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Jeff Mangum
I have a confession to make to all of you 2016-08-15 04:00:52 Post No. 4687774
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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
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>>4687774
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.
What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye
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>>4687775
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.
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>>4687776
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
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>>4687778
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.
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>>4687780
Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-
*Cums in Diary*
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Damn...
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>>4687792
That's graphic as fuck...
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>>4687817
Post more colored merchants plz
Also sage
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>>4687774
I would agree but you would get gassed in the end
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jeff magngumg go 4chan.org/mu
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>>4687774
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>>4687870
Not if the Army of the Free storms the gates of Auschwitz and saved poor Anne and Peter from the evil Nazis.
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>>4687998
2 L8 for that M8
Now the image of Anne Frank giving birth in a dusty attic is forever seared into your memory like a branding iron.
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this was a fantastic thread and I adore all of you
my only critique is that the story didn't shove as many lines of mangum's into it as possible.
good effort tho
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>>4687774
First of all, check 'em
Second, after reading that it makes me want to sing a song
Now we're going on a trip
To out camp in Auschwitz
It is shower time
Little jewsteins
Also I hope I ruined your waifu (aka shit) fantasy.
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>>4688106
needs more irony
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>>4688106
>jojo
>tumblr
wew lad
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>>4688106
i liked that part in jojo when polnaeff got posessed by the sord and did ahegao
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>>4688116
It only took ten minutes to find,
But here it is.
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>>4688116
Found extras.
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>>4688166 (dubs)
>66
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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When op realized I deliberately derailed his thread.
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>>4688246
you did a good job tho tbh fam
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I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
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>>4688260
what is it
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>>4688260
gimme the goss fam
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>>4688083
>lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
>her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go
>You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
>One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
>But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.
>What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye
>Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them)
>secret sleeps in winter clothes
How much more could you ask for? That's at least four of Jeff Mangum songs in there. That on top of the hilariously subtle references to Fury, Mad Max, and Bomber Harris.
I'd say OP pretty much did a perfect job.
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>>4687998
>Mad Max pic
See >>4687780
>You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way.
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>>4687774
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>>4687774
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>>4687781
At least six million anons have nutted to this by now
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>>4687843
More anti-faggotry kitten missile please.
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>>4688533
>33
Checked.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Bump for my erection.
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>>4687980
Don't be rude. He does musics for the kids.
Those rocker roller tunes.
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The holocaust was not real
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>>4689119
OY VEY ANTISEMITE
>>4687843
here you go desu
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>>4687774
Hey Jeff, I uh downloaded some bootlegs of your concerts umm I hope you aren't too angry haha :)
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THE ONLLLY GIRL I EVVERR RLOVVEDEDDD
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>>4689388
>88
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4687774
lovely piece of fiction. ever since i read it in middle school i have always had the relateable character of anne frank in the back of my head and remember that her struggles were far greater than mine. please remember to support israel [s4s].
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>>4689422
>22
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4689388
oh shit waddup
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>>4689422
Did you nut to it?
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>>4687776
Bump for Anne Frank's semen covered baby bump
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>>4689560
Same
Bumping for semen stained mountaintops
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more fanfic plz
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>>4689815
this^
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>>4689873
this^
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>>4689884
this^
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>>4690408
this^
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niggas!
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>>4690415
this^
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>>4690415
Goddamnit your ruined it.
>>4690416
this^
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>>4689387
This whole thread might as well be a bootleg concert it's got so many NMH references.
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I love you all
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