Snek Court is now in session

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>>4677155
nice dubs lol

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NEENER NEENER NIGGER SNAKE LOOK AT YOU FUCKING GAY AS NIGGER SNAKE WOWWWWWW WOWHHHHHHHHHHHSAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHSDFKJASDHF FUCKING NENER NEER SNAKES ARE GAY NIGGER SNAKE YOU THINK YOU CAN POST ON MY BOARD???????????????????????????????? WELL NOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU *BLOWS UP THE ENTIRE EXPLODING BUS FULL OF PEOPLE ON IT* BITCH FUCKING FAGGOT SBITCHES I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!

you think that you're trolling me with your gay snake shit but..............................................................................................your nots

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>>4677166
rude dubs. sir hissington would never say that

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MY MFW WHEN I GOT SHOTTED IN THE THREAD WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *teleports past the bullets and shoots them out of the air with my cool ass custom counter strike go skin guns worth 300000000000000000000$ which no one could ever get from me because i have steam™ guard™ on steam™ for counter™ strike™ globally offensive™
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nice try faggots,,,,,

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*barks* i am a dog lol

>>4677202
guilty

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you will never catch me alive hahah!!!!!!!!!

>greentext

>>4677149
Snek, I would request to motion for an adjudication of guilt?

>>4678166
>66
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good

i'm not wearing any pants

>>4678617
lol

>>4678626
i'm wearing pants now

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>>4677149
FUCK DA SYSTEM

>>4677149
lol snakes dont do that, sneks don't go to court lol

imagine this, you show up to court to be judged by a snek. Named Sir Hissington, lol

>>4679809
lol that's not legal

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lol

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>>4677200
Nice unchecked dubs friendo

Sir snek u a nigr xD Am killd nigets but kille niger nit crime cuz not pepel but property

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>>4680289

>lol
lol

This thread is fucking shit. It's so fucking horrible it's almost an achievement in and of itself, its a true testament to how worthless s4s is. It's a cesspool of samefagging, stale jokes and ebin le ironic shitposting.
Like 'snek court'...How the fuck could any living being find that humorous?
>hahahahahahah snakes are saurian, unthinking creatures how funny would it be if they were in charge of the judicial process!!!!!!!
Is that your fucking idea of a joke? Seriously, fucking pathetic. Fuck this thread, fuck snakes and fuck you Sir Faggerton. You samefagging piece of autistic filth.

>>4680899
i cud shit u momom BHOE bout dat spicy boii u fuckin get SHIT REKT SON NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGEERPENISNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER FAGGOT
"lets fuck the world and then have a nice fag"

>>4680899
order in the court

order

order

>>4680980
>herrrrr derrr he's being ironic xdDDD
Is that how you justify every shitty thread that pops up on this board? Do you even fucking understand how irony works? I'm not attempting to be humorous or satirize, this thread is a perfect actualization of whats wrong with s4s. It's a petri dish for same-fagging and memes that so recycled and inane, they're the rotten core of this entire site.
Explain to me why you think snakes in a court is funny? Ok, so you have legless reptiles inside of a legal tribunal? so? Wheres the fucking joke, the punch-line? I understand it's intentionally idiotic but it's just fucking annoying. stop

>>4681044
>44
dubs check

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4681054
guilty

>>4681054
this but unironically

hiss

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>>4681054
OBJECTION!
SNAKES RUNNING A COURTROOM IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

>>4680899

wtf do saurian mean

>>4681123

language please

>>4681128
reptile and primitive like

>>4681166
>1166
Nice dub dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4681054
bailiff, remove this rudeposter from my court

>>4677155
Uwu what's these digits?

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QUACC

>>4681866
dubs :0

I honestly dont find this very funny at all. Ok first off, yes I GET IT. Snakes obviously couldn't preside over a legal hearing. Snakes are reptiles so they obviously couldn't offer judicial assessments in the credibility of constitutional arguments or offer interpretations of state or federal law. So yeah I get it
>herrrrrr fucking derrrr snakes just slither around and shit how could they be in charge of the judicial process
Still it's not funny. It's sophomoric. Everyone fucking knows snakes cant even fucking talk OK!!!!! So this is fucking retarded tbh.

>>4682351
lol snakes don't go to court

>>4682361
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37059980

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>>4682362
>Scotland

>>4682371
actually, that is a human, not a snake lol

>>4682351
That you took the time to type all that..

Really makes me think

>>4682351
Lol hissss am snek sssss I'm ss slithering into sssssscourt

>>4682390
lol

>>4682390
LOL xD OK ill admit that one made giggle! hahha nice one. Just imagine that! Amid the solemn, dour climate of the court room, you see a snake OF ALL THINGS slither in the court adorned in salacious powdered wig, grabbing the judge's gavel with it's body! xDDDD holy fuck this is funny

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yarg

>>4677149

un FUCKING believable

HE POSTED IT AGAIN, THE UTTER MADMAN

haha

>>4678935
lol

>>4682772
>72
checked

>>4682760
nice dubs

>>4682979
wrong post sry

shellies will rise

>>4677149
lol

lol

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>>4683477
Nice dubs lol hiss