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Garlic Salt
VERY IMORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 2016-08-19 01:11:41 Post No.
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Please listen close, I have a VERY important announcement:
I, Garlic Salt, will NOT be running for Mayor of [s4s]. A lot of people have been coming up to me at the dinner parties and ask me "Hey Garlic, when are you going to throw your hat in the ring?" The answer, my friends, is never.
The truth is, my polling isn't nearly as high as Booty McScooty or Bobby Buttholes and people, rightfully, fear that my campaign would do nothing but divert crucial votes and jeopardize the Booty McScooty candidacy.
That's right. I'm also using this announcement to declare my support for Booty for Mayor. While I respect the morals, positions and temperament of Bobby Butthole, I believe Booty McScooty has the greater vision for [s4s] and our future. She's got that... and... well... she's also got that booty. And you know Garlic Salt is just a sucker for that Booty.
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>>4698108
Boo Mcscoo will do
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dnt vote 4 th'estlbishment big names tht thnk thy can win jst by throwin ther hat in th'ring as alark!!
vote 4 evan mcines th'man w/ th'solid freepostin platfrm, th'man tht has stood behnd th'seens of ths bord n hlped us w/out askin 4 thnks, th'man tht is CIA
vote 4 evan
vote 4 cia
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>>4698108
WHAT?!? Guys, this dude is posing as me. I'm totally running for Mayor! I'm still in, guys!
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>>4698128
Lies!!! Garlic Salt is too humble and shy to want all that attention and responsibility
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>>4698122 (dubs)
>22
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4698108
All about that base about that base
>no trebble
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>>4698148
me on the left
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>>4698122
This
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