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Jeff Mangum
I have a confession to make to all of you. 2016-08-04 23:03:37 Post No. 4659817
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I have a confession to make to all of you. 2016-08-04 23:03:37 Post No. 4659817
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I have a confession to make to all of you.
Jeff Mangum
2016-08-04 23:03:37
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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
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>>4659817
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.
What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye
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>>4659819
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.
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>>4659824
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
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You couldn't save her : /
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>>4659826
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.
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>>4659829
Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-
*Cums in Diary*
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>>4659839
But you let her pregnant belly bounce on your stomach during sex?
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>>4659861
COVERRREEDDDD IN SEMENNNN
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>>4659889
shit man should've got those trps we all know god, pregnant women and anne frank are the most patrish shit in the world
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>>4659893
We should post this on Rule 34 and /d/ and get some decent smut out of it.
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>>4659893
We should post this on Rule 34 and /d/ and get some decent smut out of it.
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>>4660010
>>4660054
/d/ porn is like a level 0 meme i only deal in ultra+ and level 7+ memes
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>>4660076
Then where do we go to get this erotic masterpiece illustrated?
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wut
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4660107
i look at this picture while listen to THIS song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0
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>>4659817
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>>4659831
Jesus Christ OP, how long did you spend writing this?
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>>4661066
Dubs
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>>4659817
Jew lover gtfo
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>>4661069
thanks for the check bro
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>>4661066
Actually her birth name was Annelies. Annelies Marie Frank
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>>4661043
At least six million hours
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>>4661071
/pol/ plz go
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>>4661105
>Annelies
>ann lies
>lies
somone really needs to do something about these lying kikes.
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>>4661105
>Annalies Marie Frank
>Annalies
>Anna lies
>Anne lies
>Died in Holocaust
>Holocaust proven to be fake and gay
>Anne lies about the Holocaust
Oh my god wake up sheeple!
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The Jew that burns the brightest burns half as long my friend. To be fair, she looks hot in that photo. That photo is straight fire yo. When I read this thread, i felt as if gas wasnt the only thing in the air (wasn't the ashes either.) her journal was pretty lit too. Second only to Mein Kampf. Don't worry, i never run out of sick jew burns, but i have to go take a shower and get ready for bed. I got these striped pajamas I bought and want to wear them tonight. Got a long camping trip my family has been planning happening tomorrow. Goodnight.
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>>4661395
That tirade made next to no sense.
Please kys
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>>4661382
I'm pretty sure forcing a teenage girl to give you a blowjob during childbirth isn't medically recommended either.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it's fucking illegal.
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>>4659817
IMO suicide is the best and most badass way to die.
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>>4661382
>her breastfeeding wouldn't work like that, it's not that easy at first
Of all the inaccuracies in this story, that was the first one you noticed?
What about the fact their passionate cries during sex wouldn't gone unnoticed.
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>>4659824
>Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell
Please tell me you were referring to the LSU Tigers and not Wheat's Tigers.
Also, no one in the Secret Annex would've been familiar enough with the American Civil War or College Football to know what the Louisiana Tigers were.
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>>4659817
>Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
Meanwhile a few hundred miles away, 1st Airborne Division are fighting tooth and nail to gain a foothold across the Rhine and claw back Europe from Nazi tyranny.
The Crusade to liberate Europe needs every able-bodied man it can get and you just wanna sit in the attic and have raunchy sex?
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>>4659817
I hate the fact of getting pregnant and getting my hymen destroyed, that's why I try to avoid contact with men at all cost, if possible.
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>>4662406
>virgin women
>browsing 4chan
pick one
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hote franke
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>>4662795
SMELLING OF SEMENNN
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>>4662795
>>4662797
I WILL GIVE HER CUMMIES
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>>4659817
are you okay
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>>4662788
Looks hot.
Sauce?
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>>4662842
Hehe... No.
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You know...I had heard that 4chan was absolute societal cancer, but I guess I just had to see it to believe it. I'm not gonna say that this is the MOST f**ked up thing I've seen on the internet, but it's pretty up there. Now from here I could simply call you a disgusting human being, but you probably get off to that type of truth. I'll simply leave it at this: You, sir, are a cancerous stain on s**tpile that is the human race, and I sincerely hope that you get hit by a bus before you post more of this...I don't even know what to call it. Smut? Regardless, it's completely retarded, and you're a twatwaffle.
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>>4662944
Are... Are you... The Jeff Mangum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYKJ05MD-QQ
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>>4659817
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>>4659831
You just made me destroy my room in a fit of rage like the set of the Eric Andre show.
Fuck you Jeff.
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>>4659828
It's not like the holocaust happened.
Or that Anne Frank was real.
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>>4662944
you ain't seen shit
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>>4660076
I'm new here, what are ultra+ and 7+ memes?
Pls no bully
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>>4659817
>not exploding just like a V2 rocket and killing both of you to save the internet from your jew trickery
i mean c'mon
its 1939
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>>4663492
>Anne Frank not real.
There's a theory running around that she was real, but her father made up the diaries to make money, and that the circumstantial evidence aiming to this conclusion lies in how the notes are written, punctuation, precision, and many other aspects of composition, but I'm in s4s so I'm not here to discuss this shit anyways.
Still, I do understand your point.
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>>4663936
>implying they had V-2s in 1939
More importantly, how the hell would Peter van Pels know of the V-2 program's existence? It was top secret until it's first deployment in September of 1944, a month after Anne Frank was arrested.
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>>4664313
double checking in case...
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>>4659839
>you will never put a baby in that womb
feels bad man
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>>4663254
>holocaust carousel.gif (
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