Welcome, newfriends from /r9k/!
Here is a guide to help you get started on [s4s] posting! enjoy :^)
quality funposting requires an exceedingly comprehensive command of what it takes to make legitimately good posts, and then doing the opposite (or a mixture of good posting guidelines and the opposite).. here are a few that i employ evry day
grammar/writing style:
<abbreviate words: ex "you" => "u"
<use run-on sentences
<use punctuation, inappropriate places
<be redundant with your abbreviations: "in IRL life" "in this ITT" "my MFW face when"
<finish posts with ellipses, even when they are not required...
<use this smiley face: :^)
<misspell contractions and put the apostrophe in the wrong place: ex. "you're" => "yu'oer"
<utilize contractions where you shouldn't: your/you're their/they're/there
humor:
<understand your audience - what they consider hilarious and what they consider lame.. post what they consider lame and pretend that you think it's hilarious
<incorporate many levels of irony
<ironic memes have become mainstream, so be post-post-ironic
posting habits/misc:
<reply to yourself
<ask people who they're quoting
<dont correct your typos before posting
<upload photos with lots of jpeg artifacts, low quality, or very large image size for no reason
<be nice - ppl dont like it for some reason (???)
<use parenthetical asides i guess
<remember the check you're #fortune. it makes the threads colorful :^)
these are just, a few but should get u started on yu'ore way 2 sh*tposting
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4606311
nice dubs :^)
>>4606311
>11
>Dubs
Nice
>>4606294
this Post deserved dubs .tbh
This is a decent guide.
IT WORKS :)))))))))))
#fortune
>>4606329
she's a sexy little girl
check my beautiful fortune
I share it qith all of you
>>4606381
it works :)))))))))))))
>>4606294
good post i reddit
>>4606294
nice work
How do I
#fortune
>>4606499
type fortune in the options bar and you'll have osmething like this
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4606515
Your fortune: Average Luck
I hope I have very good luck!
#fortune
>>4606294
ur'e advise in ITT seems rather dated (I've been here since March) (tfw oldfig :^) but at least you tried to promote [s4s]/[ajp] culture and improve what was once the best board on 4chan rather than regurgitaing or reposting the same old tired memes as so many badposters who seem to confused...
>mfw no Claire gf
>>4606680
Who are you quoting?
if dubs katya a shit
shiiiiiiiiiit
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>>4606723
off-by-one
>>4606294
Thanks for this guide I'm gonna keep it as a pasta for all the newfriends so that they can be rapidly integrated into our extremely unique boarde culture also just wanted to say nice work keep it up your what makes s4s nice! :^)
Also a note to people documenting s4s boarde culture: Don't take a prescriptive approach, take a descriptive approach.
>>4606750
Here's your (u)
>>4606499
dubs confirm
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck