GALACTIC COUNCIL ADVISORY

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!!!WARNING!!!
You are entering a region of the galaxy largely controlled by a sentient race of organic lifeforms calling themselves humans
to help you understand the scale of this threat, we will now display several facts about humans and the danger that they pose to your well-being:
-They breathe rocket fuel
-They can do many tasks at the same time simultaneously using what they call "reflex"
-They can exert themselves far longer than even other lifeforms from their home world, without pause. Their bodies are basically radiators
-They can regenerate form most non-amputation related wounds with little long-term damage
-they can detect you by the atmospheric frequencies you emit, with little flaw.
-Their jaw strength is above average of most animals, and even then, they chew a rubbery substance to increase their bite force artificially. It should be noted they can do this with any part of their body and thus some may be far, far stronger than the average individual of their race.
-some may use unconventional part of their body to attack, many using their brain case when under stress
-they have a concept of 'revenge', in which they will punish another for something they have done in the past, with no benefit on their part.
This is but a FRACTION of the dangers that they pose to us. Please exercise EXTREME caution while travelling this sector.