Hello [s4s], I'm Harrison Ford. Ask me anything.

>>4659836
approximately how many ideas have you used that originated in esforest.

>>4659843
69 Xddddd

>>4659846
you're a noble hero.

>>4659848
For you

You've done America proud

>>4659860
Thank you, but that's not a question.

You've done America proud

>>4659873
Lol this is double post

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im spokt

>>4659877
Why so?
Nice doubles btw.

>>4659836
dat img too big for he gotdam finger

>>4659882
rude

That is a nice ses, Harrison.

What do you think about the fact that they're gonna make a Blade Runner sequel?

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>4659892
Thank you.
I think it's nice.

>>4659898
This is way to much text for me.

hows ur leg
is your red my red
why the fuck does a restaurant

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Hello "4chan",

My 14 year old son, Charles, recently discovered this website. Over the past few months, he has continued to inform me that this was "the funniest, most outrageous website" he has seen. I favoured this, because, my son has only one friend and had always seemed terribly miserable. After he visited this site, he started to become happier. That is, until last month when his actions then started turning dark and evil. 18th of March, I caught him masturbating to these underage e-sluts over the Internet. I couldn't believe it, my son, who is much too young for sex is playing with the devil. A few weeks later on the 29th of March I find Charles wrapping Cre (our family cat) in toilet paper and attempting to set the toilet paper on fire.

As of Tuesday, which has finally concluded my search for his X-factor contributing to his actions lead me here. I come home to find my son Charles, skipped school, and in the bathroom I find poor Cre's head in the toilet and his body set on fire, I was HORRIFIED. He tells me that "4chan" showed him these things. I immediately search this particular board, as he tells me this is the only side he has visited and what I find are the most EVIL of sins here. Upon my first few searches, I find such sickening Child Pornography and foul pictures of women with surgically attached penises onto themselves. As of my search yesterday, I find these HORRENDOUS photos of animals mutilated, decapitated, mauled, abused, and set on fire. I had to stop there as I started to heave up my lunch.

This site has permanently punctured my son's mind, and I WILL be taking further action through the Internet officials . As I must post a picture along with this post, here is a photo of peacefulness to counter your smut.

-Lauren Higgins

>>4659908
Nice.
Probably.
I don't know, ask Mark Hamill.

>>4659915
wow

Spooky, scary SJWs
send shivers down your spine
Shrieking POC will shock your views,
Silence Sanders' might
Spooky, scary SJWs
speak with such a screech
You’d best delete your Voat account
when you hear these fatties shriek
We're so sorry, SJWs
You're so misunderstood
You only want to censor us...
(but I don't think you should!)
'Cause Spooky, scary SJWs
shout Cultural Marxist screams
They'll sneak outside their Tumblr blogs
and just won't leave you be
Circlebroke and Ghazi
are shy, what's all the fuss?
But SRS seems to brigade...
It's semi-serious!
Spooky, scary SJWs
are PC all the same
They'll jail you for offensive tweets;
won’t let you say “insane"!
Sticks and stones will break your bones
But words are violent too
Spooky, scary SJWs
will bring Islam to YOU!

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why did you draw on your finger mr harrison ford?

>>4659915
great picture lauren I'm terribly sorry your son has been negatively influenced by the veritable hatemachine that is 4chan may I suggest you remove him from the computer and place him in a tree or something LOL

>>4659931
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>4659933
rude

>>4659836
i took a shit in harrison ford's mouth and he choked on it and died because of it

>>4659916
>ask Mark Hamill.
but he doesnt answer my calls anymore since i told him heat legend was a better spock

>>4659933
Bad argument, and if you think that I am the scrub here then you are welcome to face me 1v1 in a competitive fps game of your choosing, since fighters are frame sensitive online anyways and FPS games are asymetrical and as such a true test of skill, instead of you getting carried bc you use ZSS. The top 4 players in smash 4 are making 30-50$k a year. Only a complete retard would play this game competitively*. Their is absolutely no money in this game compared to other fighters or other competitive games. Or a foreigner who doesn't have legal papers and cannot work in the us in the first place = Zer0 For the record, the only scrub here is you. You main ZSS and have nothing to show for it = you are a garbage can wannabe Nairo who cannot leverage the massive advantage playing your character brings to any notable results. Either you are a fat ugly butthurt feminist who plays ZSS to escape reality or a beta neckbeard weaboo who is upset that I insulted his waifu(s). Which one is it? Also you don't seem to realize that these players beating them , did not win the entire match but only one game. Did it ever occur to you that its possible to lose with a better character, even if the odds are titled in your favor because you are playing worse? Esam even said that players do get carried by the characters the play. Maybe if you weren't so biased and tried taking a low tier to a tournament you would see the reality of things instead of the view from the top.

>>4659942
No, I'm not dead. The shit tasted good tho.
>>4659945
Mark is rude tbh

>>4659938
im not being rude tho. im just thinking of your safety mr ford. why did you draw on you're figner? are you safe???

>>4659955
well dubbed daddio

professor han solo jones, why do you shoot green guy whith vacuum mouth? hes innecent

>>4659959
No, pls call doctor
>>4659960
Thank you, friend.
>>4659964
I had a bad feeling about him.

>>4659955
I shat in your mouth and you died faggot

>>4659970
a bad feeling is not an eksuse for mruder. no wonder you got problem with dark invader and bobba the hutt.

>>4659970
wat is doctor telephoner numbere?

>>4659971
very rude, I hope Chinese Cartoon Imageboard bans you
>>4659980
They are very rude tbh, i dindu nuffins
>>4659982
One.

>>4659992
I called doktor and his dindt belive me. he was very rude and now i sad man becuse you are stil not safe. Bls git gud mr Forrison Hard

>>4659992
well i thinnk U are being rude. bobba is a good bissnisman and a lovin fater of 5. you are a criminakl and a maverik.

>>4660016
I'll be fine.

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>>4660023
Thanks you,

I'm going to sleep now s4s.
If you still have questions I'll awnser them tomorrow if the thread is still up.

>>4660039
Whoa! Harrison Ford got excited when drawing ses and he drew a little bit of ses on his finger!

>>4659836
What is your take on the ongoing Karen/Sawako civil war, and the swaglord regime?