Thread replies: 53
Thread images: 11
Thread images: 11
Good morning, everyone! I hope you slept well! Today, remember that coffee is a great thing, but that nothing- no matter what it is- can cover for not being happy with yourself! That has to come first!
Stay squiddly!
>>
File: IMG_20160823_050154_909.jpg (157KB, 800x638px) Image search:
[Google]
157KB, 800x638px
>>4710180
Good morning, Squidposter!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>
>>4710202
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>
>>4710180
Good morning [s4s]
>>
File: 1470944746039.jpg (448KB, 4237x2341px) Image search:
[Google]
448KB, 4237x2341px
>>4710206
Same tbh
I love this pasta even if it's a bit lewd
>>4710213
Morning, Yuma! How are you?
Also: we want Booty! Remember!
>>
>>4710213
Good morning, Yuna!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>
>>4710218
I'll vote Booty :^)
I'm not so good. I contacted her again as to wanting her to apologise for inadvertantly hurting me, but at the same time was so upset I questioned whether she even believes accounts of what happened to me :( I'm just so stuck...
>>
File: Karen Bag.png (2MB, 700x600px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 700x600px
>>4710180
That's true! Some things make your life easier, but it's still up to you to take the first step! Good morning, Squidposter!
>>4710202
Good morning, Gondola!
>>4710213
Hiya, Yuna!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>
>>4710253
Haven't seen you in a while, Ynyarri. Welcome back!
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>
>>4710180
I've been sad squddo :(
>>
>>4710281
What's the matter, Gavin?
>>
>>4710180
morning
>>
File: lemonkeyface.png (485KB, 2560x1420px) Image search:
[Google]
485KB, 2560x1420px
>>4710180
I opsted this be4 but you didnt awsner :^(
Which is your least favorite le meme dream meme?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>
>>4710180
So is this like the namefig circlejerk thread? Hiya ppl.
>>
File: 1470008583508.jpg (23KB, 222x395px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 222x395px
>>4710381
hiya
>>
File: Karen Sip.gif (1MB, 480x270px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 480x270px
>>4710269
I really missed you guys! It's great to be back!
>>4710381
Hiya, LoLo! How are you today?
>>4710388
Hi, Booty McScooty! Nice doubles!
>>
>>4710322
I thinK i have alcoholic cirrhosis D:
>>
>>4710322
He dint eben got skol :(
>>
File: 1467006872442.jpg (35KB, 711x486px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 711x486px
>>4710405
That's awful! I seriously hope you get better, Mr. McInnes! Please stop drinking - It's very bad for your health and for your loved ones!
>>
>>4710405
Holy fug, I'm sorry to hear that!
>>
>>
>>4710401
Nice dubs checking!
>>
File: omanyte.gif (21KB, 275x300px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 275x300px
>>4710405
That's terrible, Gav! Like Ynyarri said, please stop drinking. We're here for you- everyone who cares about you is.
>>4710404
But I like you! :DDD
>>4710388
*dubs*
>>4710381
*jerks vigorously*
>>4710362
The small one tbh, how about you?
>>4710253
Morning, Ynyarri! It's nice to see you again!
>>
>>4710463
I hope things look up for you Gavin!
>>
>>
>>4710643
Stop buying booze and don't keep it in ur house.
>>
>>4710643
http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Drinking-Alcohol
>>
>>
>>4710651
Order water. Ur frens will judge u more if ur getting blotto. If they are too and that's the only reason u hang out then get new friends lol.
>>
>>4710660
But Im not as funny without booze and one of my jobs require I be on top of my game and drunk/loose. So I mix adderall and makers mark. Thats how I feed my family tbh
>>
>>4710666
Gavin, your health and life is at serious risk here. Please do your best. Maybe you won't be as funny without a drink for a little while, but that's not to say it'll be that way forever, right?
>>
Um, likewise as we're all helping Gavin, can you guys also consider assisting me with my problems?
>>
>>4710666
do cocaine instead it's rly good for you!
good satanic trips
checked
>>
File: Janitor Karen.jpg (78KB, 854x1070px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 854x1070px
>>4710688
Nice dubs!
>>4710691
Of course! What's troubling you, Yuna?
>>
>>4710697
ok i bought some coke and adderall (no joke) lets see how this goes friends
>>
>>4710699
Well I tried to be friends with my ex again and she made me apologise for feeling shit and texting her a lot over some bad stuff when I was at a low point. Then, my psychosis is beginning to worsen and I felt super anxious over whether she was going to ignore me like she's done in the past.
Then, I got upset last night and questioned whether she believes my accounts of something bad that happened when I was younger, as she made a rape joke some years ago and that offended me...
>>
>>4710763
Borrow Gavin's maker's mark cuz he dun need it anymore lel xDDD
>>
>>
>>4710805
>>4710809
that's an awful idea
>>
>>
>>4710818
but alcohol makes u happy, being drunk causes euphoria. and if ur always drunk your always happy. check mate sobers
>>
>>4710818
Drinking is good for you jand it makes you look really cool and fat girls like me will want to give you the succ!
>>
>>4710763
Okay, let's step back for a moment here. Can you tell us about your relationship with your ex, Yuna?
>>
>>4710844
Ummm, you stop impostor.
>>
>>4710855
nice imposter doubles tbpqhwy desu
>>
>>4710842
Well, I cared for her a lot and we spoke everyday and our relationship was going well. Then a month before she was due to meet me (it was an LDR) I broke up with her due to her apologising on FB about a rape joke I saw she made regarding a celeb she adores.
She only apologised there because he was involved in an alleged sex assault with some woman a few years ago, wherein my ex defended him vehemently.
>>
>>4710865
Maybe you should stop being a rapist?
>>
>>4710872
Stfu. Yuna seems nice, if a bit sensitive.
>>4710865
Okey so my advice is bad but LDR doesn't ever really work. And you can't dwell on the past you have to live in the moment and move on with ur life. Like it sux bad things happen but u can't let that define you or you'll just stay depressed.
>>
>>4710914
are u ok lolo?
I notice u have been talking to urself a lot
Thread posts: 53
Thread images: 11
Thread images: 11