This thread was crafted for the sole purpose of inciting

All shitposting and memeing aside, who is that in op? She's hits all of my buttons and is a 10/10

>>4637645
/(s4s} wouldn't do it.
She is a nice board.

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>>4637650
Literally and figuratively you.

>>4637645
I want to boop that cute little piggy wiggy nose squee squee!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>4637656
This gril looks soft and warm like mashpotato <3

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>>4637653
No, I believe you may be mistaken. You see, this is the nice board you speak of.

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>>4637658
Woah woah there wise guy.. are you comparing the maiden with the likes of this FOUL BEAST? I beseech you to think twice!

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>>4635658
Glad you like my posts, I'll get back behind my façade. Truth is, "bastion" is the right kind of word for it is a war we're fighting. Disability or malnutrition, mood or sickness, there is not one type of unease that is not conflict. Happiness is embracing your warrior nature, fortifying your sense of self, sharpening your prose, preparing and strategising. The question is, what are you fighting for? And what are you fighting?

>>4637714
Two questions better left unanswered if you want to make it out of this alive. Keep your secrets safe. At least you know you're in good company here.

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>>4637714
Salutations,
I am but a plastic bag in the wind, moving with any direction. There is no war for me to fight but that of my own constantly waged struggle against the self. However, nowadays, I've lost my will. I have no fight left in me.
You involve yourself in something, you see it to the end. If you can't fix it, you take responsibility and finish it.

>>4637645
im nt sure i bleive ur thred thesis
an advrse rsponse 4rm whm? n-e-1? jst a gneral adverse???
u r failin in tht regrd if tru bcuz ppl like th thred genrally keep up th good wrk but redifne th meanin u asociate with ur thred create

btw is tht me in th op pic??

>>4637760
You see, that's the punchline. The thread OP sure did fall far from his mark if his thread is receiving predominantly positive feedback, wouldn't you say? What a goober! Do you know the definition off insanity...

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>>4637645
Show tits

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>4637817
i nw c ur atempt n i supose i hav 2 admit its sucess n th eironing of ur intent
i thnk ths is a bord 4 postirony tho so u shld b hnest in ur itnetnt but thts jst my onion

i dnt thnk uve evr tld me the defition of insane btw cuz we hvent talked
btw btw is tht me in th oP pic?

>>4637817
>>4637928
in th spirit of hnest discus i made a mstake n thught u said/ask if u todl me th def bcuz thts th quote 4rom th vidogame
in actualrealty u askd about m'knowldge of the def in whch case yessssss i do good def but there r som i like btter

>>4637645
Is more photos of her? In bikini maybe? For some cute fun?

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>>4637973
Is this lewd?

>>4638012
Why ask? This is not pic of girl in OP.

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OP, do you like music?

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>>4638039
Yes. My apologies, I lack a full grasp of myself at the moment making it a challenge to articulate myself. Here’s a song I enjoy. I would request that you reply with one you enjoy as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJV-u_Tt2nk

>>4638501
sure thing anony here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPwh6SDRVI
i really dig this song and its many variations

>>4638501
m'fave 4rom ths album wld have 2b:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9CPKtDy3fM
hers a dif albm sng 4 variatry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VaZm6dpDS8

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>>4637675
>>4637928
>>4637936
>>4638012
>>4638531
>>4638627
Cognoscenti in an ocean of dilettantes. We never stood a chance.

I want Ben and Jerry's.

One of those really weird mixes of different weird types of chocolate and caramel and cookies and cake and shit.

>>4638653
wait wherd u get m'photo?

>>4638683
This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity.

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>>4638689
r u ed sheran?
i dnt rly like ur msic sry

but wow thts dark! whts ur fave meme 4 cheerin up? mine wld hav 2 b drinkin

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>>4638655
Here, on the house. Are you satisfied?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4638653
It is an ancient ocean, brimming and bubbling with the crystal-clear decoction of life everlasting! Bask in it!

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>>4638501
No need to apologise, I wouldn't have asked had I had anything interesting to say. I really like your song, I see what you meant when you talked about "raw emotion" in art. Beautiful.

I've been getting into Boyd Rice these past few days so I'll pick this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_M65x6PCto

>>4638707
that seems to be what I was requesting
you did well

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>>4638693
I'm an owl. Hey, a meme can be anything you desire if you believe hard enough, yes? Therefore, this photo I took of my dog earlier shall be my pick. I entitle the piece "Sad Dog"
Dog sad since house possess permeating illness impinging on all whom reside within

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>>4638756
>Dog sad since house possess permeating illness impinging on all whom reside within
Beautiful poetry, beautiful late night poetry!

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>>4638719
The narration is hypnotic, though unnerving to the uninitiated. I am fond of the instrumental and will be probing through the artist's other productions..
>>4638766
Much obliged.

>>4638756
owls cnt type ur a liar
bt i 4giv 4 im sur u felt a tru reson 2 lie as evl does nt truly exst in th'hart of man n so i hop 1 day u feel u cn tel me th'truth

tht s a v. good meme n u r rite about th'potntial 4 all thngs 2 b mems n how it takes only1 indvidual 2 make it so we al hav the potentail of gods meme gods

also ur meme rminds me of a story i lived:
we hd a pug dog in m'home n she was alwys anoyin w/ th'barkin n was bad tmpered n wld bite bite biete at u if she flt u wrnged her n wld snap at th'othrs as thy ran 2 go outsid ths was possible due 2 yungpup truama whn an atempt at robry was made on her by a strange man as sh'played in th'yard w/ her yungowner
th'ownr was nt our famly but n-othr who we adoptd her 4rom
we had her 4 mny year n as she aged hr bdy bgan 2 fal aprt th 1 2 go 3rst ws her hearin so tht u cld screm nxt 2'er n-sh'wld hear nthin howev sh'retaind som lvl of hearin 4 short loud snds of sm specifc frequnce so tht w/ evry knifehndchop on th cutin bord as i made m'mornin-potates-n-eggs sh'wuld strt up w/ th barkin n it bcame tht sh'wuld brk at n-e-thng sh'herd bcuz sh'culd only hear nois tht dogs brk at
[CONTINE 1/2]

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>>4638756
>>4638850
[TH'FINALE 2/2]
thn her bck legs went which is comon w/ pugs bcuz pugs r n abominateon creatd by man ignrant of the consequnces
at frst sh'was jst wobly thn more n more unstedy n wuld fall smtimes, bt it gt worse n wors
by th'end hr back legs wer almst useles n sh'wuld scrable criss cros stumbl drag on th hrdwood floor 2 get 2 wherver sh'wnted 2 go bt wuld mor oftn thn not jst sit on hr bed n make vrious distresed noises if it ws food tim or if sh thght smthin ws happenin
as sh'lst her mobile sh'wuld hav mor-n-mor ppl touchn n tryin 2 pick hr up 2 get her outsde or wherevr n sh'becam mor-n-mor iriateble 2 th point sh'was laible 2 bite n-e-hand sh'felt n so ppl stopped pettin her n we hd 2 invnt a bag systm jst 2 mov hr a-round n 2 th'outside
i nvr like hr bcuz not a dog prson bt it was wierd 2 c famly who r dog ppl strt 2 dislke
finaly we wnt on vacate n gav her 2 orginal ownr (fam frend, but we hd ownd th'pug 4 mny yhears 4 rsons i dnt undrstand) n thn dddnt take her bck whn we came bck
it seems wrng 2 me 2-do but wsnt rly m'decisoin n so sh'is stil ther rn w/ th'ppl sh'dsnt kno brkin n bitin n-e-thng she cn hear or feel

n-e-way th'point is i thnk shes th'sadest dog ive evr knwn n i ws cntinualy surpised at th fct tht our vet ddnt thnk sh'shld b put 2 forevrsleep

btw meg mog owls good u got megahex? i hav it n 1 othr but i lnt tht 2 a frend

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>>4638850
>>4638852

>>4638858
yeh sh'ws a bit like tht i felt

>>4638852
Lovely story you lived. Well, not lovely, but a story nonetheless. The pug deserved a better chance. I don't have a physical copy of it myself but an anon did a dump of it on /co/ a few days ago.

>>>/co/84717012

>>4637835
>>4637973
>>>/b/

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>>4638891
thnk u i agre it is a story
2 b fare 4 a whil sh'had typicl petlife whch is basicly heavn 4 n-e-pet tht livs in at lest mddle class housin wher thers no dnger 4rom nature or othrwise n food aviable evryday all neds met n able 2 grw fat n helthy untl inevitble declin of old age tht is unfrtunately prticlry ruinin 4 pugs n othr abonimaton breeds but othr thn tht sh'lackd ambitoin by defintoin n cldnt evn comprhnd th'idea of doin smthin mor w/ life so nvr pulled in-2 th existntail teror of bein 2 comftabl w/ doin nothin in fct probly cldnt even comprhnd th'loss of hearin or th'impndin death wegain a lot by bein hman but it opns us up 2 a lot of v. scry stuf
we shld stil stop breedin pugs thogh

4 most books i try 2 jst donwload or get on th'intrnet like tht but 4 ggrphic novls tht i particlry like i make n except bcuz i thnk theres smthin v. nice bout havin th clolours on th physcal page

btw do u identfy w/ th owl charcture in som way or ws ur erlier equivalnce n empty1?

>>4637645
:V

>>4637645
nice time quads. but this gril, she look very sad in her eyes. maybe she needs bepis in vaginor.