What does a girl feel like?

like purity and living, moving silky sheets
like waking up on a sunday morning after a perfect sleep and you have nothing to do but be lazy all morning in bliss
like soft malleable ivory
like lying in a field on a sunny summer day
like that perfect bowl of sugar cereal that your parents never let you have when you were a kid
like having two heartbeats at once
like having your favorite two cats climb all over you when you're underneath the covers, kneading your back and your legs before nestling in for a nap
like hearing the doorbell ring and it's the pizza delivery man with 3 pizzas and you tell him you didn't even order any pizzas and he's like "don't sweat it my man, these are on the house just for being such a cool guy"

that's what a girl feels like

Garlic Salt 2016-08-12 00:57:03 Post No.4679498
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Garlic Salt 2016-08-12 00:57:03 Post No.4679498 [Report]

also, like getting dubs when you didn't even plan on it

adsnhmg 2016-08-12 01:04:25 Post No.4679515
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>>4679444
It feels soft, warm and welcoming
Feels like getting trips just like you did

G8rHir 2016-08-12 01:05:48 Post No.4679519
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G8rHir 2016-08-12 01:05:48 Post No.4679519 [Report]

warm and soft like mashpotatoes

Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:11:23 Post No.4679530
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:11:23 Post No.4679530 [Report]

Like being trapped in an office building while the monster that lives in your closet calls you on your phone to tell you he's in the building with you and is coming for you before immediately hanging up.

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:13:50 Post No.4679533
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>>4679498
Heh, almost kiddo...

that fat faggot with 2016-08-12 01:20:46 Post No.4679548
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>>4679530
well thats specific

Garlic Salt 2016-08-12 01:21:47 Post No.4679550
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>>4679533
Oh you gotta go rub it in with your dubs huh?

Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:51:00 Post No.4679605
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:51:00 Post No.4679605 [Report]

check these sick repeating digits

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 01:52:03 Post No.4679607
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>>4679605
this board is shit fuck you all

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>4679607

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