new world by the throat, crushing it ... Has the world one throat only, see one Caligula rise to the occasion and all ends.

>>4713738
LoLo, what do you think is human nature?

>>4713760
I believe humanity is so seperated from nature that 'human nature' as a concept is flawed and somewhat ironic.

>>4713765
Agreed, a self-dug ditch if you will, it goes without saying that the world of words we inhabit creates walls impassable at the physical level as the conceptual, but how do we bridge the gap?

I didn't mean to derail this thread lol sorry OP

>>4713777
What do you mean. Of course I wanted to derail the thread.
I was uncomfortable that another girl was getting more attention than me. I AM THE QUEEN OF [s4s].

>>4713777
nice trips

>>4713765
My impersonators are getting philosophical lol

>>4713781
No I really just wanted to tell OP I think that's gross that she tried it again. Ofc I reply to ppl who reply to me.

>>4713795
Likewise

>>4713797
LoLo, are you catholic?

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>>4713802
No I'm not stupid lol xD

>>4713802
I really like your Lucifer Rising soundtrack dude

>>4713805
Then tell me, what do you base your sexual morale on? Thinking about this you might find out that you are perhaps catholic by extension, the involuntary offspring of christian doctrine fed forward through generations nature culture division, imprisoned in textile, ears pierced like captive bovine, varnished faces swing in unison to the song that only the instrumentalist hears (truly) ...

>>4713821
Do you also like his Gary Hinman crime scene graffiti?

>>4713831
You can have morale without religion, but you cannot have religion without a deity. Therefore I can know for sure that I am not a Catholic even if I might share a large amount of my morality with them.

>>4713839
Yes, but what do you base your morale on?
A cleansing lies ahead, the new man must eradicate all christian doctrine from his soul, there is a little abbot in your mind whipping into unnatural places the ideas and judgments. Can you find out his place of birth relative to your place of undoing and dare the first step towards freedom?

>>4713831
Not rlly
But please make more music when you get out of prison ok?

>>4713839
>I am not a Catholic even if I might share a large amount of my morality with them.

so... you are a pedophile who hates gay people?

>>4713852
Bobby has actually made a whole lot of music since Lucifer Rising, you should check out his website or discogs or rym or whatever..

Y'all are carrying on a convo with a fake me. Anywho not Catholic and idk anything about any philosphy of sexuality or whatever u weirdos are talking about.

>>4713866
Have you thought about Satan today?
Who IS nature, after all?

>>4713851
I don't know how to answer that my dude. I guess my morale is built upon the principle that whatever makes the most people happy is the right option.

>>4713859
I listened the stuff he made with orkustra but that's all
Will check it out

>>4713866
nice dubs. but I don't care about you, me or such concepts. I only reply to a post and that's it. the words in the namefield don't matter to me, just the content of the post.

>>4713873
you mean, like a gangrape? 9/10 people involved in such activities enjoy it.

>>4713879
:^)

Good night.

>>4713882
Yes, that what the picture I had in mind when typing that.

>>4713884
:^) sleep tight lil winkel

>>4713871
Lucifer is better than Satan in everyway

>>4713884
sleep tight lil winkel!

>>4713890
>Lucifer
>Satan

seems like someone's samefigging...

This is quite a thread.

>>4713929
are you implying that there are no actual females on the internet

>>4711089
I wish I was kidding, but I am not surprised someone on this board would stoop to this level.

>>4713907
ths i can agre on
a lot hapenin here

>>4713944
good double

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lmao u a slut

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Do you have a benis? I have a benis wow we have so much in comun

>>4713765
that's retarded.
"Nature" is just referring to how the thing you're talking about interacts with others and its surroundings. Human nature does not need to be tailored to actual nature for it to still be the nature of the human

Hi

>>4711089
>>4711155
>>4712235
>>4713498
I still want a full descriptive story and you to keep doing it.

So, i did it again

I'm pretty sure he was like 17-16 yo. Definetely a virgin. Yeah fuck. Why do they even let underage boys to be cab drivers? Maybe im just paranoid and hes 18-20. He was so shy, he was telling me how beautiful my eyes/hair/etc were, he PAT my head, he was fucking trmbling sometimes. he was very gentle... He moaned like a fucking girl, anyways what a fricken cute boy. I really hope he was 18 though

PS i just realized that i'm getting addicted, and now i'm thinking about suicide.

>>4715031
Tell me then, what is the meaning of life?
Have the old gods failed us and who are the new gods?

>>4715031
How do you feel about this whole situation?

>>4715031
wtf

>>4715031
>>>/erp/

>>4713929
When it comes to this 4chan is much like a religion.
There's no way of telling if it's actually true, but we believe in it because it is way more fun than not to.

>>4715053
Let's see:

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4715064
Suicide it is then
Have your suicide note read the lyrics of allstar by smash mouth for me.

this thread is not very nice

>>4715160
Is man not also an animal?
What happens when a species digs too deep into its own ecological nice and can not get back out on its own?

May I remind you all that OP is on the forefront of the sexual revolution, fighting the good fight?

>>4715031
this thread is fucking hilarious

>>4715031
op i know you are having some hardcore "i am a girl that keeps sucking strangers off" feels
but i am having some real "i want to do this but i am also a boy" feels
now i do not want to play "whose feel is more real" but let me tell you mine is a doozy

do you want the thrill from my drill baby PLS RESPOND

>>4715270
Uhh go for it i guess?

>>4715292
Oh and don't forget to tell us how it went. Color me intrigued...

>>4715291
What?

>>4715270
FEEL MY EEL YOU MEAL

>>4715292
>>4715293
Hey i would but i am HEAVILY CONFLICTED and still VERY UNSURE about my SEXUALITY in GENERAL because I'm worried that these GAY feelings might just be a manifestation of my sub/dom complex and that i would feel LARGE REGRETS if i were to ever take part in this behavior
>>4715294
NO

>>4715319
Dude thats gay as fuck

Just suck some dick jesus christ

>>4715319
masturbate first and then see if you're not disgusted by the idea of going through with it immediately afterwards.
It's like a temporary thing and the thoughts will come back later, but you'll know whether or not you'd regret it after

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>>4715319
here is an hd picture ofdead skin under a fingernail

>>4715031
He was very gentle but he tried to crush ur boob? Are u even OP?

>>4714373
The Manson posters got carried away, that wasn't me.

>>4715031
please stop

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4715411
I know. I was just responding to the person who said it under your name

>>4715411
Please read again, i tried AGAIN. This was another driver

>>4715442
On the off chance this isn't some kind of fucked up RP shit really that's gross. Wtf are you doing? Random cab drivers why?

>>4715459
For the thrill

>>4715466
dubs

honestly at this point you only seem like a slut

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4715475
I honestly don't know what am i doing with my life at this point.

>>4715482
you're probably gonna end up killing yourself within the next year or so

>>4715508
i read that as "your probably gonna fling hot the sauce of love into farr beyong the cracks where porvelean dummies wait with crackerbox smiles; to melt the sorrow" but then i read it again lol

>>4715522
hey, I'm a porcelain dummy

>>4713611
>>4713677
>>4715055
>>4715333
>>4715411
>>4715522
Checked

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Wew

>>4715482
I don't think you should worry too much about it.

If you enjoy occasionally sucking strangers off, then good for you. There is nothing inherently wrong with that.

If you don't enjoy it, then try to avoid doing it in the future. If you can't stop then you could look for therapists or support groups (those actually exist).

>>4715583
Well i do like it actually

>>4715671
you should try to have sex with the next driver

>>4715671
Just make sure you never tell anyone in irl about it unless they are animals like you. Lol jk hors are fun but I never want to interact with one ever again.

>>4715583
Where the fuck do you LIVE? i'm becoming a taxi driver there.

>>4715695
be sure to wear a condom if this is the case

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4715720
no do it raw because its more thrilling

>>4715695
hote

>>4715734
Dont get no babies friend

>>4715475
You know what would really be a thrill? Doing it with strangers you met on an online internet board! me
:^)

>>4715333
i would suck those trips
>>4715336
yes that is the problem it is really a pre-orgasm desire. i don't think I'd even care that much it is just a dick but it would be sort of weird for a first sexual experience to rely that much on what i ascribe to be essentially fetishistic
>>4715345
a potentially good photo marred by the photographer's inability to use the focus

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>op literally cant stop sucking stranger dick

>>4715583
>There is nothing inherently wrong with that.
Its dangerous and people start to recognize you as a slut

slute

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my 14 year old sister does this too

>>4715827
how is it hote? OP is 3D you pervert

>>4716706
And a girl!

>>4716775
gross

taxi slute pls come back

saw my mom do this

dumb whore

>>4717399
nice dubs bby

>>4717399
>>4717400
Consecutive dubs!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4713944
>females
that's just a meme

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>when u take the blowjob then make her pay anyway

Hi, i did nothing today so yeah

I mean, i drank. That good enough?

>>4717882
Oh, it's my birthday as well. Nice. Forgot about that

>>4717882
>>4717892
You want to talk a bit? Skype? Kik?
I just ask because this is a very interesting situation you're in. I'd like to study you for something I'm writing.

>>4717914
Are you writing a young adult novel about neglected kids who fill the void in their life with the internet?

>>4717916
Maybe.

>>4717921
I'd read it, but is there any supernatural element to it?

>>4717928
There could be.

>>4717914
I dunno

Ask away.

>>4717931
Maybe there's a friendly ghost in the internet that the kid could talk to and then the ghost does like lighthearted pranks in the real world to the people that the kid knows

>>4717932
Here's my email
[email protected]
bit imposing, but just go with the meme

>>4717938
Ha, that's kinda cute. I could use that some time.

>>4717943
if i ever see that that book has been written i will laugh and laugh and laugh and buy a copy of it and think anon is the best and then i WILL sue you for 20 MILLION dollars

>>4717953
It's more like something you do for a short story, like, 2 pages, add incredibly dirty, sexual elements and then pass around to friends

>>4717953
btw, p-please give me some money when you sue me

>>4717958
that's also acceptable

>>4717975
this btw

OP here, i think i'll just go to sleep. I drank too much.

To the writer guy, i'm no good right about now. We can talk tomorrow in this thread i guess.

Also if anyone wants to know anything, ask

>>4718052
why did you make this thread on s4s

>>4718110
I mean, where else? There's no choice.

>>4718052
>>4718118
can you please post another erot*c story?

i want to save op from being slut feel sad man

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4718195
Right. Get comfy.

This might come as a surprise to you, but this is the first time i had done sexual things in like, 3 years. I'm 19 now. I lost my virginity when i was 16. So let's talk about that.

>be me
>like a dream, a grass field, guy i've been dating for 7 months, six bottles of beer and a pack of condoms
>laying on the grass, a little bit tipsy from the beer, telling each other stories, thinking about future, marriage and shit, etc (spoiler: shit didnt go as planned)
>don't remember exactly what i said, but it was ina flirty way, so he smiled, then put his hand on my inner thigh and i let out a deep breath because of how unexpected that was
>he smirked, i giggled
>he kept rubbing it, i bit my bottom lip, it felt really good
>for a moment we suddenly stopped, looked each other in the eyes, and.. dunno, we broke lose, started kissing each other
>he almost ripped my crop top apart trying to get it off me as we continued to kiss
>he got ontop of me, we were still kissing,i wrapped my legs around him

Uh. Is there even a point in continuing? Are you guys here?

>>4718294
who are you quoting

>>4717892
What you want for birthday?

>>4718348
I don't know. No need for presents. I just had a few phonecalls from people who still care, thats enuf for now.

>>4718365
I can draw u somthin

>>4718294
l-l*wd! not nearly as deviant as I thought it would be considering you're posts in this ITT. did you do anything else?

>>4711100
Checked

>>4711155
>dubs
Nice

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4718365
op i regret ever being mean to you
you seem nice i'm sorry

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4718381
Oh, i'd love that! Draw me some titties. As well as you possibly can.

>>4712291
>hand holding
This is a Christian board please take your degenerate filth elsewhere

Your fortune: Average Luck

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my vagina when I put a tongue-eating louse into it

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>>4718404
bubes

>>4718442
Thanks, anon.

PS you seriously calling me a slut now? jesus christ i sucked two dicks and no one even knows.

>>4718452
I just calls em like I sees em~

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>>4718452
same fam i only sucked 28 dicks and fucked 53 guys and people calling me slut and shit smh lmao

>>4718452
its an endearing term

become a namefig or give us something else to call you by if you anon dont like the name

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>>4718452
>it was only two complete stranger dicks!

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>>4718452
We know

Pretty lewd tbh

Kind of slute

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>>4718452
u make my weeny long

>>4718294
please continue
very romantic

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>>4718499
u make my weeny long 2
nice dubs tbh

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wuld you fug a slug ?

>>4718514
Only if she's sleeping tight.

>>4718504
Alright. Sleep can wait.

>he is breathing down my neck, literally
>i say "fuck the pants, fuck them... to hell with pants, take them off "
>"uh huh"
>he slowly crawls down, licking everything as he goes down and down
>neck, tits, belly
>he tries to take my pants off with his mouth
>he can't
>we laugh
>he pulls them down in a single motion
>it hurts
>kinda
>i didn't care
>he looks at me, awating for confirmation
>i nod a few times
>he pulls my panties aside, so they're not taken off but you still can access the goodies
>he slowly lowers down, his lips and my pussy meet
>he starts doing something, i dont know, but it felt fantastic
>i cover my mouth with my hands so as not to moan, at first i was afraid that someone hears/sees us, but later on i didn't care

I should really pre-type this but fuck it.

>>4718563
Oh, and. Do you guys still want me to continue?

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>>4718499
Nice digits

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4718514
i would hug a slug

>>4718576
go ahead, if it makes u happy

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

how is this >>>/b/ tier thread still here

Smh @ all the horny anons in this ITT. You can't get kissed on the internet u know
To OP, a general lack of experience doesn't really matter IMO. Hooking up with randoms is unfulfilling and ultimately leaves you feeling pretty shit. Ya ur just 19 and having fun but you could be having fun with a bf instead of doing something so risky. And illegal

>>4718664
Dun worry bump limit is soon.

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>>4718678
lolo is a jew just like obama

>>4718686
What. I'm not jewish? I thought he was supposedly muslim. Lol

>>4718678
I don't get kissed anywhere cus I'm short, so this is as close as I get, LoLo. Don't ruin it.

>>4718678
Why this moralism?

OP, do whatever you want to do. Your sex life is only yours, don't let anyone control your life. Don't feel guilty if you feel horny. Just be careful, though. You can fuck strangers but use condoms, please. Also, visit your doctor regularly.

>>4718563
more more more
not even fapping, just enjoying the erotic nostalgia of a memory that is not my own
beautiful story, life itself is the greatest artist

>>4718678
LoLo, come to my ranch
I'll make you understand
Love is all around you

>>4718713
forgot my trip lol
all come to my ranch
free acid and free hugs to be had

are there actually girls that post on [s4s]?

>>4718711
Ok.

>this goes on for good 2 minutes
>can't take it anymore
>grab him by his shoulders, pull him to me
>face to face
>say "all the way"
>"what?"
>roll my eyes quickly, impatiently rather
>"come on, let's do it"
>"oh, j-jesus christ"
>"are you ok?"
>"i'm so fuckin OK"
>he pulls down his pants
>whips it out
>he was... above average i guess
>cover my face, say "oh god"
>"you ok?"
>"yeah go for it"
>"you sure?"
>"yes. yeah"
>i pull my legs up
>he slowly closes in
>"promise to be careful"
>"i got it"
>can feel the tip poking
>and it slowly goes in
>indescribable feeling
>he breathes harder than a.. i can't come up with an analogy tbqh

>>4718294
>>4718563
whos ths prson quot???
>>4718713
>>4718714
adresse

>>4712291
>>4712295
>>4712777

Stop being mean this is my gf

>>4718678
lolo i have never been kissed and never will be kissed so this i the closest i can get
please leave me and others alone thank you

>>4718678
How old R yu

>>4718739
>adresse
In your music mind..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5R7LH1edck

>>4718742
>>4718706
OP here.

*blows you a kiss*

Happy now?

>>4718775
why didnt i get any wtf

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4718775
ATWA here
do you want to come to my ranch?
we're all free here
we all float
we're cool

>>4718779
*blows you a kiss too*

>>4718736
wew, i really like these stories. can you start namefigging?

>>4718775
ive never been happy

>>4718678
lolo pls go taxigril is are gf now we don't need you anmymore

>>4718835
I don't think i'll be making more threads after this one fades.

>>4718837
I'm sorry, anon. I'd cuddle with you.

>>4718868
thanks gril i'd cuddle with u 2

>>4718770
m'musicl mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KIKItmMjAg

>>4718868
thats okay taxigril because this thread will never fade away because i will make new ones every now and then

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>People orbiting a slut cause she sucked off random taxi drivers

>>4718896
Oh.

But. Why?

>>4718904
I am surprised myself, believe me.

>>4718904
who are you quoting? i just like lewd stories and fetishism in general. idk about other people tho
>>4718905
why not? lol

>>4718919
I mean, do you expect me to show up in these threads or what?

>>4718921
we have dreams

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4718921
not really its just fun to repost. i dont necessarily care one way or the other. again, why not?

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>>4718953
let it die

>>4718970
memes never die

>>4718999
trips confirm.. nice..

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4715031
>He was so shy
>he was fucking trmbling sometimes
>he was very gentle...
>He moaned like a fucking girl, anyways what a fricken cute boy.
L I T E R A L L Y
M E

I R L
REAL
LIFE

>>4719400
bump limit reached, unfortunately. great dubs tho