ok so today i am going to take these thigns and cook them and eat em o.k. i will post progres in itt
b.t.w. i still dunno how to make matzoh balls i think i should get off my fat butt and lrn2cook matso bawlz
>>4608385
spooky and kind of rude D:
>>4608405
spook THIS
*smug smiel as pull down sexey yoga panets*
*sad sack of crap anon alone cornre of room meager raise hand*
lay the fuk down u little mommy boy bitsch i will show u a face sit
hope u liek baked fucken beans cabbage and a aspergus piss
*piss smelly aspergs on u *
yea lube up in my yerin
*anone obey ever word smearing piss smear on faec*
u bes blow my buttkrakk a raspberry wile ur down there
*i fatsquat butt cheek sweatspread on ur lil boy face of a woman tears of a child*
*anone mone luvving it relishing in asscrust*
*put all my wait on u til u fuken pass out give u a quick handy and get the fuk out of there*
Looks great LoLo! Would eeeet XD Quick question though. I like my animals to be tortured before they're murdered. Can you guarantee me that these animals were gruesomely tortured? BTW you're nice XD
tfw sparkles is so desperate for female interaction he constantly posts terrible bait to get replies from the only females he knows about on this board
>>4608418
not sparkel bitsch stfu
quikk update
i bring dis pig as condement to dip my food in2 it gunna taste yummey!
i pour over my boyfrients faec he luv it
unrelated: he sleep on potato lol
here my boyfrient is eating HIMSELF! delish!
next i will be cooking up...
my own SHIT! :D
>>4608470
Hey lolo i sware I'm not a creep or anything but I wanna succ ur dicc
cooking poop is kinda tricky lol
i gotta wrap this around my hands
while i cook my poop i will pull the feathers off this birde and cook it later.
poop progress: looken gud
it meltt~
look liek choklit!
my boyfrient has to be put in dis ball for me to cook poope
hope his spit doesn't get in the poop!
he's LAUGHING now!
why is he laughing?
what's so funny? lol
gonna extrakt his sweat for the poop
whatevre it techs
gonna add dis water (bottle is shape like hart awwwwa)
poop progress: now it REALLY looks like chocolate!
ohhh bubbels
POP THE BUBBEL, POP DA BUBBLE
MOAR BUBBEL
looks like magic witch brew lol
gonna take out the poop and...
wtf is look like ice lol
the love of the hart water compels this poop!
oooooh!
Bon appetit! i made golden poope!
i dip into blood for flavore
>>4608605
ty
ass
lolo, this is a great thread
and a lovely movie that everyone should see
>>4609157
man
>>4608385
topkek that's some real fine dining.
>>4609157
man
>>4609573
'the fuck up dude we are evolutionarily wired to eat meat my man i dont want to be a ghostly corpse lookin nigga like your dumb ass thanks plus bury eats meat i seen her do it
>>4609578
forgot name
>>4609819
the holy mountain
>>4609823
ohhh. Actually I've seen El Topo and Santa Sangre, same director and I did like those so this is next on my netflix list. Thanks.
>>4609838
k bye leave chunkfat cuntgut cunt merging with yer gut ugly fatcunt shitpipe fitter for a boyfrent piss on his face & he smells it
>>4609845
his bf looks hot
>>4609864
does he have a beard
>>4609869
I wish he was less razor averse. Why? 5 o'clock shadow is hot. Scruff isn't. IMO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSfcvIA366A
>>4609885
I watched to a little more than two minutes in and I liked that he used Peter and the Wolf music but I didn't want to watch the rest.
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qkIbMOxCxI
>>4609884
dumpfat get dumpt dumpfat u & ya meat paw gross
sumtimes wen im on the road & sum1 piss me off thats a line i like to use. 'u&ya'. 'u&ya giant-ass yukon. u&ya fugly tan toyota'. sumtimes if sum1 pulls up @ a lite and their window is too parallel to mine i start talking sh*t cause i know they probley glance over but i never do, i never glance, so i just look forward & talk sh*t bout their car or wat i think theyre like cause i didnt give them permission to look @ me. i think a few pplve cot on when their windows were open. sumtimes i will jerk the car forward a few feet or flip my sun visor down to get them the fug outta my site. the visor flipping's the most obvious i dont do it often only when i get a good feeling theyre glancing ill do it. 1 time i did the jerk forward and the guy next to me also jerked forward i hadda laff @ dat
>>4609912
Is this post admitting that you are so insecure in real life you only talk shit to other people when they have little chance of ever hearing you, a good chance of leaving without conflict if they do? I have been called passive aggressive but you have just described that type of behavior more succinctly than I ever could have. I'm usually only genuinely mean to ppl I've been close with. I'm always nice to strangers.
Haha, hey guys. It's me, Anonymous. I came in this thread to poop on it, and everyone who posted in it. You all have a lot of my wet poop on your heads right now. It's covering this thread, too. There is doo doo all over the place in here and it smells really bad. There's some of my dookers right on your mouth. Slurpy burpy! Farts and poops! RIght on ya. Right on this very thread.
>>4609942
no. no cause u dont know when else im rude. u dont have a point of reference. there was a gay koppel leaving a bar that was rite downstairs from my gf's and one of the fags was loudly barking @ my gf's doge & i was like nvm them theyre justa koppla fagets, well within ear shot of the fagets & some dude standeen outside-a the bar. i saw that dude turn in surprise outta the cornre of my eye & it givva me a rush. its like yea ppl still call ppl fagets when fagets are being assholes. deal w/ it. i also have friends that usedta annoy me & i let em know about it when other friends wouldnt, & theyre better ppl to be around now. basicly, ur fat af thats probs why ur pass-aggress i just call ppl out for being intrusive or otherwise irritating big dumb lard tub (hehe my captche)
>>4609985
Except I'm actually not fat and I have normal non confrontational interactions with strangers. I hate to claim to be "normal" here but you are severely mentally ill from what I gather.
>>4610014
yea your job requires you to have normal interactions with strangers lmao my god u plate-holdin nobody who gives two shits about a fuckup like u, not many ppl thats who. youre fucken tubby ok, your hand is fucking gross. legit fat ass hand. fat tub bitch you are legitimately overweight and you have revealed that information to me with images and cold hard numbers. also u implyin i dont have normal interactions with strangers cause of two frickin anecdotes i chose to share. truly pathetic reasoning. you're like-- really DUMB, arent u. yea. yea ya are.
>>4610020
Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at lolo the way that you are posting at lolo.
I'd still like an explanation as to why you care so much about the "roastie" issue, my friend Lolo.
>>4610028
deep down she knows she's got a fucken knife-wound bleeding-cow fleshy-ass shit-crusted vag & she's real sensitive about it
>>4610031
Rude. :/
>>4610033
Nice polite dubs
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4608385
D:
please consider going vegetarian or ideally vegan
neat/ ten
>>4610780
u sooo straneg wononosotonono....
>>4610780
u sooo straneg wononosotonono....
>>4610780
u sooo straneg wononosotonono....
>>4610780
u sooo straneg wononosotonono....
this is where wince COPIES my words
look at this
this is CLEARLY the TEXT file where he COPIES and PASTES EVERYTHING i write
wince gimmy sum selfy
>>4611640
>winston = WONOSOTONO
???
>>4611640
y he do that wen he cud write WONOSOTONO COPYER.jpg in qt?
>>4611788
>88
Superb double 8s there. Checked em.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4608385
Are those peeled niggers????? lolo u so cool lmao marry me
>>4611825
every time i see this pic this song plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6JjEFQ1dA
>>4608385
If there was nobel prize in funposting op would have gotten it
>>4611844
but lolo isnt funny OR interesting
are you sure you're not a brownosing faggot?
>>4611848
every time i see this pic this song plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG6JjEFQ1dA
>>4611853
thats th' first time u eva saw dat pic tho
>>4611880
when i see the purple girl in that geddup
Richfig with rents making $24,000 here
We eat just regular people food. Cereal for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch, meatloaf for dinner
You'd be surprised, rich people like us are just regular people deep down
If you have any questions about the life of wealthy privileged elites, please do not hesitate to ask.
oh my gosh! I just found this post! I got a lot of catching up to do.
[flube.gif]
>>4609157
man
>>4609157
man