Let us gather here today to extol the word of Doge. She is our shepard, the board is her field and we are her sheep.
Just as savage wolves hang fire to devour the astrayed lamb, Cade combs through [s4s] availing herself to the power and impoliteness the rude figs inadvertently bequeath.
So remember [s4s] is an idiosyncratic vestige of niceness and cuteness :D so only be nice if u can
hi
>>4593197
Hello :} Doge bless you!
xDDDDDD
Doge thread tyme!
>>4593211
Nice dubs
>>4594017
hahhhahah hi my very good friend :DDDDDDDDD are you going to answer my question in le last thread!
:^)
>>4594381
“Of all the threads, on all the boards, in all the web, she walks into mine…”
-Me when I first saw Doge on esfroces
FLUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4594826
opps wrong pic.. shh doge is sleeping :^)
>>4594833
FLUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>4594999
Smart triples dess!
buncha dumbass idiots interest in doge is waning tell your boss its a lost cause thanks no one cares anymore dogecoin is dead thanks for playin
>>4595034
flubehahaha
>>4595034
I don't like dogs because they're too emotional, I used to feign death in front of my pitbull and she'd sit down by me and lick my face.
So fuck dogs - I like cats. Cool. Indifferent. They don't need you.
>>4595191
>>4593189
AMen.
buncha dumbass idiots interest in doge is waning tell your boss its a lost cause thanks no one cares anymore dogecoin is dead thanks for playin
This is a very cerebral painting of doge that was donated to the doge museum in Saskatchewan by a private collector.
This is another painting from the museum I enjoy. It features doge on a boat.
>>4596348
>>4596374
WOW
>>4597469
Sumting I've been thinking about? what do you tink? :(
>>4596348
>>4596374
Fantastic, absolutely angelic
>>4597524
Thank u for reposting the question again, i couldn't remember specifically what is was xDDD
it does seem that doge will often choose rude people or even people who harbor cades as roomates, but this is just doges loves triumphing over evil/rudeness. how can she overcome rudeness if she is not on the front lines fighting it?
But rest assured my good friend Doge more often chooses nice friends as roommates. its just the cadeist media trying to turn us against her :^(
did u know the beautiful and most popular doge Kabosu's roomate is a kindergarten teacher? doge choose her because she is a very nice friend and doge is able to teach an entire generation of children about love, niceness and proper oral hygiene before they even know what a cade is!
Or internet sensation Marutaro whos roommate is a fitness guru who works out togather with her in order to promote healthy living and eating vegitables, guess who taught him about all thoses things? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTzIpRbx-8w
we must be patient, doge works in ways we cannot comprehend, but her plan is perfect and true. :^)
BREAKING NEWS!
Cadeist have gone to far this time.....They drove a truck killing atleast 30 in the city of NICE!!!!!!! in France. how much more proof do people need to see that cades need to be eliminated.
they attacked a city named...... "NICE" :^(
no repost of doge fatalities yet but im so worried im lierally weeping right now thinking of all the innocent doge attacked in their capital :****(
y would anyone attack a city full of Doges named Nice :^( this is worse than Hiroshima :^(
>>4597974
Jiveturkey do you have le autism? Cats and dogs are both cool animals and sometimes even get along well.
>>4598028
NO! there was an attack on the city of NICE, WHO DO U THINK IS RESPONSIBLE!!! atleast 60 dead so far :^(
>>4598021
HOLY FUGGING FRICK JUST CAME INTO POST THIS! WHY! IM ABOUT DONE WITH THIS JIVETURKEY.
Every other day we're met with scads of stories about cades trying to consign Europe, America and [s4s] into >>>/b/
I've had enough of this, let me speak without prevarication, I hate cades. And I'm well aware Doge shuns the idea of hate, but I'm not going to attempt to feign some genteel sangfroid composure.
We have Cades not only infesting 4chin, and s4s, but in our very own Doge threads.
Cades are a parasite, a pest living and breeding in our own homes, among us. We must not fall victim to Cade's Janus-faced, siren song. Yes not all cades post rude things, but everyone who posts rude things is a cadeist.
Because cade's are pest, they are a cancer, so accordingly we must treat them as such. If you allow even an individual cancer cell to retain it's habitation in the body, it will reproduce, and soon it will make it's rounds to the lymphatic system and metastasis will occur, and a painful death becomes an inexorable reality.
Likewise if you allow even the most benign cadeists to post at their own liberty, they will continue to propagate, effectively destroying the last desiccated, scorched tendril coupling us with the rose of niceness, on the ever thorny bush of 4chin.
Fellow Doge friends, what are we going to do?
(;______;)
>>4598327
haha u STIL dint eben got skol
>>4598379
case in point :(
>>4598411
Your an idiot. The doge meme was actually pretty cool before you and Jiveturkey came along and fagged it up. You might've learned to keep it fresh if you had've just stayed in skol.
Nice dubs tho :^)
>>4598327
nig lol
m
>3D doge
doge show me ur butthole
xDDDDD
>>4600322 (dubs)
nice
>>4600710
say cheese !!!1
>>4600777
no one checks my number :(
>>4600973
hahahah thanks o(^∀^*)o
LMAO No need to explain, Doge! XDDDD *hopss in boat*
>>4595915
Smiley face in the sunflower :)
danger doge
>>4603435
feirce doge repeatedly suplexes fruit while chewSing WITH NO LICENSE
chin'd
>>4603450
normie meem from literally months if not years ago
Doge wears a hijab to show respect for ALL cultures!
What's that, you posted on 4chan? Created a meme? Got repeating digits?
Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you; the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh?
Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you.
It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god... a pizza god!?!?
>>4604314
OH NO! doge has gotten herself into another sticky situation :^O
>>4604448
lmbo sometimes Doge tries a litttle too hard to get cozy xD
I'm in love with doge
>>4604578
You and me both, friend.
xD XD xD
>>4605161
hahahaha doge is always having fun adventures xDDDDDD
Hello, I will only ever post once on 4Chan and I want you all to enjoy this Doge.
Have a nice day :^)
>>4605206
HOLLY FRICK!!! Just letting you know friend, you made a very good use of your one post =] If you hear knock outside your door, know that its Doge.
>>4601286
Cheeky doge.
nag
>>4605206
>>4605751
:) ur certainly my close close friend, JTurkey
>>4607756
shes just sleeping shhhh!
>>4608365
:^0000 :^DDDDD <333333
A classic
>>4608539
>still confusing dog with Doge
>what my mfw looks like
>>4608577
LOL xDDDD
nice dogebles btw
>>4608852
hahaha literally what I was thinking btw(ay) :]
>>4609128
>>4609235
wonderful doges :^)
it's important to remember that just because Doge is a nice friend, it does not mean she will always tell you what you want to hear! :-) she's is always trying to make you a BETTER person and that sometimes means delivering you with harsh realities about your posting habits, so u can improve! Don't worry though this is always out of love :3
>>4610604
:^D
dore
world of doge
>>4611022
Dank dubs doge. Checked
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4611028
whew thx bby :^)
>>4611033
Another one. Checked that dub too beb.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4611028
>>4611039
nice checking a nice friend :^)
>>4611066
Woah woah. Another one? Checked em. Doge thread officially blessed by the dubs God.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4611033
that cate looks like a baby alligate in le thumbnail xDDD
>>4611094
thanks friend!
>>4611113
i see it now xDDDD
>>4611033
really loud pic and great numbers
>>4611276
thx :^)
>>4611375
>>4611377
Nice dubs, dogeposter
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4611380
thx again bby :^)
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>>4611488
Double digits 4 days down in dis doge board. Checked
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>4611488
wew
>>4593189
this thread containst the smartest individuals the human race has to offer.
So many smart dogeposters!
>>4611530
Wow hahah! *le blushes*
>>4611530
aw heck I love doge
>>4605206
man that is one happe doge
>>4611766
>66
Those some nice digits, mr dogeposter.
Checked
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4611866
Whoa hahah!
you got
>66
aswell!btw
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>4593189
>>>/9gag/
>>4612322
Nice dubbies little doge frend. Checked and they're real good. ;)
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4612423
thx bby :^)
>>4612477
>77
Woah, another one. Gosh, dogeposters are very lucky. I checked those dubs and they are good, fam.
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4595206
this so much
>>4598379
le upboat to you good sir
>>4600322
ex dee how do i send this to my grandson, he'd love it!
sincerely,
Betty C., AL
>>4613368
ur dum
>>4613368
wait, no
jjjjjjjjjkjkjkhjhvfh HV hovnhd docs gf g KCH CV echo CDC och did mad overrunning override
>>4604838
what a crazy sheeb
>>4613397
This doge is my personal favorite <3
>>4613454
u got me xDDDDD
>>4612808
Hey friend? I had a question? Do you believe it is possible to be friends with a cade, if they have reformed? Such a ruse Cade for example? Tbh I feel like it's talking to a reformed felon or murderer, they may act nice but deep down you know what they're capable of?
>>4613640
>>4614005
>>4614114
nice last4digits palindrome
>>4614005
im confused pls answer D: help ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>4614455
i was just commenting on doge(the posters) use of a picture instead of words to answer your question :^) it does not necessarily reflect my own views.
i personally believe as i think doge does that everyone/creature, even cades can be turned to good if they truly except doge into their lives :^)
nice dogebles btw :^)
>>4614474
nop nota part u bogus religon only jus like doges.
>>4614483
wat? doge (the poster) is one of the greatest posters in all of [s4s] history. inspired me and many others to start posting doges. im not sure wat your saying friend :^)
;-{
sometimes I feel like the last cookie in the cookie jar, broken, crumbling and alone
>>4614502
yes i apreciat doge a exceptional creetur also, an respec u teritory, bt not part of u religon an pls do not include name cade in form of context sayn otherwise for sake of peace an 2 avoid bemudlement an confusion of representaton of cade an thos who hab chos 2 folo; as the respecful folower of doge may do.
>>4614517
u arenevar alone friend,not with doge in your life. i will also be your friend 5evar :^)
>>4614591
i smell what your cooking, but this is what happens when ever cade lures loving/trusting doge to a meeting :^( we need to meet at a neutral ground. perhaps an aquarium?
>>4614603
hahahah thanks! I never thot of it that way to be honest (tbh) it's like the old saying
"Even the loneliest of nice friends are happier than the happiest of cades"
>>4614634
Please be careful Jiveturkey :-0. Cades often seduce an artluistic Doge with woes of pity, like a Siren's vampirish song.
In other words, be wary of this cade, as they could be harnessing our niceness for Cade's evil intentions.
>>4614667
i would of course be wearing my doge mask is i usually do when in public. to protect me from cades poisonous venom filled fangs as she leaps to bite me and scratch my face.
>>4614634
i m comen to u bread in name of peace an not ataken u, this is neutral groun wen u decide it to be. comprehen wat i sayn an respec as i hab respec u is the request, or continue to escalate violins is u choice.
>>4614750
well friend, i must first axe u before all elese. is cade willing to become a nice friend, promote proper oral hygene and a fluffy appearance? if i took my shoe off and had a club foot would she laught at me? (theres no WAY doge would)
>>4614808
>if i took my shoe off and had a club foot would she laught at me? (theres no WAY doge would)
what I wundering extactly! I bet Cade would make fun you if even you had only dirt under a toenail >:^[
>>4614808
o ob course fren, cade alredy doen that an haben o so fluffy appearance on the daily bases, an ob course cade wod not b laffin at thos haben misfortune as is not prudent or honorable. stil not buyn u snek oil though.
>>4614861
im not 100% sure im picking up what your laying down cade friend....please allow me to meditate and connect to the almighty nice friend for a moment and gain some perspective.
WWDD
What
Would
Doge
Do....?
>>4614878
This. Cade's cant even speak English smf(riggin)head
>>4614878
u hab fun an i will b here an feel free to contac me in the way of u choosen.
>>4614880
quid ataken at nothin u domy, cade hab ben only a fren to u an eben tryn tellen thos guise stop tryn fitin u, KNO U ALIES.
>>4614888
rude trips and cades have only been rude, pls leave now
>>4614898
i only rud u 1 tiem, an how many time u hab ruded me?? u ataken at nothin an u frens bcaus thos guise uncatchable, i not leaben.
>>4593189
you DUMB IDIOT doge is a boy and he has a big wed wocket!
>>4615955
>55
Nice dubs, turkey who jives. Checked.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4615969
thanks gondola! i can always count on you to check some dubs :^)
wat r your thoughts about doges?
>>4615962
don't be too hard on him he never even went skol
>>4615962
Hi Cade. Did u know that EVEN THO u bullied me, I can sill be ur friend if u want bybtw(by the way). In the words of Doge "love all, trust few and harm none."
Doge always shows respect to our men and women of law enforcement :DDD Even if she's being pulled over for something dumb (like a frigging expired tag >:^[ she's always super polite! In the wake of recent events, Doges are now training police officers on how to arrest someone without using rude tactics! It's been a wild success so far :-)
>>4613368
what the heck
Doge piercing through time and space at full speed
>>4616080
I really like doges. They give me warm tinglies in my body and never fail to make my day better. :>]
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4619248
Sorry im not posting a Doge rightRN D: But I was wondering do u think Doge lobs tets =} I think she does
Forgive me Doge for I have sinneded
I greatly apologize for this rude ITT earlier
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/4607911/#q4607911
It was a lapse of judgement. A cursory hedonic indulgence into cadeism. (´_`)
>>4619314
im not sure what a tet is friend :^) is a tet a pussume? because i think doge would love them :^)
>>4619331
u have axed 4 4givness and doge has licked your sins away. u r 5given. i was shocked when i saw the post but we have all failed in comparison to doge
>>4593189
After years of the Los Angeles party life and subsequent drug addiction, Ima Robot frontman Alex Ebert broke up with his then-girlfriend, moved out of his house, and spent time in rehab.[1] During this time, Ebert began to write a book about a messianic figure named Edward Sharpe that was "sent down to Earth to kinda heal and save mankind, but he kept getting distracted by girls and falling in love." Ebert adopted the Sharpe persona as his alter ego. He said, "I don't want to put too much weight on it, because in some ways it's just a name that I came up with. But I guess if I look deeper, I do feel like I had lost my identity in general. I really didn't know what was going on or who I was anymore. Adopting another name helped me open up an avenue to get back."[2]
Though the band at times grow into an ensemble of more than ten people, Ebert began initial writing and recording completely alone, doing "the horn lines with [his] mouth or a kazoo on the demos" and "all the background vocals layering [him]self, pretending that there were people there."[3] After meeting singer Jade Castrinos outside a Los Angeles cafe,[4] Ebert and Castrinos started writing music together, and became a part of the art and music collective The Masses, which was partially started by some seed money from actor Heath Ledger.[5] While the two had a romantic relationship that did not last, their fledgling group eventually swelled to more than 10 members, some of whom had been Alex's friends since he was young. In mid 2009, Ebert, Castrinos, and a group of musicians toured the country by bus as Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros. The first show they played in 2009 was at the Marfa Film Festival in Marfa, Texas.[1] The band recorded their debut album, Up From Below, in Laurel Canyon. Produced by Aaron Older and Nico Aglietti, it was released on July 14, 2009.
>>4620021
Hahah no friend, possumes are to tets, as dogs are to Doge. tets are a friendly tribe of arch angels :) also btw
I guess I pretty much threw away my only chance of roomatehood.(;*△*;) I DONT KNOW WHY I DID IT! IM NOT RUDE I SWEAR TO DOGE! PLEASE. Jiveturkey, what are your sins, have you ever danced with cade in the moonlight? D:
Doge sauntering through the theater of war, in the gruesome aftermath of the tet offensive. ;_;
>>4620140
believe it or not, when i first started on 4chan i was a btard :^( im not proud of it. i even posted rude things like juggalos, laughed at raids and actually took part in caturday threads. i still have a cat folder in my /b/ folder D^: but then [s4s] was created and i discovered the true meaning of love and niceness and doges :^)
>>4620204
holy firck! D: I must ask Jiveturkey, why do you keep the cade folder? Is there a scintilla, even just a crumb, of latent rudness languishing in your soul?
Or do you keep it as a memento betokening where you started :^) btww :D
>>4620204
wait JIVETURKEY WUT DA FUGH!!! U USED TO BE ROOMATES WITH A CADE Dx !!!! pls explain friend pls pls explain ;____; http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/3809245/#q3820828
>>4620252
im so ashamed that i try just to not think about those times, the thought of clicking on that folder again, even to delete it, makes me sick to my stomach :^(
wow i didnt see this thread was at 300 and image limit reached, good thread everyone!
>>4620338
the cade was techinally my brothers but yes i did live with a cade during my childhood, but i believe because of my youth and my weiner dog friend that i wwas not truly turned to cadeism even at that young age. i feel i was taught a great lesson. one time my cat louise bit my eat and it was bleeding, but then quincy my weiner dog felt bad for me and started licking my wound. that was the greatest lesson of my life thus far
DED THRED HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLE
DOGE SUPPORTERS #BTFO