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/efecg/ - EsforesCraft General #98

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Featured Image: Villager Boat Ride

Play with us: esforescraft.provisionhost.com (can't connect? try 104.243.36.154 instead)
Talk with us: https://discord.gg/Fpc5WtA
Read about the serb: http://esforescraft.weebly.com
Look at the serb:: http://esforescraft.provisionhost.com:25560
Videos of the serb: https://youtu.be/76xuJeAvOug?list=PL6joBrM21eUrX25PSR8wYIEnVHDIkb2TO

Hello /s4s/ and welcome to the EsforesCraft thread :^)

EsforesCraft is a Minecraft server made for funposting and building dank memes. It's a survival PvE world with an economy built by the players. What can you do on this dank server?

>Explore a 16,000 block limited world that has been transformed by over 2,900 players
>Claim land to protect your memes
>Global economy with GUI based shop, as well as player auctions and trading
>Buy items (commands and enchantments coming soon)
>Hangout and meme around with other funposters, one of the things that makes this server so special is its community. Friendliness is highly encouraged :^)
>Start out as a Newfriend and meme your way to becoming a Meme Master, playing the game rewards you with Kek Tokens
>Engage in friendly PvP if you want, you won't lose your items

Claims of old players expire after 28 days (21 days on August 15th) of inactivity so there's always cool builds and ruins to explore. I also try to intervene as little as possible so the players can shape the world how they want. There are very few rules!

So come join and get comfy fam :^)

Please use this thread to share dank memes from the server and talk about the server in general. Thanks bby~

Unique players joined:
>2,963
Active players (logged in the past week):
>111 (trips checkem)

SNAKECON 2 IS ON SEPTEMBER 6TH!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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loli reporting in
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is big don really kill??
he was/is a nice dude
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>>4669067
i dont think he is kill
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wowe autism blocks is so shit
-loli
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>an economy built by the players.
Blatant lie there friendo, as that feature was replaced by a garbage shop.
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>>4669690
hi big don
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>>4669690
>This is correct. For the economy to be player based, there needs to be minimal admin intervention. RTG has cleared the economy more times than most players can keep track of.
>>4669067
Is BigDon dead? Maybe. Does it matter too much? The guy is, for the most part, irrelevant. Like the real Donald Trump, he offered fun, outrageous banter, however, he had not offered any real solutions to EsforesCraft. Even with AutismBlocks has was merely a figure head.
>>4669268
>Your best method of slandering AutismBlocks is to post screenshots of instances where it has less players than EsforesCraft? Your folly is astounding. AutismBlocks has already been proven to be objectively better than EsforesCraft on all fronts.
The server is quite a trip overall I must say. Yes, I started out placing blocks down one by one, creating my master piece. However, my claims were removed by one of the moderators, and that was the end of that chapter.
I, however, didn't let this daunt me too much. I started my work again, constructing an underground windmill. Soon after finishing my windmill, I found myself horny. I needed to remove my claims before RTG took another shit on my work. Alas, I left my work to never be seen again.
Why do I play on this server over something quality? The answer to that question lies within another question. Why do I settle for less for anything? It's because I'm scared. I'm scared I will search for something better and grow tired of it, leaving nothing better to adopt. I digress...
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>>4669835
I left my cave to find an above ground project that RTG and his moderators might ignore if I don't draw attention to myself. A farm. Yes, a farm. I planted sugar cane, pumpkins, wheat, and cocoa beans. What joy did I find in harvesting from my self made Babylonian garden. I logged off, for I needed to slumber with great satisfaction that I would reap my crops in the morning. Alas, when I awoke, RTG has razed my fields, leaving nothing by a desert. He left signs everywhere; horrible messages. From what I could make out from the incoherent dialect he had left behind was "RTG wuz heer", "suk my fat dik homo", and "hey man could you do me a solid? i really need donations to keep this server going and I kinda spent it all on nigger rims. i might stop wreking your shit if your do". I was astonished to say the least. There was nothing I could do, but start anew.
The very next day, I was placing a few stone blocks down on a bank far away the nearest town. After a few minutes I had just realized I had built a Roman Cathedral by accident. I felt a sinking feeling. I knew RTG would destroy this personally, because it was most likely the best thing ever built on his small, rustic server. I resolved to destroy it with fire and magnets. I had no other choice. RTG was going to sperg out regardless. The next day I attempted to log on only to find out I was permanently banned for greifing and being "a huge fucking faggot 8=======D O^:".
Take this as a lesson, [s4s]. If you want to play EsforesCraft do so with caution. Vive la vida que has imaginado.
t. rzizzle
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>>4669690
This is actually Fetus. You can tell by his literary voice.
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>>4669835
>>4669838
>fetus so mad he fills out TWO (2) posts
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>4669838
>"RTG wuz heer", "suk my fat dik homo", and "hey man could you do me a solid? i really need donations to keep this server going and I kinda spent it all on nigger rims. i might stop wreking your shit if your do".
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>>4669850
>impying it isn't bunt
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>>4669854
that gif is off the hook
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>>4669835
>>4669838
"autism blocks is objectively better"

give me one good reason why i should play on there as, so far, everything on there has been shit. stay mad fetus

-loli
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>>4669847
>>4669850
fetus is dead though
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Guys, I'm sorry. I can't afford to keep the server running (it's like $5 a month). I never received enough donations, and between the four of us admins (me, big_don, hani, and rinku) we couldn't scrape enough money together to continue the server. This will be the last month for Autism Blocks, however the Admins will stay as active as we have been the past month we've ran the server.
Rest in Peace, big don,

regards
-fetus
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>>4670337
>the past month we've ran the server.
INTO THE GROUND
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i liek both serber :3
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meta and nukkuh fishing
serb will not be ready for what happen next
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bosting in thread :DD
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boopy
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>>4671471
stop bump your never ending shit show
holy shit youre a douche
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>>4671501
wow i really hate rtg now
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who are these two?
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>>4672330
stop bumping this cringey shitshow
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ree roo
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>>4672335
alright
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>>4672335
ok this is last time i bump then ok?
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>>4672335
what did he mean by this
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>>4669835
>>4669838
˙M͜ ˙
˙ ͜M˙
˙M͜ ˙
˙ ͜M˙
˙M͜ ˙
˙ ͜M˙
˙M͜ ˙
˙ ͜M˙
˙M͜ ˙
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hello i am rtg
"boopy"
that is all
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>>4669835
>I needed to remove my claims before RTG took another shit on my work.
Didn't happen.
>something quality
Esforescraft is the best server on [s4s]. I'm also the only person competent enough to run a server on tis entire board, so it kinda is my duty to run EsforesCraft, tbh.
>his moderators
I don't have moderators.
>RTG has razed my fields
I haven't even built anything on the server in almost a year. I honestly don't like Minecraft too much. I'm all about about the server hosting, so I don't actually concern myself with whatever the players are working on as long as isn't a huge fucking wall or a trench surrounding a player's claim.
>permanently banned
No one is permanently banned. Or banned at all for that matter. I've only had to permanently rudefig geuninely shitty players like Xeorium and Boxxy.
>"RTG wuz heer", "suk my fat dik homo", and "hey man could you do me a solid? i really need donations to keep this server going and I kinda spent it all on nigger rims. i might stop wreking your shit if your do".
First off, I never said any of this. Secondly, the rims aren't nigger rims just because you say they are. I still have a conservative budget, and plenty of money to host EsforesCraft.

Who the fuck even makes these post?
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>>4673792
but you did cuck all pirate players, so congratz you nigger
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>>4673951
I kept all their stuff safe for like 6 months. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to destroy the server so I can allow cracked players?
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>>4674008
I played over a hundred hours as a pirate player and had no problems, and the serb was fine
and the only one who caused an issue was a non pirate player
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>>4673951
>>4674018
get a job lol
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>>4674023
I do, and money saved up, but I'm not payin a dime for cuckcraft
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>Jello will never hug you and give you compliments
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nice dubs
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>>4674886
167.114.110.58
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>>4674927
>>4674936
autism blocks stopped functioning, buds
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>>4674949
Hani? Don't you mean the "developer"? The guy practically invented Minecraft server hosting. I'm sure he's out developing some software to help cancer patients when he's not developing the ultimate multiplayer Minecraft experience.
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bamp
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>>4672335
aight, THIS will be the last time i bump ok?
no bump by me after this..... to be quite not honest
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who /portraitmode/ here
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>>4674228
wew laddie

>>4674949
AB stopped but Snake took over. not sure what the ip is though tbh
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S N A K E C R A F T
WHO THE FUCK /SNAKECRAFT/ HERE
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>>4674030
lol worthless kike
find your way into the nearest oven and reach a tender golden brown please
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>>4677223
wow, reddit can be pretty epic
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>>4676420
>420
lmao
Also : Server IP is
158.69.172.82:25565

server is ded btw

lmao

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4676986
158.69.172.82:25565
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>>4677811
>11
The only dubs in this entire thread. #checked

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4677815
Popo always gets dubs lmao
But not this time heh...
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>>4676420
>>4677811

I just wanted to help build early cities near the start of a server smh
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>>4677909
Sorry fam, you can still join but server is basically ded. I can join in 2 hours beb.
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>>4677948
Seems like it's down dead not empty dead tbqh
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rtg should rudefig the autism block admins and clear a few days playtime for all the players who migrated from his server.
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>>4678526
this. it's only fair
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>>4678533
>33
dubs confirm this

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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My claims and my balance were both wiped for calling rtg a homo. I swear this guy is as insecure as they come.
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>>4669949
i agry
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>>>/vg/
Reminder that this server doesn't belong here by any means, and needs to fuck off to video game general.
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>>4678877
rude
>>4678526
>>4678533
or rtg should learn why people left, and improve his server. the economy is bad and rtg seems to have anger issues.
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>>4678877
Dubs
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>>4678917
fetus/hani/don, literally no one gives a fuck.
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>>4678917
rtg's a fucking loser, so what do you expect?
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>>4678958
I'm none of them you giant baby.
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>>4679051
No one else gives a shit besides them, so yeah, you are one of them.
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>>4679166
goo goo gaa gaa itty bitty baby boat
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>>4679699
fuck off rtg just let it die
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>>4679713
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>>4679839
Sorry, buddy. Too many exploits.
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>>4679851
rtg i love me (you)
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>>4679877
It makes more rare, complex blocks rare like they should be. The game shouldn't be about making disgusting amounts of money. And players will always find ways to cheat their way into getting 100 stacks of diamond blocks and beacons. I'd rather have a limited economy than a terrible broken one.
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meme my shoot up, fam
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>>4680922
do you scan this thread 24/7 just waiting to bump it, rtg???
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>>4681077
nice dubs.
no, i'm not rtg; i'm someone that has been promised eternal sunflower seeds and 72 virgins once i die if i check the bread every 2-3 hours and bump it exactly when needed.
i have to say that i am not wasting my time like you do, because unlike you, i at least do this for a serb i enjoy playing on.
and i can pretty much conclude that u're not liking esforescraft that much at all tbh
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>>4681109
>"i am not wasting time like you"
>checks thread every few hours
the real way youre wasting time is hosting a minecraft server, rtg
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>>4681222
cool trips.
as i said, faggot, time is not wasted as long as i spend it on something i like. are u really that retarded to not be able to finish reading a sentence before you write a reply?
>i am not wasting my time like you do, because unlike you, i at least do this for a serb i enjoy playing on
that's what i said, now go heck yourself, buddy
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>>4681280
>"Nothing is a waste of time as long as I enjoy it."
Manchild detected. Go outside, palzo.
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who /underwater/ here
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me irl
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>>4678877
Rude dudes like you don't deserve double dubs
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>>4681617
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>>4683796
*notices obvious sage*
*unzips his european longsword*
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>>4683514
He's right. Double dubs confrims
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Daily reminder that these threads don't belong on this board, and should forcibly be moved to either /vg/ or /trash/.
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>>4683989
tell me, what is [s4s]'s topic?
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>>4683994
Meme spouting and blankets of irony, where nothing is serious.
Every time I see this these threads it's entire passages of genuine autistic rage over Minecraft server drama. That stuff kills communities, and needs to be contained.
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>>4684197
it is contained.
in this thread.

and since s4s doesnt have a topic, it has no reason to be removed
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>>4684207
It violates rule #3, and it's not really contained if the rest of the board has to hide the threads so they don't suffer the misfortune of seeing them. These threads used to be deleted, but the mods either stopped paying attention or stopped caring.
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>>4684207
And while #3 is not technically enforced, these threads also violate rules #6, #10, and #11.
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>>4684224
3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls (nope), flames (nope), racism (nope), off-topic replies (nope, since there is no set topic to reply to), uncalled for catchphrases (nope?), macro image replies (nope), indecipherable text (nope)
6: The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Not a rule that is enforced, it's not even a rule, just a suggestion
10: No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
Not spamming or flooding. It's an occasional thread.
11: Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
I'll give you this one, but I personally don't think it's really advertising.
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>>4684243
>Trolls
It would appear much of the content in these thread is trolling.
>racism
Much of the server is just teenagers building swastikas yelling "gas the kikes"

>/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
>No porn dump threads. Keep that shit on /b/. >flames
Again, a lot of what's posted here appears to be flame bait.
>off-topic replies
It's on topic actually, and the topic is Minecraft drama, which doesn't belong on this board.
It's cancer, but since #3 isn't technically enforced, I can't really use that against these threads.
Not only is rule #6 an official rule, it's also officially enforced. And on [s4s] that means posting ironic and funny memes, not a Minecraft server that's 90% autistic flame bait drama.
>It's an occasional thread.
There hasn't not been one of these threads up for over a year, and the admin keeps bumping it every few hours to ensure it remains up when there isn't Minecraft tier autists arguing with each other.
>advertising
>"Read about the serb: http://esforescraft.weebly.com"
*open link and see donation tab*
I understand the admin uses it as a way to get around getting banned for directly posting paypal information to beg for donations, but it's still more or less directly asking for donations.

5/10 for making me reply.
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>>4684224
>>4684237
>>4684243

lol faggot no one cares about your gay rules moot is dead and the chinese riceniggers are retarded subhuman excrement who cant even enforce their own rules and your idiocy wont ever change that faggot
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>>4684278
I guess every board is just different letter for /b/ now.
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>>4684279
you're right faggot they all are just as they should be

the only thing wrong with all of them is the memes, for which all of them should be gassed
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>>4684276
rtg btfo
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