OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

>>4678378
WE WANT BOOTY!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4678378
*votes*

>>4678378
Are you threatening me?

Sorry but I'll vote for adsnhmg he is a great guy

I'm gonna write in Yuji Sakai

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4678378
Sorry, I'm voting Swaglord

Sorry le shit nigger already has my vote

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>>4678378
first things first
will you swear loyalty to the church of bateman

Sorry but crayfishe said I had to vote for him 22 times

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>>4678402
>>4678415

Thanks for your support!

>>4678419
Certainly not.
I would never threaten a fellow funposters. In fact, you're one of my favorite, Crayfishe.
I hope I can count on your support this fall.

>>4678426
>>4678431
I urge you to reconsider

>>4678432
Is swaglord even running?

>>4678455
Checked

>>4678426
You're a faggot

>>4678431
dumb faggot

>>4678494
>>4678502
Whoa buddy please dont be rude

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>>4678455
nice dubs
I certainly respect everyone's right to practice their own religion.
The church of batemen will be protected when I take office, you can be sure of that.

>>4678378
I vote booty tbf. can i be be ur assistant secretary tho if u win btw imo

I will also issue a formal endorsement of your candidacy if you issue a wholesale ban on the immigration of animes, until we can figure out whats going on #BANIME

>>4678535
Thanks for your support.

I will be announcing cabinet appointments after the election.

If you would like to help work on my campaign team now, I would greatly appreciate that. You can help spread the word and make campaign posters for me, that would help so much, Gavin.

>>4678544
>44
Good double, Booty.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4678557
nice dubs checking :^)

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Hiya, Booty McScooty! This is great news, and I bet you'd be a great mayor! But before I vote for you, I'd like you to answer a few questions about the issues, please!

What is your vision of the meme economy?
Where do you stand on education for newfigs?
What is your position on anime rights?
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

>>4678378
you've got my wife's son's vote tbh

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>>4678565
Thanks for taking an interest in my campaign.

>What is your vision of the meme economy?

The meme economy has stagnated as of late. Once elected I will encourage more oc and more importantly more niceness in order to stimulate the meme economy. My office will be offering incentives for fresh oc which we hope will stimulate meme production and bring [s4s] into the forefront of memery once again.

>Where do you stand on education for newfigs?

I certainly feel newfigs need to be educated on board culture and meme making. I feel a two-pronged attack is the best way to go at it. Firstly, we make sure everyone knows the basics of [s4s] by encouraging oldfigs to help their new brethren acclimate to our board culture, showing them the ropes as it were - posting the correct copypastas when they see mistakes and pointing out social faux pas when they see them (such as rude posting or lewd posting).
Secondly I'm going to be taking an initiative to encourage oldfigs to teach workshops on meme making, such as how to manipulate images in gimp and how to craft the perfect copypastas, things of that sort. These can be whole threads if someone wants to take the time to teach a class or they can be simple one-off posts that show how to do a certain thing or offer constructive criticism to would be oc makers.

>What is your position on anime rights?
I feel anime and anime posters deserve the same rights as everyone else on this board and once elected I will fight hard to ensure they get these rights and are treated with dignity and respect.

>What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Butter pecan.

>>4678608
Thanks for your wife's son's support!

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>>4678625
>anime and anime posters deserve the same rights as everyone else

Dropped.

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>>4678528
>everyone's right to practice their own religion.
cute, but no.
batemanism is the foundation of esforests culture, and allowing every dehydrated heretic to spread their pseudo-memes freely equals promoting dubs genocide.
is dubs genocide what youre trying to achieve here
is that what youre into
>>4678633 nice
go dubs or go home tbh
vote ciass

>>4678633
>33
Good double, McScooty.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>4678625
Oh my gosh, that's awesome!! I You're the leader we need, Booty McScooty!! I'm with you all the way!! I can't, I just can't vote for you fast enough!! Thank you!! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!! WE WANT BOOTY!! WE WANT BOOTY!! WE WANT BOOTY!!

>>4678625
>I feel anime and anime posters deserve the same rights as everyone else
WTF I hate Booty McScooty now
I am now a #PopePoopboiMissle
>>4678638
Agreed tbh. I might have to disavow.

>>4678645
I understand your concerns and I wholeheartedly agree that batemanism is the cornerstone of our fine board.
However I believe everyone should have a right to practice their own religion freely and openly with no fear of religious persecution.
There are places where many cannot practice their religions freely and that just should not happen on a nice board such as our own.
It's up to us to be a shining example of religious tolerance.

>>4678625
McScooty, my man, I feel like you need a Vice President. And who is more fitting for that than me? I'll tell ya: no one! What do you think?

we need some endorsements. the people have to see that the meme party is unified

>>4678699
>99
Dubs confirm this. #checked

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Vote http://www.strawpoll.me/10969986

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4678625
>I feel anime and anime posters deserve the same rights as everyone else on this board and once elected I will fight hard to ensure they get these rights and are treated with dignity and respect.
You just lost a vote

>>4678699
We're waiting on a more material approach regarding animes. Booty's tepid line of policy regarding anime, is engendering a good deal of apprehension from party figure heads.

>>4678714
at least they are not weebs.

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>>4678698
I'm running for mayor...

But I don't see why you couldn't be my running mate.

Can you tell me your stance on the issues?

Also, can you help make campaign posters?

>>4678697
what if i told you that our lord and savior bateman came to me last night and said all infidels must be killed or banished
because he did

technically, wouldnt converting everyone by force be saving lives

Why am I not currently endorsing Booty;
>He not only wants full amnesty for all /a/ + /d/ immigrants currently on s4s, but also wants to dissolve the ban on anime porn dump threads
>He voted yes on a bill that would have banned threads making fun of animes
>Despite his anti-rude rhetoric, he supported the raiding of twitch streams, leading to the resignation of one of his anti-rude staffers
>He voted to authorize funds for the creation of lewd stickies despite publicly opposing lewdness

>>4678720
You are free to try to convert anyone if you please, but violence or use of force against people to convince them of your viewpoint is something I cannot condone.
If you want to convert them, present them with a strong argument.

>>4678733
dum booty

Other issues that concern me:
>Despite being an "esforeser", he voted with /b/ and /a/ on 92.5% of 329 votes
>He voted to raise the image limit on porn threads to 300 by 2016
>He voted NO on building a fence along the /a/ border
>He voted NO on declaring Doge as the official animemele of [s4s]
>He voted NO on decreasing the waiting period between posts from one minute to 30 seconds (which made fun posting more difficult)
>Rated F by the Niceness Defense League, an organization lobbying for the protection against anime

>>4678729
>but also wants to dissolve the ban on anime porn dump threads

I never said that. Porn dumps have always been against the rules whether they be 2D or 3D, porn dumps are simply not allowed per the rules of our board. I intend to abide by the board rules set by the moderators.

>He voted yes on a bill that would have banned threads making fun of animes

I have not voted on any bills yet. I haven't taken office yet and will not be taking office unless I am lawfully elected in the election this fall. This accusation is a lie.

>Despite his anti-rude rhetoric, he supported the raiding of twitch streams, leading to the resignation of one of his anti-rude staffers

More lies! I did no such thing! I do not support raids of any kind. Raiding is rude.

>He voted to authorize funds for the creation of lewd stickies despite publicly opposing lewdness

Again, I do not yet have the authority to vote on anything.

Please stop these slanderous remarks. You make yourself look ridiculous.

>>4678748
I am sorry booty. it seems politifacts was lying to me tbh ;_; where do u stand on these issues though?

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I made a quick little poster for my greatest ally. Sorry that I'm not an expert at design, I've actually never visited /gd/. :(

ive heard booty mcscooty always washes their hands after going number 2
as poopkin, i find it extremely racist
cmon come thru 2016 do we look dirty to you

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>>4678757

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WE WANT BOOTY!

>>4678757
OH WOW!

Thanks so much for your help and support!

You're great!

>>4678378
If you're not voting for Luptron you're metaphorically throwing your vote in the trash.

>>4678778
Does luptron even still post on this board?

>>4678785
Luptron is always watching and waiting from the shadows.

>>4678778
*metaphorically throws my vote into the trash* nothing personnel

>>4678803
you're making a big mistake, bub

>>4678809
*votes luptron*

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>>4678719
Hehehe, well, of course, mayor... yes!
While I'm not exactly an artist, I know exactly what [s4s] needs, and I'm very good at persuasion.
In addition, I largely agree with the contents of this post: >>4678625

>>4678811
shoo shoo. Luptron wouldn't want someone who dint eben got skol voting for him

>>4678817
Scaring away your voters isn't the brightest thing to do...

>>4678817
*slaps you're ass*

>>4678819
I do what I want fagt

>>4678817
*votes booty now*

>>4678828
>I do what I want fagt
t. not a responsible or trustworthy leader

>>4678815
I would be honored if you would join me as my running mate, Crayfishe.

You will be the best vice mayor this board has ever seen.

I'll need your help to spread the word about our candidacy and help answer questions when I'm not around.

Can you handle that?

>>4678825
*farts* whoops, tee hee

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>>4678834
Yes, of course, my friend!

>>4678833
I'm not Luptron. I'm just endorsing him like amoral clandestine shadow organisations endorse Hillary Clinton

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Here's the problem with Booty McScooty:
Too many toasters!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4678834
>>4678836
*endorses*

>>4678837
>I'm not Luptron. I'm just endorsing him
t. Luptron

>>4678848
You disgrace the name of Luptron by implying I am the mastermind behind the legend.
If Luptron wasn't busy constructing architectural masterpieces to fund his addiction to making anonymous donations to children's hospitals he'd fly his private jet to your door and kick your ass.

>>4678378
I'll vote for you only if that's you in your OP pic and only if you go on a date with me.

Hi Luptron here just wanna say that I am not Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and that everyone should vote for me because I am the best candidate

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>4678378
I'm voting 4 you same reason I'm voting for Trump you're really not worth a damn but you're better than what we have now

>>4678882
Luptron, what's your stance on >>4678625 's issues?

>>4678888
Holy h*ck
Nice dubs LoLo

>>4678909
Quadz

>>4678888
wow 8s

Holy shit quads

>>4678834
What about Niggers?
I'm not saying ban them but could u separate them

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>>4678888
Great quads!
Thanks for your support.

>>4678836
I've just spent a few minutes making an advert for us.
Please tell me what you think.

>>4678924
Incredible

>>4678922
Racist dubs
Will you run for mayor taco?

>>4678927
adsnhmg, I'd vote 4 u. You're one of the few namefigs who's consistently stood up against anime

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ALL CANDIDATES

WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS ON THE FLUBE / YOSHO ALLIANCE AGAINST THE SPIKEMAN

in my honest imho, since arr anime avatars riterarry rook same, we should set a 1fig quota and then fill it with ynyarri for all eternity bc nice

>>4678956
redpill me on spikeman
why doesnt he wear a mask

>>4678970
>redpill
(btw i'm quoting you)

>>>/pol/

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>>4678378
What about me?

>>4678924
Now that I've seen that commercial, I'm definitely voting for booty.

>>4678888
Impostering quads. U can tell it was TK posting that cuz the drawonphoto filename.
For the record I don't vote in irl.

>>4679029
Thanks for Correcting the Record™ LoLo

>>4679031
upboat

>>4679029
Thanks for Correcting the Record™ LoLo

>>4679035
I can likewise verify that Luptron is not CTS.

>>4679042
Thanks for Correcting the Record™ LoLo

>>4679042
Thanks for Correcting the Record™ LoLo

>>4678946
Thanks friend, I appreciate it
If I get elected all animeposters except Pea En Gee and Ynyarri will be banned!

>>4679073
Just remember that I'm not an anime poster!

>>4679077 (dubs)
Of course
2hu isnt anime :^)

>>4679073
You have got my vote now 4sure! :D :^D :3 :^3

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>>4679079
ok

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>>4679073
Can't all posters just be equal?

>>4679073


opinion on >>4678956 ???

>>4679088
nice hitler but weebgems were a mistaek

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>>4679092
This, please!

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>>4679101

>>4679042
I'm gonna bend you over and milk your udders.

>>4678924
How much money did you spend on this tv ad?

>>4679101
I want the booty

DIE /soc/POSTERES

>>4679094
Well they are all beloved [s4s] memes
Therefore I'll try my best to ensure peace and help them set aside their differences
>>4679101
This omantye looks like bernie
Wonder why..

>>4679133
>33
dubs
>>4678378
WE WANT BONSAI!

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>>4678990
>>4678996
>>4679031
>>4679041
>>4679055
Thanks for reposting my oc guys!
This is really great!

I have to go afk for a while now, but any more questions can be addressed to my running mate, Crayfishe.

be back soon

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Voting against Luptron is not in your best interests.

>>4679092
Maybe in the future
But right now we need to prohibit animeposting for awhile to make sure shameless, rude threads like these >>4670194 >>4670057 >>4678547 wont be ever be posted again and we need to banish these lewd animeposters who are corrupting this nice board
Maybe we'll let some people animepost if they fill an application and they show us they are nice people

>>4679173
best post ever made on this site

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>>4679173

with anime posters gone do you think american girls like this sweet little girl will get more board time?

>>4679190
le incest girle is very lewd

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>>4679173
Well, I don't know about you, but I've seen more non-anime rudeposters than anime rudeposters and no, that doesn't mean anything against non -anime.
But you are right that those types of lewd threads should be diminished or rid of, but only 1 of those is actually anime, the other two aren't.
Actually, where IS the line of anime and not anime, in your opinion?

>>4679184
Thank you, thank you
>>4679190
Isnt that the girl from Ben 10?
Hmmm.. sure, why not!
>>4679205
Well I consider every chracter with japanese drawing style and those big weird eyes as anime
I dont really know what else to call those other than anime tbh

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>>4679224
VOTE WINNER

>>4679205
>Actually, where IS the line of anime and not anime, in your opinion?
Anime will be determined by the ratio of face size to eye size and presence of a nose on a cartoon character and the ethnicity of the artist.

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Is squid anime?

>>4679238
no but the gril on le right is

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>>4678378
i endorse Booty McScooty for mayor

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Is squid anime?

>>4679153
Luptron looks cute
Can I vote for luptron?

WOAH! terrible awful no-good very-bad cancer!
who's down for a sage bomb i kno i am!

>>4679265
No! I'm not paying you to vote for other candidates, you dunce! Remember what I told you? It rhymes with "mallet buffing"

SAAAAAAAAAGE
doesnt take much to get a shit show like this going huh
not even a good design
fuckin thing sucks ass
y'aint complete til the fuckup behind the scenes puts your useless avatar in the pic huh god DAMN yall poopie in my eyes

>>4679269
>>4679273
The best way to sage if you're not gonna say anything would be to not post
You only increase the chance that someone like me will reply and not sage, thus bumping

ther's no vote ther's no candidate this has hapent hundert thousent time before nad nothing EVER comes of it u have NO authority u have NO axle of power. u are like a watch that does not tick anymore, is what u are like

>>4679277
not @ this point in the thread, im betting it will hit the bump limit regardless & that aint a bad bet, plus its always nice to shit wet dookie all over a piece of shit thread with piece of shit people in it. seriously you all fucking make me sick. dirtdick dirtvag i dont discriminate

fuck tarded useless, useless people with NO power over A-HA_HA_HAAANYthing going on in the real world and this is the sad sack of shit result r.i.p. you all died last year

>>4679285
you sound sad. lemme gib you a virtual hug

shit shitting fart fling poop butt
>>4678996
not just bad: fuckbad

k ill check back l8r, yall have a ...--erm... time. yall have some sorta time in here, ok? whatever time this empty game you're tryina play will allow u to have, by god, have it. lmao we prayin for ya

also winst gimmy selfy

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>>4679295
>>4679290
>>4679285
>>4679280
>>4679273
>>4679269
You are angry

>>4679285
lol u idn't even check his dubs now i get too XDDD dum dum

>>4679277
checked these dubs!!

>>4679300
>>4679299
nice dubs

#MBGA #BOOTY2016

>>4678528
Nice dodge you atheistic pos

DO YOU PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CHURCH OF BATEMAN?

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Pleas maek [s4s] lewde again!

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I have created the largest amount of posts and content for [s4s]. no other namefig can make this claim. Seriously look at how many posts I've made compared to the others', it's not even close. Voting for anyone else would be rather foolish.

>>4679455
nice dubs btw

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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The only choice.
#BuryPinkGirlForMajor
#ImWithHer

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>>4679504
No one else can compete with this goddess.

aaaand there we have it... a perfectly good idea ruined by shitty forced memes, shitty namefigs, shitty circlejerking, shitty self-promotion/attentionfigging, shitty rudeness, and anime
rip [s4s]
you were better than this once (to some extent at least)

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You've got my vote, booty man.

>>4679574
only things I hate are shitty and I don't hate anything :))

>>4679574
Ni*gers tongue my anuse

>>4679981
you have my vote, bune raven, good memes good bunes!

>>4679988

99

88


double doubles for the bunny raven


simpley ebin my freind

>>4679988
nice dubs

this is nice election
Theme Music: https://youtu.be/wOV5TaGirGA

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4680188
>88
nice dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4680199
good dubs

#wewantbooty

>>4679265
Luptron will win regardless of how many votes he has

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I fucked a dead dog in the ass last week.

>>4680762
You got my vote

>>4679122
nice dubs

booty bump

>>4681025
booty lost

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>>4678378
May I ask Mr. McScooty As a recent resident I would like to know a little bit about you and your backstory. That would help me with choosing who to vote for. Thanks for understanding sir.

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>>4678432
I also vote for Swaglord.

I want Booty's booty

>>4678378
Who are the other canidates?

>>4681471
thats not how politics works.. it's not for Booty to talk about other candidates, it's all about Booty!

but u can find other runners listed in this thred , most have an image

>>4681480
Most other runners haven't submitted anything about themselves, so right now Luptron and Booty McScooty are the only real viable candidates

just kidding in this post: >>4681486 haha, I'm actually a way better candidate than those 2 schmucks as seen here: >>4679485

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4681507
impaster >:(
I or him is bad candidates that lies

WE WANT BOOTY!!
WE WANT BOOTY!!
WE WANT BOOTY!!
WE WANT BOOTY!!

>>4681486
That's right, give all of your delicious votes to Luptron

>>4681980
lolno I'm voting for Booty. Or atleast I am until Luptron releases where he stands on policies

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I run for president!

Two rules will be enforced:
1) No anime
2) No bully

Vote for me or I will be upset

>>4681988
>88
Vote gained
>no anime
vote lost tbh

>>4681987
I changed my mind and am voting Luptron after all

>>4682008
changed my mind again, voting for Booty
dang imposters

Booty gave me a kidney, liver and eye when I needed one. So I should vote for Booty, but I'd like to see LoLo given an extra big BanHammer, so she can wipe out the bullie.It's turrible how they gang up on her.

>>4682016
Thanks bby. I also vote for myself.

>>4681988
>LoLo
Vote gained
>88
Vote gained
>No Bully
Vote gained
>No Anime
vote lost tbh

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Promise that you will make esfoares a land of freedom and my vote is all yours, my friend.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4682014
I have changed my mind in favour of Luptron for the last time. If you see me saying anything to the contrary you are to assume I had a mental breakdown and am rocking on the floor and defalcating

Booty filled my bunghole when Luptron didn't so I'm voting for Booty tbh

>>4682016
owch the kidney, liver and eye just rejected. I phoned my doctor and they said it's got something to do with bad genetics of the organs. Not something you want to see in a candidate.

>>4682021
Well it's still 3 votes for me. Thank you anon.

Luptron made me pregnant then he ran away and refused to pay child support. Don't give this anti-feministic douchecanoe your vote.

>>4682027
Booty didn't make me poz though. Very disappointing. I crave Luptron's poz diq 4 lyfe

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>>4682025
This is this Anon's lawyer speaking, in order to bypass his previous ultimatum, he employed me and his doctor to prove he has changed his mind and in good health.
Anon's statement: "I vote for booty tbph"
This proves that he does, indeed, vote for Booty.

vote for Luptron

>>4682048
great slogan. That's it I'm voting Luptron now

>>4682048
no

>>4682048
wtf I hate whoever the other candidates were now,
I'm voting Luptron

>>4682047
What a twist.

>>4682055
dubs here^

>>4682048
That's it I'm #Luptransgender now

>>4682048
really makes you think

>>4682066
>now
stopped reading there

>>4682048
All other posts ITT are irrelevant. I'm voting Luptron from this post alone

>>4682072
that's the last word in the sentence

>>4682072
I changed my mind. wtf I love now now
#vicesupportsLup

>>4682048
I can't wait to bake Luptron a congratulatory cake

>>4682048
I'm a faggot but even I'm voting Lup

>>4682081
Please don't imposter me.

I still run for presidency of [s4s].

>>4682086
faggots vote luptron confirmed
also imposter

>>4682048
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>>4682097
all of these votes are me btw

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>>4682048
Something about le moe anime girl... vote Luptron

>>4682099
nice imposter dubs

>>4682103
this post is also me

>>4682105
this one too

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>>4682048
I'm banning anyone who doesn't vote Luptron

>>4682106 >>4682105 >>4682103 >>4682099 >>4682097 >>4682093 >>4682086 >>4682081 >>4682078 >>4682077 >>4682076 >>4682072 >>4682071 >>4682066 >>4682065 >>4682061 >4682061 >>4682056 >>4682055 >>4682048 >>4682047 >>4682042 >>4682040 >>4682035 >>4682034 >>4682027 >>4682025 >>4682023 >>4682021 >>4682016 >>4682014 >>4682008 >>4681992 >>4681988 >>4681987 >>4681980 >>4681713 >>4681518 >>4681507 >>4681486 >>4681480 >>4681471 >>4682109
All me btw

>>4682048
I'm a newfig so someone impostering me probably doesn't know my character traits if they were in fact impostering me but I'm voting Luptron

I think I'd pay people to vote for me

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4682121
I'm Grass and I am oldfig and I am voting Booty

A vote for Luptron is a vote for reddit

#Booty2016

i vote for wayne coyne and anniki to be placed into the brazen bull

>>4682124
sorry, I mistyped. I'd pay people to vote for Luptron

I AM STILL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

VOTE FOR ME. I PUT IT IN ALL CAPS SO YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS.

>>4682127
Disregard this post I'm probably hysterical and all my posts should be ignored except from the ones telling you to vote Luptron

>>4682137
*VOTES FOR YOU IN CAPS SO YOU KNOW I'M SERIOUS*

>>4682137
We aren't voting yet
Make your own campaign

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>>4682142
THANKS BBY

>>4682140
Sorry, I mistyped. All my posts should be ignored except for the ones telling you to vote LoLo

>>4682143
Whoops, I stand corrected the vote is now
strawpoll.me/10979438

>>4682140
You should vote for Luptron because he vows to ban ALL non-namefigs, and make sure to limit you to ONE post per day, with a 25 character limit.
He vows to merge /b/ , /r9k/ AND /reddit/
#VOTELUPTRON

>>4682148
nig it's on October first

>>4682148
Disregard this post, the real vote is here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10979453

Any other strawpolls are invalid and/or imposters

>>4682150
Note: He wants to merge /b/ /rpk/ and /reddit/ WITH [s4s]

>>4682145
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>>4682161
Nah. vote Luptron

>>4682168
>>4682161
>>4682150
wtf I hate luptron now

>>4682172

>>4682182
lol wtf what

>>4682186
vote for LoLo (me)

I officially resign

jk lol I'm still campaigning

>>4682190
lol I would but you said yourself
>ban anime
sorry lol

I officially resign.

>>4682197
>ban anime
I agree

I will never resign crossed keys no tagbacks

>>4682200
no I mean that's why I cant vote for you

>>4682203
I lied and I'm resigning anyway lol

>>4682207
You can vote for me bby I officially run for president of [s4s]. You and me bby we can make [s4s] good again <3

>>4682213
I cant vote for you if you want to ban anime m80

vote for me and I will rangeban everyone that's ever posted on [s4s]

Luptron's official policies:

Length: Just under 7"
Girth: 5"
Budget: ~$300-500. Not a hard limit, I'm fine with paying for quality.
Location: US. Would rather not order from overseas (hate waiting) but I will if it's worth it.

Background info: I've been using onaholes for several years now, starting with 2 fleshlights and moving onto a Tenga 3D (hate it) and my two favorites, the Venus Clone and Meiki Maria Ozawa (I also have the Meiki plush as well as another custom 5' with slots for onaholes). I use the Venus or the Meiki 99% if toys are involved as I love edging and cum very fast/easily with anything more stimulating (I bust in ~30 seconds in fleshlights when fully aroused). These onaholes are great for edging for.. quite a long time without being overwhelming. I tend to use the Meiki onahole with my plushes but I tend to alternate between the two for normal fappage.

Aside from pleasure, the main reasons I got toys in the first place was to stop chafing and fap without lubing a hand up (keyboard use, etc.) Privacy/clean up/noise are not important - no need to hide or be discreet (aside from the packaging). In general, they need to be light weight (easy to put down/relube and won't drop like a weight if I take a hand off for a second) and definitely need to be durable.

I was already going to look for my next onahole when my Meiki ripped last night (had it for about 2 years, well worth it), so now I'm looking for a couple toys.

1. Something similar to the Meiki Ozawa to replace it for edging/plush use. Needs to be soft and low-stimulation - doesn't need to be exactly the same but similar.

2. A higher stimulation sleeve without the hardness of Fleshlights/etc. Need something a few notches higher than what I have but still need soft materials to avoid chafing/too much soreness. Fine with another onahole or an automatic toy (or even something ridiculous like a toy used with a game) if there's anything good.

>>4682220
If you are the real Luptron, what's your thoughts on >>4678565

>>4682230
>only have a petan hip onahole DX
>see these threads about some anons buying 500-600 cheap "short" dolls
>do research
>apparently Amazon has this shit covered, anything ranging from 3.5ft high to 5.5ft high dolls all with various options, customs and whatnot
>prices from 600~ to 2500~ USD for overseas dolls
>american based companies are charging 7k-9k USD for a full body doll thats about 6ft and roughly 90lb
>say fuck it and use my hip onahole because I got kinda turned on at the shortstack 3~ft high ones with gigantic breasts, ass and thick legs
>finish
>lose interest in buying the dolls
huh...

>>4682230
My opinion is that I resign. We had a good run, but it's time to pull back.
Thanks to all the people who suported me!

>>4682236
GG luptron resigned OFFICIALLY

>>4682236
>>4682241
tl;dr bought a "full" body sex toy, wondering what to do with it when I upgrade
>got a fleshlight years ago
>then seen these threads
>moved onto japanese sleeves/eggs
>then got myself a hip onahole
>upgraded to the torso onahole
>closet is filled with stuff like this
>finally think hard about the natural evolution of sex toys
>think its finally time to get a full body one
>only one I can afford right now is a 4foot high one..
>its breasts are G cups despite its size
>the breasts are bigger than the chest area itself
>very curvy, its thighs were thicker than its waist
>ass, breast, legs are all nice and jiggly
>chubby face that attempted to be anime-like
>full body metal skeleton for added weight
>7in deep vag(but apparently stretches to about 8 inches when balls deep)
>6in deep anus(not reinforced at all, ripped the first time I used it but it came with some repair glue)
>3in deep oral(nice when sitting at PC when doing something that requires one hand
>able to bend it and hold position without any rips or tears in the silicone
>order it
>5 days later from china to murrican west coast
>been using it
>been loving it
>been sleeping with it(sleeping with it requires more maintenance because of sweat, heat, etc. either AC on all night or wash/pat dry/powder)
>already saving up for one of the full blown life size ones
Tell me, Eternal Onahole General, would you buy a used sex toy if it was properly maintained throughout the previous owners time?
Oh shit waitaminute I just thought on how horrifying the reactions would be if someone tried to sell a 4 foot high sex doll on craigslist or something

I shot a man in Reno

I'd like to announce my candidacy
I will vote for whatever you want and I'm a lesbian

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>>4678378
right behind you
Booty for Dog Mayor!

https://youtu.be/oEGI6-jbHeo

Your fortune: Average Luck

intermission?
how do I get dancing letters?
:w: :e: :w:

>>4682619
:l: :a: :d:

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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I use [s4s] enhancer for greasemonkey.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4682579
zomg
r u gril??

>>4682749
no they're a lesbian

>>4682754
That's hot

>>4683098
Actually its cool

>>4683099
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos#Climate
>The island has a mild Mediterranean climate. The mean annual temperature is 18 °C (64 °F), and the mean annual rainfall is 750 mm (30 in). Its exceptional sunshine makes it one of the sunniest islands in the Aegean Sea. Snow and very low temperatures are rare.
What do you know your right

>>4683109
Of course I am. I'm the 3rd reincarnation of Jesus after all. After Hitler of course

>>4682616
Thank you for your support.

Uh... Guise I am not running for anything or pledging to ban anime. All those posts were imposter. I already said I'd vote Booty. Mebbe Luptron would be a good choice though, lol.

>>4683179
I'm afraid we're going to need proof of your claims.

Tits with timestamp or you're lying.

>>4683198
this but unironically

>>4683176
gay dum stupid

election? u just want to glorify your namefig and elevate yourself about everyone else

if u really cared about nice bord u'd nice bord it up

>>4683179
stupid dum ugly fat
have to feel special by rigging a dum "election"

>>4683377
remind: namefigging is cancer

>>4683377
Nice dubs! I am not at all involved in this other than saying I'd vote for booty and I just wanted to clarify that.

>>4683378
No u

>>4683375
All honor and glory goes to the funposters of [s4s].
I'm not doing this for any personal gain or glory.
I do care about this board. That's why I will be the best mayor we've ever had.

Thanks for taking an interest in my campaign.

>>4682646
Does that still work? I haven't seen it for years.

Still running for president. Don't listen to dumb imposters please.

>>4683383

if u really cared about nice bord u'd nice bord it up
but instead u just want to glorify your namefig and elevate yourself about everyone else

"i am the mayor of s4s"

where is the glory to the funposters in that sentence?

>>4683389
Fug off b*tch I don't want to run for anything and u aren't even me.

>>4683383
namefigs only care about their internet stardom. stop pretending anything else

>>4683381
dum lolo proving how dum he is

if u vote ur involved dummy

>>4683401
I would never say rude words like that you imposter. When I become president I will ban imposters like you.

>>4683404
Fine then I refuse to vote for anyone so cade will think I'm smart? Lol.
Don't bully bootyscooty pls.

shit thread shittier ppl saaage

fucken wo-ho-hooorthless

not just fucktarded: dumbfucktarded

i propose a de-ssmiliation in which everyone forgets all the shitty memes that no more than two (2) uninspired shitheads forced on the whole board back in 2013

>>4683387
yes! It works wonderfully! There's a newer one, but I haven't tried it.
it also does magic words.
:rtree:

Your fortune: Bad Luck

poop diaper

>>4683476
wonderful ! shit's gay as fuck

>>4683476
Do you have a link for it?
I tried finding it or something similar a few months back but I had no luck finding something that worked.

I use Firefox if that makes a difference. Back when I used it before I used Chrome.

not just bad: trashbad

>>4678378
lmao "wonderful" . "wonderful!" i am filled with wonder when i see the dancing letters! brilliant! little dancing gif letters that no one but comparably fucked up faggots who installed the same worthless bullshit will see! alrite kick ass!

>>4683487
bro u need a link heres a link my man: go outside your mind is dying

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>>4683487
search [s4s] enhancer and it should take you to the link at userscripts dot org--or at greasy I have to be careful, as some have got bhanned and I'm a really big baby. >>4683490
I love this gay kinda stuff.>>4683483
yes, I know and I don't care. maybe we have some new people-I don't want them left out on this old stuff there's a wonderful dubs thingie with it too. mmmmm hmmm

sorry I'm voting for myself tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you famalam).

>>4683515
and ebin toots to Boxshark el al.(I love you et als)