On a plane lol

Prove it.

>>4699299
are there snakes?

>>4699299
Are the stewardesses hot?

Also, this>>4699323

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>>4699323
Here! XD
>>4699324
No lmbo of course not :P

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD HAHAHAHHA

>>4699335
Yeah bby one of them just brought me FREE headphones!!!! Can u beliebe that?????? I love planes now!

Wew I was on a plane last week!

>>4699337
Take a picture of you're dick.

Babby mode - on the bathroom.
Hard mode - in public.
Hardcore mode - whip it out in front of everyone.

I fuckin dare you. You're balls = 0, none, zip.

>>4699299
I'm not trying to brag but I've got a 34 c chest

>>4699299
where you going to? for fun? Hahahhahhahahehehhehehehehhe

>>4699299
haha its a train not a plain

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>>4699338
JER-REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4699299
>99299
Pretty good palindromic dubs you've got there. :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4699362
I'm going to Hawaii moving there !'!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited xDD :D lmfao

Can u try open a door or something?

>>4699743
haha that would be epic lulz for the win /b/ro

>>4699740
m'frend jst moved 2 hawai!!!!

also btw im goin bck 2 slep aftr ths pst jst n fyi

>>4699750
Please don't ;_; I'm lonely up here in the sky

>>4699743
Lol XD no way Jose that'd be dangerous wait.... Aren't you that guy that bullies LoLo and that skol guy

>>4699753
Whycome u called him josey huh?????????? just cause hes taco man hes a mexico? Pretty fuckin racist af tbqpfhwy fam

>>4699767
It's just a colloquialism. I'm sorry Dx I didn't mean to offend

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>>4699753
No I'm not a bully
You can get awesome view if u get a door open.

>>4699780
you should really go back to >>>/b/, you are too far gone for us to help you

>>4699789
I saw your mom on B

>>4699789
This I'm gonna get that app to filter certain name fags. Taco's the first to go, at least some of the other guys are creative

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Hope u get it soon+ hope your plane crashes.

>>4699299
was getting dubs part of your plan

No but sucking all your cocks was.

>>4699862
Yay!!!!! That unfunny petulant fag is filtered

>>4699299
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?

>>4699938
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun tbh

I'm on airplane
Bullshit over 5 hours now?
Have b overseas flight

>>4699941
Will you crash this plane?

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>>4699943
Yep! Is flight to Hawaii!!!!!

>>4699752
sry iwas slepy
y u movin 2 hawai?

>>4699299
>>4699337
>>4699740
>>4699953
image.jpg

>>4699951
wiv n0 srevivrse

tfw

$ H * T P O A S T I N G
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4700251
HAHA you shouldn't post that now you have bad luck lmao XDD

Timestamp or gtf0 XDDDDD

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>>4699299
My brother and I are having a disagreement. Who is hotter? Her...

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...or her?

>>4700424
First chick

>>4700426
>>4700424
both please

>>4699299
The Airbus A330 had been involved in 13 major aviation occurrences, including six confirmed hull-loss accident and two hijackings, for a total of 339 fatalities.

Thanks Wikipedia.

Have a nice flight.

>>4700441
Thanks.

>>4700443
They're both hotter? Okay.

wtf dude turn your're phone off or the plane will crash

>>4700467
yes

>>4700424
and by brother I mean my dick

>>4700184
Got a job working in the rainforest doing research on plants! Loll hahjahahha

>>4700499
wow nice!!! and n. dubs also!!!
whts ur fave plnt?

>>4700529
Hahahahahahhahahaha thanks :3 probably cocos nucifera (the coconut palm) although I wrote my dissertation on Piper methysticum, or kava, (a pepper like plant with anxiolytic properties) when I got my doctorate in ethnobotany from Berkeley :D plants are great

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>>4700499
plants liek we'd?? LOL f*ckn EPIC!!!!

have fun op i always loved flying and looking out the window at the clauds

>>4700554
No cannabis is notoriously hard to research due to all the legal hoops u have to jump through D:

>>4700550
haha if ur fave is th'coconut thn ur goin 2 th'rite place lol!!!
hav u herd of th'shy plnt? aka th'mimosa pudica
i herd thy cn demnstrate lerning!! whch is p. amazin 4 a plnt

>>4700556
Thanks comments like this make me smile although we will be landing shortly :-)

>>4700568
Will answer that wonderful question in one second! The plane is landing!!! :DDDD lmao I'll answer when we're on the ground but I guess I'll have to change my name xD

>>4700578
haha yeah now ul b "le guy in hawaii"!!!

>>4700582
OMG*sh i just spat out my drink!!! u r 2 fri*gin funnie~

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>>4699299

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>>4700582
:D aloha!!!!

>>4700568
I am very familiar with th'mimosa pudica! It grew wild in Fiji where I was writing my dissertation. The Fijians called it the 'shrinking plant'! Because when you'd brush it it would fold up and shrink xD I have a friend doing phytopharmacological research in Australia with the alkaloids in that plant! It has mimosine in it with causes apoptosis in certain cells and they think it could have some benefit to cancer research! As it could potentially kill cancerous cells before they metastasize

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>>4700624
aloha!!!!! wow!!!
m'frend tht i mentoind erlier snt me a simlar pic here it is! u wer both seatd next 2 th'wing lol
>>4700636
wow thts rly cool! somtims i regrt not goin in2 plnts or aminals bcuz i rly like em
if i cld do it all agen i mite b n entimologst so i cld look at th'lil criters lol
do u hav 2 deal w/ bugs n stuf evr? plnts n bugs seem so tightly conected tht i fel like itd b hard 2 completly seprate th'two especaily if ur goin w a place lik a rainfrst whch mst b bug city!

>>4700652
Hhahaha friend! Now u have two whole friends in Hawai'i (I consider u a friend by the btw) :-D and yes buges are an integral part of botany! Buges help plants propagate their seed but sometime invasive buges are very rude to plants and kill them ;_; nywhoo friend it's never TOO late to go back to school :D

>>4700672
haha yes! 2 hawai frends i mst hav v. lucky frends lol!
yes v. imp like how bees do th'pollen nation whts ur fave bug btw?
also mybe i wil go bck agen somday 4 the entimology bcuz tht wuld b a dreme but in actuality im actualy goin bck rn but 4 mathmatic insted lol! i got m'physic degre last year n now its a math 1 im goin 4

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>>4700773
You should certainly go back to school friend! ^_^ knowledge is power like they say! I for one got my bachelors in biology, my masters in botany and then my doctorate in ethnobotany! :-) I'm a BIG fan of plants if u couldn't tell! <(^_^)> my favorite buge is hands down the mantis!!!!!!! What is urs??

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>>4700825
my favoride buge is doggo

>>4700830
Hahahahahahhahahaha ^_^ imagine if doggos were bugges!!! They'd be flying around your house and under ur carpet! That'd be CUTE

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>>4700825
yes i def agre! i m actuly startin in 3 days!! mondaay! wil b fun 2 lern more maths v. excite

thts v. impres! in particulr i ddnt evn kno tht ethnobtany was a thng! i lookd it up n wow thts v. v. interstin! i feel lik itd b a big chnge 4rom regular botny cuz its knda like throwin antrhopolgy in2 th'mix was it tuf 2 adjst?
th'mantis is a fantstic choice!!!!! whn i was a kid th'mantis was def m'fave
rn tho i am all about jmpin spidrs! thy r rly smart 4 a bugger n v. curois like kkitties! plus thy com in all thes dif varietes v. colrful n thy hav great eysight so tht thy can jmp good

>>4700908
whops ths i s me btw lol haha

>>4700825
botany? lmoa do you farm le weed?

>>4700911
>911
conspiracy digits, nice.

>>4700908
>egular botny cuz its knda like throwin antrhopolgy in2 th'mix
Exactly friend xDD. It's like a mixture of cultural anthropology, botany and naturopathic medicine! luckily I minored in anthropology and always loved medicine xDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
I FUGGIN LUB JUMPING SPIDERS!!!! i never thot about it but yes they are very currious littel critters! I remember playing with them as a child and they wud jump like FIVE FRIGGIN FEET IN THE AIR!!! I lub them too friend!

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>>4700959
hehe tht wrks prfect thn! i minord in maths n so 2 get th'math mjor i only need 2 do 2 semstsers!! what a savngs!
YES!!!!! thy r so great n wil jump 2 th'sky if u let em haha! 1 of m'fav thngs bout th'sumer is findin em n wtchin em heres a pic of 1 i found a lil bit ago!!
btw i ment 2 tel u i was goin 2 sleep n stuf but i jst passd out lol! jst woke up n am goin bck 2 sleep but i thght id mke this pst first :D
i hope ur hawai is goin wel so far! n-e-way tim 2 slep again so aloha! (aloha means both gdbye n helo lol)

>>4701344
Squish friendly looking menace, save ur life, that spoodor might end yourself.

>>4699299
r u going to crash that plane?

>>4701344 (dubs)
>44

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