what do on this board?

What would you like to do on this board?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4657524
travel through the underdark to save the sexy elf?

>>4657525
Then let us adventure away, Anonymous. To the Underdark!

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>>4657523
post frogs and anime

>>4657526
alright im a wizard

>>4657528
You are a wizard! I shall be a blacksmith. My wares are the finest in the land. Doth thou require an weapon with which to be used upon this adventurous journey?

what are the commands for fortune or what ever?

>>4657529
i only have 20 gold what can i buy?

>>4657532
You can buy a shield and a broadsword and a suit of armor and a horse and a fair maiden, all on special today good sir for only 20 gold

>>4657530
put the word "fortune" into the 'Options' when you post

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4657536
could i get a few steel daggers and maybe a spell or two?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4657540
I can offer you one silver dagger and a spell of firebolt casting plus an ice storm spell -- all of these will cost you 25 gold however

>>4657542
i also have this small unidentified gem could i possibly trade that plus the five gold for that silver dagger and spells?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4657555
Yes, well, you got trips, so I must accept your offer. Please to be giving me this small unidentified gem and five gold and the silver dagger plus two spells will become your inherent property

>>4657562
gives you unidentified gem and 5 gold
>so what do these spells do?

>>4657570
>who are you quoting

>>4657570
idk my character

>>4657570
The firebolt spell allows you to shoot your enemies with a ball of fire that will be expelled from your body at a high velocity, and the ice storm spell conjures up a blizzard of multiplicity which casts Slow on your foes and also does +7 Ice damage

>>4657579
where are we?
can i explore the rest of the town?

>>4657588
Good doubles, friend! You are in the village of Caspersian Sands, from here you can travel to other shoppes or households/buildings, or you can leave the town and traverse the Deserts of Lonley Hopes

>>4657592
search for odd jobs around the area
try to pick pocket people

>>4657598
You ask around the village but your surly appearance causes murmurs and swift yet quiet words to flow about the town, you are shunned from all work, and in an attempt to pick the pocket of a priest, you were caught and he alerted the local authorities. You can now run or accept your punishment, or fight, or whatever you want to do if you can think of something else.

>>4657603
run to my house to pack my bag before stealing a horse and heading into the Desert of Lonley Hopes

>>4657607
Your quick moves and cunning reflexes allow you to give the town guards the slip and you run home to grab your bag, then deftly procure one of Old Man Thompson's horses and gallop away into the sands of the Desert of Lonley Hopes. After riding for 7 or 8 hours, you come across an oasis. At the edge of a small pond there lies a small tortoise with elegant and extravagant gems strewn about its shell. the turtle coughs as you approach and from the ground below you hear a voice as tiny as a mouse's whisper say to you, "pardon me sir, can you spare a few grains of rice for an old turtle, I say?"
Do you give the turtle the rice or steal his bejeweled shell after violently drowning him in the oasis lake?

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fuck off get the fuck out .

>>4657616
pull out a pot and a sack of rice fill it with water and cook the tortoise a large helping of rice
so tell me your story newfriend

>>4657628
What, what happened

>>4657641
The turtle graciously accepts your kind offerings of rice and proceeds to regales you with tales of his long and exciting and incredible life. You learn that the jewels that coat his shell are precious gems from the Far East, and that he was once a royal Emporer's turtle. He was Emperor Wu's most prized confidant and often helped to change the course of history itself. As the turtle finishes telling you yet another astonishing tale of turtledom, you notice a wild-eyed vulture circling overhead, and that for some reason the vulture is wearing earbuds. You can't tell what it's listening to but as the turtle notices the vulture it screams and scuttles off into the waters of the oasis. The vulture swoops down and shakes its earbuds out, then emits a high-pitched, ear-piercing screech in your face. It begins to cast a spell of Thunder and you take defensive positions. You still have the option of killing the turtle and stealing its gems at this point, or you can fight the vulture for a mere 10 copper and a flask of night ranger juice.

>>4657677
shoot a fire bolt at the vulture

>>4657734
The vultue bursts into flames, and then flies off into the sun, where it lives, because it's a lava vulture, and it secretly wanted you to cast a firebolt spell on it because it needed the extra fire power to return to its home world. However, the vulture forgot its ipod and earbuds, and the music can be faintly heard from where you stand. Do you go and listen to the vulture's tunes or do you ignore it and ride on from this Oasis of Broken Drems

>>4657736
listen to the tunes and call for the turtle

>>4657799
You enjoy the soothing sounds of Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow (with Ronnie James Dio) and extract your Marquestrian Galaxy Whistle to summon forth the turtle once more. He arrives in style and thanks you for defeating the dangerous vulture. He offers you a single jewel from his illustrious shell. Which gem shall you choose?

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do what this board on?

>>4657810
the larges most fine looking one at the top

>>4657537
Lets try it

>>4657821
Whatever do board on this

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4657828
... That's what I did for me, why did yours not work?
Assuming you meant to do it in this post

>>4657822
You use your silver dagger to scrape off the largest most finest looking jewel from the turtle's shell. Unfortunately, this was actually the turtle's heart, and removing it causes him to die. You hold a small funeral for the turtle and bury him underneath a palm tree. You put the jewel in your sack and saddle up onto your trusty horse. Which direction would you like to ride in?

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>>4657835
fuck dude im about to cry
im sorry mr. turtle
pray to the gods for safe passage for the turtle into Valhalla
and ride of into the east

>>4657843
The wind whispers a sigh of relief and you can sense that the ethereal being of the turtle has found peace and moved on to the next plane of existence. You ride into the east, towards the city of Ragnagor. The ride will take over 3 days. Would you like to give your horse an apple now?`

>>4657848
give the horse an apple and plug the earphones into my ear and search through the ipod while tearing up in memory of mr. turtle

>>4657857
Your horse enjoys the apple and is rejuvenated for the long journey towards the East. The iPod mostly has classic rock, so you put on Led Zeppelin and slap your horse's ass, firmly but tenderly. You are off and on the way to Ragnagor. Who are you going to vote for in the upcoming presidential election?

>>4657868
continue on towards Ragnogor
searching the area for anything unusual
idk maybe trump because hillary is fucking crazy
would have rather had bernie but he's out

>>4657877
You have received excellent doubles. You notice a strange and mystical cave in the near distance, but the sun is setting and the night is upon you. You set up camp and put your horse to bed and sit in front of the fire and play Game Boy for a while. The person narrating this story also just fell asleep, so it's impossible to know what will happen after this until they wake up again.

>>4657880
so what time tomorrow will the narrator awaken?

>>4657883
You receive a letter in the mail. Inside there is only a small piece of paper with an ornately designed border, and the text on the front of the note reads, "Approximately 10AM EDT."

>>4657896
tucks letter in pocket and goes to sleep

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deviant2 2 weeks ago
why it turns to insect/animal, she is pretty

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cantstop42 4 months ago
man, this deserves a super fap

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Impkitty 4 months ago
I'd love to be her for the rest of my life. >w<

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ythgiMehtoreZdorL 1 year ago
hot as all hell

>>4657900
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Nice dubs, frogposter. #checked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Why is everyone posting frogs here? Where can I find nazi frogs?

>>4658493
i ned to kno RIIT NOW where comments are fro m?

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>>4658974
>>/toy/